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Funny story: Anguished mother sues juice company over container of backwash

Anguished mother sues juice company over container of backwash

As Peggy Horton began pouring herself a glass of orange juice from the Crop-o-land container she knew right away something was off. "It was not orange, it was somewhat clear with whitish clumps of goo here and there" she said. "On behalf of...
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Funny story: God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Vatican City, Italy - God has given word to Pope Francis that he wants the pontiff to file a lawsuit in New Jersey's 2nd appellate court, claiming that Angel Soft toilet paper is guilty of defamation of character against his beloved angels. "God w...
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Funny story: Trump Sues Maker Of "Trumpemon" Parody Game

Trump Sues Maker Of "Trumpemon" Parody Game

With the wild success of Pokemon Go, a parody of the game called "Trumpemon" has already been released. At the same time, the makers of the parody are already being sued by Donald Trump in a California court. Tellingly, Trump is suing for trademar...
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Funny story: Judgements In Trump U Lawsuit To Bankrupt Donald Trump

Judgements In Trump U Lawsuit To Bankrupt Donald Trump

In just the first of many civil suits to conclude against Donald Trump and Trump University, a jury in one of the cases handed Trump a 500 million dollar judgement against him. Exposing the gap between what The Don says he's worth and the reality,...
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Funny story: Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming

Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming

San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...
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Funny story: Dyson Enters Razor Market With Air Blade

Dyson Enters Razor Market With Air Blade

Dyson, the company that makes all sorts of things that suck and blow, is entering a market even bigger than home appliances: Now Dyson wants to give you a closer morning shave. Using patented air blade technology Dyson is claiming they can give yo...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Threatens Spoof Reporter, Hints At Death Contract

Donald Trump Threatens Spoof Reporter, Hints At Death Contract

At a press conference, Donald Trump launched an unprecedented attack on the press, even singling out this reporter and The Spoof for special attention. "This Xrhonda Speaks and the website The Spoof are one of the worst examples of a dishonest pre...
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Funny story: School Magazine Shut Down

School Magazine Shut Down

In an unprecedented move Pfennigs the notorious law firm of London who protect their clients from 'defamation' have moved on The Sacred Heart Girls Secondary School in Hull, England. The students published a letter in their weekly online magazine...
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Funny story: Hulk Hogan Settles Gawker Lawsuit For Lifetime Supply Of Rippable Clothing

Hulk Hogan Settles Gawker Lawsuit For Lifetime Supply Of Rippable Clothing

Tampa, FL - WWF Wrestling star, Hulk Hogan, was awarded a vein-popping monetary settlement of more than $100 million dollars, with celebrity news website, Gawker, for showing a thrity-second video of The Hulkamaniac naked-wrestling his buddy's wife.
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Funny story: Church of Satan Sues Led Zeppelin

Church of Satan Sues Led Zeppelin

Auntie Sandra Levi, High Priestess of The Church of Satan, filed a lawsuit this week alleging that rock band Led Zeppelin plagiarized the copyrighted liturgy of her church. "When they recorded the subliminal Satanic lyrics in Stairway to Heaven, t...
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Funny story: Ahead Of 2016 RNC Trump Trademarks "Trump Supporters Riot™"

Ahead Of 2016 RNC Trump Trademarks "Trump Supporters Riot™"

In a shrewd business move Donald Trump has applied for trademark status for the three word phrase "Trump Supporters Riot™." Now, whenever a newspaper or website uses the phrase Trump supporters riot™, the "™" symbol must appear and...
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Funny story: The Meaningless One Night Stand

The Meaningless One Night Stand

A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...
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Funny story: California Raisin wins lawsuit

California Raisin wins lawsuit

Today a raisin was handed a terrific victory. Accused of over-shriveling, the raisin known as "Mongo" denied the claim by Mary Higobothman. Mary claims to have bought dark raisins that were of smooth skin. Mary, according to herself, took all t...
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Funny story: Florida college promises No More Genital Probes

Florida college promises No More Genital Probes

Orlando, Florida - Some dirty old men at an Orlando college have been slapped with a multi-million dollar lawsuit for running a diagnostic sonography program on students' vaginas. Women studying at the Orlando Vulva Academy had been told their A-...
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Funny story: Woman Files Suit Against A Waterfall

Woman Files Suit Against A Waterfall

Torrington, Wyoming (UPI): Mrs. Biddy G. Voortface, Cryan Estates, today filed suit against the Silver Cord Cascade and 44 other waterfalls in Yellowstone National Park, citing the severe threat their din posed to what she called the "auditory integr...
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Funny story: Beware The Sabre-Tooth Lawyer!

Beware The Sabre-Tooth Lawyer!

A man thought to be "Lawyer" was spotted lurking outside Midlands Bank in Kensington, London, yesterday. It is not known what type of Lawyer he was... but all are dangerous. This one was heavily disguised in a pinstripe suit and carried an umbrella a...
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Funny story: Lawyers sue Brian Williams for 'lying without a license'

Lawyers sue Brian Williams for 'lying without a license'

New York -- Suspended NBC news anchor Brian Williams is in trouble with the American Bar Association. The lawyers group has filed suit in Federal District Court here, charging that Williams is "cutting into our territory by lying, fibbing, and genera...
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Funny story: Thin Women File Discrimination Charges Against Walmart - Say They favor Fatsos!

Thin Women File Discrimination Charges Against Walmart - Say They favor Fatsos!

US attorney Moishe Pipick announced today in Washington;"These aggrieved thin women have shown initial evidence supporting their claims that Walmart discriminates against them and all thin men and women in favor of hiring "fatsos!" What proof have...
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Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"

Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!
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