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Funny story: Mississippi Judge Accused of Misapplying 3-Strikes Statutes

Mississippi Judge Accused of Misapplying 3-Strikes Statutes

Whitecracker, MS (Reuters) - A Caucasian judge in rural Mississippi, who is also a volunteer pee-wee baseball league umpire, has been accused of over-stepping his judicial bounds by sentencing Black and Hispanic pee-weers who have have gone down swi...
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Funny story: Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

'Spicy Meatballs' is a term used by Italian Chefs who put Meth Amphetamine in their food. DEA officials believe. "We believe we have found an Italian Chef who might be cooking meatballs and meth," said a DEA official. The accused Italian stat...
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Funny story: Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

The Government has today announced plans aimed at reducing the number of road accidents involving cyclists. 'Successive governments have been worried about the safety of cyclists in Britain for very many years,' admitted Secretary of State for Tra...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

New York City -- Lame duck Mayor Michael Bloomberg is working to install neighborhood watch favorite George Zimmerman as the city's next Police Commissioner. "Think of this as my going away present to the city," said Bloomberg, who will be out o...
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Funny story: Cursing Banned in Massachusetts Town - 30 Days in Jail or $2000 Fine For Using F-Word - Rest Of America Likely To Follow Suit

Cursing Banned in Massachusetts Town - 30 Days in Jail or $2000 Fine For Using F-Word - Rest Of America Likely To Follow Suit

Public cursing or swearing on the street, in bars or any location outside of the home has been banned in the small town of Middleborough, Mass. It is now illegal to use the F-Word and transgressors could face fines up to $2000 or/and 30 days in th...
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Funny story: Donegal Authorities Seek 'Wild West-Type' Lawman For Gold Rush Town

Donegal Authorities Seek 'Wild West-Type' Lawman For Gold Rush Town

Wanted: Gun-toting lawman to clean up Irish goldrush town! That's the message from Donegal community leaders as scenes from the old West have developed on the pilgrimage island of Lough Derg. Ever since a Canadian company won the right to searc...
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Funny story: Catholic Leaders Protest Sex-Abuse Investigations- "These Traumatic Surprise Intrusions Violate Our Privacy"

Catholic Leaders Protest Sex-Abuse Investigations- "These Traumatic Surprise Intrusions Violate Our Privacy"

ROME - Claiming that "presumptuous and thuggish impositions of will have disrupted the peace of our lives," a consortium of Catholic leaders around the world has formed in vehement protest of "traumatizing and intrusive" police investigations into re...
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Funny story: Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

VENICE, CALIF. -- The police chief of this small beachside suburb yesterday contracted with an international fish monger to lease three, drug-sniffing great white sharks. "I'm going to turn'em loose in our famous Venice canals," said Chief Ratchet. "...
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Funny story: Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

BRUSSELS - Hate Brussels sprouts? You'll really hate Brussels punishment for lack of budgetary discipline. That's right. According to our mole, a janitor at the conference, leaders of the European Central Bank have come up with the ultimate punishment for governments that do not pay back their loans. Germany was pushing for firing squad. The French were pushing the guilloti...
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Funny story: Applauding banned by parliament

Applauding banned by parliament

After a series of shock accidents parliament is to impose a blanket ban on applause across England and Wales. Applause will still be allowed in Scotland whilst ministers there debate the health and safety of this dangerous activity. "Hospital A&am...
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Funny story: Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

EAST HAVEN, Connecticut - Well it was a sad day at the East Haven Police Department. The economic crisis had forced the department to make a budget cut and sad to say Paro the police dog had been earmarked to be laid off. The five-year-old German...
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Funny story: Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Since 2002 when it became illegal for parents to take their children on holiday during school term time the government estimate some 46% of British parents have broken that law. In theory parents risk being fined up to £2500 for committing the offen...
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Funny story: Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

According to Fremont Beck, Professor of Hip Hop Studies at Northwestern University, "The rise of hip hop - celebrating rebellion and freedom - is clearly perceived as a threat by the dominant white culture. Law enforcement has infiltrated hip hop cu...
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Funny story: A Law Enforcement Perspective on the Story of Cain and Able

A Law Enforcement Perspective on the Story of Cain and Able

Most of us are familiar with the story of Cain and Able from the Bible. Generally believed to be the tale of how Cain the elder slew his brother Able in a jealous/envious rage. This is commonly considered the first documented murder and the first documented crime of passion. For the most part we take this written testimony as the fact, not as evidence leading us to the facts. For the average pe...
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Funny story: Sharia Law will help the NHS save money, and reduced taxes.

Sharia Law will help the NHS save money, and reduced taxes.

(Defecated News) Old Labour back in the day when they were socialists, created the NHS as a fair way to allow poor lazy people to get free treatment off the back of hard-working tax-payers. It worked well. The poor sponged off the state and got every...
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Funny story: Virginia's Governor and Attorney General Disturbed by 3% Acquittal Rate

Virginia's Governor and Attorney General Disturbed by 3% Acquittal Rate

Virginia's Governor Tim Kaine (Dem.) and Attorney General Bob McDonnell (Rep.) issued a rare joint statement today expressing concern over what they perceive as an alarmingly high rate of acquittal of persons charged with crimes in Virginia's...
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Funny story: New Powers for Council Residents

New Powers for Council Residents

Embattled Minister Without Principles, Ruth Kelly announced new powers for the residents of council estates accross the Country Today.
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Funny story: Squeaky Clean Judge Rules Contempt

Squeaky Clean Judge Rules Contempt

An entire courtroom has been charged with contempt after a prankster replaced a deaf and partially sighted judge's gavel with a child's squeaky toy.
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