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All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

Funny story: All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

WORLD- Following the explosive revelations about movie mogul Harvey Weinstein's years of predatory sexual behavior, the virality of assault victim hashtag #Metoo, and the growing number of other men being outed as sexual predators, the World has deci...

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Local Thunder-Thighs Wreak Havoc on Townspeople

Funny story: Local Thunder-Thighs Wreak Havoc on Townspeople

With the peak of the summer season, the heat and humidity have locals concerned about the effect that local thunder-thighs have on the well-being of their neighborhood. As shorts get shorter, and tops become more cropped, it leaves much more room fo...

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Congress unveils do-it-yourself homeland security

Funny story: Congress unveils do-it-yourself homeland security

Washington, DC - - With the Department of Homeland Security increasingly being used as a political football, Congress has come up with a backup plan. It's a domestic defensive strategy that relies on the American public to protect itself agai...

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Overheard in a Staten Island Grand Jury Room

Funny story: Overheard in a Staten Island Grand Jury Room

Almost New York - The judge in the Eric Gardner police brutality case put a lid on the release of evidence and souvenir transcripts used by the grand jury to reach its mystifying decision. Good thing we had our judicial fly on the wall to listen in on juror comments. Here are some of their choice remarks: "I'm glad I live on an island." "If he wanted to breathe, he should've brought alon...

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Prostitutes Run Clear out of Midwestern Town

A Montana town has taken a novel approach to curbing street prostitution, with great success. At a press conference yesterday, Lambton mayor Ramsey Mouton explained: "We used to be a quiet farming town. The biggest factory here was the woollen m...

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Mississippi Judge Accused of Misapplying 3-Strikes Statutes

Whitecracker, MS (Reuters) - A Caucasian judge in rural Mississippi, who is also a volunteer pee-wee baseball league umpire, has been accused of over-stepping his judicial bounds by sentencing Black and Hispanic pee-weers who have have gone down swi...

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Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

Funny story: Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

'Spicy Meatballs' is a term used by Italian Chefs who put Meth Amphetamine in their food. DEA officials believe. "We believe we have found an Italian Chef who might be cooking meatballs and meth," said a DEA official. The accused Italian stat...

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Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

Funny story: Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

The Government has today announced plans aimed at reducing the number of road accidents involving cyclists. 'Successive governments have been worried about the safety of cyclists in Britain for very many years,' admitted Secretary of State for Tra...

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George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

Funny story: George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

New York City -- Lame duck Mayor Michael Bloomberg is working to install neighborhood watch favorite George Zimmerman as the city's next Police Commissioner. "Think of this as my going away present to the city," said Bloomberg, who will be out o...

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Cursing Banned in Massachusetts Town - 30 Days in Jail or $2000 Fine For Using F-Word - Rest Of America Likely To Follow Suit

Funny story: Cursing Banned in Massachusetts Town - 30 Days in Jail or $2000 Fine For Using F-Word - Rest Of America Likely To Follow Suit

Public cursing or swearing on the street, in bars or any location outside of the home has been banned in the small town of Middleborough, Mass. It is now illegal to use the F-Word and transgressors could face fines up to $2000 or/and 30 days in th...

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Donegal Authorities Seek 'Wild West-Type' Lawman For Gold Rush Town

Funny story: Donegal Authorities Seek 'Wild West-Type' Lawman For Gold Rush Town

Wanted: Gun-toting lawman to clean up Irish goldrush town! That's the message from Donegal community leaders as scenes from the old West have developed on the pilgrimage island of Lough Derg. Ever since a Canadian company won the right to searc...

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Catholic Leaders Protest Sex-Abuse Investigations- "These Traumatic Surprise Intrusions Violate Our Privacy"

Funny story: Catholic Leaders Protest Sex-Abuse Investigations- "These Traumatic Surprise Intrusions Violate Our Privacy"

ROME - Claiming that "presumptuous and thuggish impositions of will have disrupted the peace of our lives," a consortium of Catholic leaders around the world has formed in vehement protest of "traumatizing and intrusive" police investigations into re...

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Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

Funny story: Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

VENICE, CALIF. -- The police chief of this small beachside suburb yesterday contracted with an international fish monger to lease three, drug-sniffing great white sharks. "I'm going to turn'em loose in our famous Venice canals," said Chief Ratchet. "...

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Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

Funny story: Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

BRUSSELS - Hate Brussels sprouts? You'll really hate Brussels punishment for lack of budgetary discipline. That's right. According to our mole, a janitor at the conference, leaders of the European Central Bank have come up with the ultimate punishment for governments that do not pay back their loans. Germany was pushing for firing squad. The French were pushing the guilloti...

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Applauding banned by parliament

Funny story: Applauding banned by parliament

After a series of shock accidents parliament is to impose a blanket ban on applause across England and Wales. Applause will still be allowed in Scotland whilst ministers there debate the health and safety of this dangerous activity. "Hospital A&am...

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Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

Funny story: Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

EAST HAVEN, Connecticut - Well it was a sad day at the East Haven Police Department. The economic crisis had forced the department to make a budget cut and sad to say Paro the police dog had been earmarked to be laid off. The five-year-old German...

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Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Funny story: Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Since 2002 when it became illegal for parents to take their children on holiday during school term time the government estimate some 46% of British parents have broken that law. In theory parents risk being fined up to £2500 for committing the offen...

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Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

Funny story: Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

According to Fremont Beck, Professor of Hip Hop Studies at Northwestern University, "The rise of hip hop - celebrating rebellion and freedom - is clearly perceived as a threat by the dominant white culture. Law enforcement has infiltrated hip hop cu...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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