Public cursing or swearing on the street, in bars or any location outside of the home has been banned in the small town of Middleborough, Mass.
It is now illegal to use the F-Word and transgressors could face fines up to $2000 or/and 30 days in th...
Wanted: Gun-toting lawman to clean up Irish goldrush town!
That's the message from Donegal community leaders as scenes from the old West have developed on the pilgrimage island of Lough Derg.
Ever since a Canadian company won the right to searc...
ROME - Claiming that "presumptuous and thuggish impositions of will have disrupted the peace of our lives," a consortium of Catholic leaders around the world has formed in vehement protest of "traumatizing and intrusive" police investigations into re...
VENICE, CALIF. -- The police chief of this small beachside suburb yesterday contracted with an international fish monger to lease three, drug-sniffing great white sharks. "I'm going to turn'em loose in our famous Venice canals," said Chief Ratchet. "...
BRUSSELS - Hate Brussels sprouts?
You'll really hate Brussels punishment for lack of budgetary discipline.
That's right.
According to our mole, a janitor at the conference, leaders of the European Central Bank have come up with the ultimate punishment for governments that do not pay back their loans.
Germany was pushing for firing squad.
The French were pushing the guilloti...
After a series of shock accidents parliament is to impose a blanket ban on applause across England and Wales. Applause will still be allowed in Scotland whilst ministers there debate the health and safety of this dangerous activity.
"Hospital A&am...
EAST HAVEN, Connecticut - Well it was a sad day at the East Haven Police Department. The economic crisis had forced the department to make a budget cut and sad to say Paro the police dog had been earmarked to be laid off.
The five-year-old German...
Millicent Spode, a 48 year old spinster from Dorking, believes she is a beautiful seven year old pedigree Persian cat called Milly.
Sentencing Spode to a suspended six months in jail, Dorking Magistrate Sir Arthur Ackroyd directed her to cease pro...
Since 2002 when it became illegal for parents to take their children on holiday during school term time the government estimate some 46% of British parents have broken that law. In theory parents risk being fined up to £2500 for committing the offen...
According to Fremont Beck, Professor of Hip Hop Studies at Northwestern University, "The rise of hip hop - celebrating rebellion and freedom - is clearly perceived as a threat by the dominant white culture. Law enforcement has infiltrated hip hop cu...
Most of us are familiar with the story of Cain and Able from the Bible. Generally believed to be the tale of how Cain the elder slew his brother Able in a jealous/envious rage. This is commonly considered the first documented murder and the first documented crime of passion.
For the most part we take this written testimony as the fact, not as evidence leading us to the facts. For the average pe...
(Defecated News) Old Labour back in the day when they were socialists, created the NHS as a fair way to allow poor lazy people to get free treatment off the back of hard-working tax-payers. It worked well. The poor sponged off the state and got every...
Virginia's Governor Tim Kaine (Dem.) and Attorney General Bob McDonnell (Rep.) issued a rare joint statement today expressing concern over what they perceive as an alarmingly high rate of acquittal of persons charged with crimes in Virginia's...
Embattled Minister Without Principles, Ruth Kelly announced new powers for the residents of council estates accross the Country Today.
An entire courtroom has been charged with contempt after a prankster replaced a deaf and partially sighted judge's gavel with a child's squeaky toy.