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Funny story:  Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Edward Snowden, the revealer of secrets, has told the press that the United States already has robot soldiers and since he's been gone, they could number in the hundreds or thousands. "I don't think they want anyone to know how far advanced these...
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Funny story:  U.S. Military's New Super Laser Weapon Used to Screw With Cats

U.S. Military's New Super Laser Weapon Used to Screw With Cats

Recently the United States came out with the latest technological advance in modern war fare. They have developed a new super weapon that uses a laser to bring down targets. This new laser sounds like something you might see in Star Wars movies, bu...
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Funny story:  Nothing exciting found by physicists

Nothing exciting found by physicists

Disappointments such as the Higgs Boson particle which doesn't do anything at all and dark matter which you can't see, are causing dwindling numbers of young people to choose Physics at school and major in it at college. "The days when lasers were...
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Funny story:  Crackdown on Laser Pointers in Ocean City

Crackdown on Laser Pointers in Ocean City

Ocean City - Green-colored laser pointers have become recently popular, especially among youth. Reports state that vendor's on Ocean City's boardwalk have sold over 30,000 of the items over the summer. They have increasingly become a public nuisanc...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Halts Her Concert After Two Jerks Hit Her Guitar With Red Laser Beams

Taylor Swift Halts Her Concert After Two Jerks Hit Her Guitar With Red Laser Beams

GREEN BAY - Taylor Swift was in the middle of her concert performance at The Cheddar Cheese Convention Center in Green Bay when she suddenly stopped singing and playing in the middle of a song. The 22-year-old country songstress had just gone into...
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Funny story:  World's most awesome laser 'to tear apart the vacuum cleaner of space' - reports

World's most awesome laser 'to tear apart the vacuum cleaner of space' - reports

A massive kick-ass laser is set to go head-to-head with the menace of a celestial garbage sucker dubbed the 'Space Dyson' NASA HQ sources said today. Decades of fledgeling human space exploration have been targetted by the existence of an 'alien'...
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Funny story:  Former JPL Scientist Arrested After Setting Ex-Wife's Home Ablaze with Billion Dollar Laser  Satellite

Former JPL Scientist Arrested After Setting Ex-Wife's Home Ablaze with Billion Dollar Laser Satellite

Pasadena, CA. - An unemployed physicist with over twenty years of experience working for the Air Force and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory on top secret projects was arrested this weekend after breaking into the JLP computer network and deliberately se...
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Funny story:  Microsoft's New IE9 Will Come With Laser

Microsoft's New IE9 Will Come With Laser

PALO ALTO, CA - In order to shift downloads of Microsoft's new Internet Explorer web browser, MS are desperately going to great lengths. Each download will come with a laser gun. Internet Explorer, which has been losing market share to Firefox and...
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Funny story:  Laser Pointer Annoys Passing Observation Starship

Laser Pointer Annoys Passing Observation Starship

ABOVE NEW YORK - A laser pointer fired last week by a young human into the sky, has reached contact with an extraterrestrial observation starship. The ship naturally saw the laser beam as an annoyance, which wreaked havoc with the ship's light and...
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Funny story:  Deadly Laser Toy Hits Shelves

Deadly Laser Toy Hits Shelves

A handheld laser likened to a Star Wars lightsabre and so powerful it can instantly blind and "set fire to skin and other body parts" can be bought online and shipped to the UK. The device, with a beam 1,000 times stronger than sunlight on the ski...
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Funny story:  News Reporter Accidentally Destroys Plane

News Reporter Accidentally Destroys Plane

British Broadcasting News correspondent Howard Pomegranate was "probably responsible" for last Tuesday's airliner tragedy over Shepherd Bush, London. A Corporate Social Irresponsibility Report reveals that Pomegranate, 46, was trying out a satell...
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Funny story:  British Man Escapes Death By Laser

British Man Escapes Death By Laser

A lucky British man escaped being cut in half by a giant laser while strapped to a metal table by a wealthy German evil genius. James Bond was captured and taken to a top-secret lair located inside an artificial volcano, where he was...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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