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Zombie babies invade Washington DC

Funny story: Zombie babies invade Washington DC

Washington DC - According to MacDiner restaurant waitress Ms. Taekin, the town is being invaded by zombies. Little zombies. “Hordes of baby zombies, too young to crawl, are walking on their legs, eyes glazed over and drooling at the mouth. “One...

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The World's Largest Landfill

Funny story: The World's Largest Landfill

PHOENIX, Arizona - The state of Arizona has just announced plans to build what will be the largest landfill in the world. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer stated that the dump is being built on a 20 mile by 20 mile tract of land that is part of the fam...

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Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez To Star In The Zombie Thriller "Call Me Maybe"

Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez To Star In The Zombie Thriller "Call Me Maybe"

HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson recently told a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he has just signed on to star in Tico Scallavini's zombie epic Call Me Maybe. Pattinson told BPT's Carolina Chipotle that he has to do something to take his mind off...

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Landfill Dating to 1500 BC Discovered on Shetland Isles:Conclusion-We Haven't Progressed Worth a Shit!

Funny story: Landfill Dating to 1500 BC Discovered on Shetland Isles:Conclusion-We Haven't Progressed Worth a Shit!

Smithsonian Institute/ Archeological Times - Archeological scholars are astounded with the recent find on the Shetland Isles of a 300' high Landfill dating back thousands of years. The good news is that the site has never before been disturbed. The...

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Land fill sites to be a thing of the past

Funny story: Land fill sites to be a thing of the past

Professor Hugh Jarse revealed today that the Large Halon Collider (LHC) experiment due to take place will be the answer to the current problems associated with refuse disposal. "When the LHC is fired up it will create a black hole. This will give...

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Disabled Tortoise Saved from Rubbish Tip

Funny story: Disabled Tortoise Saved from Rubbish Tip

A 30-year-old disabled tortoise (ingrown toenails and harelip) unwittingly sent to a landfill site with its owner's rubbish, has been found alive. Sheldrake, a greater-crested Galapagos tortoise, owned by Gladys Hawksbill of Margate in Kent, clim...

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County Councils work with BAA to reduce landfill

Funny story: County Councils work with BAA to reduce landfill

As a result of the spectacular successes surrounding trials for BAA on the opening of Heathrow's Terminal 5, several of the country's Council Council authorities have now signed up for a trial period of new refuse disposal services being offe...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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