Today is the worst day of the rest of my life.
Yes, I know, it is supposed to be the first day of the rest of my life-at least according to the aficionados of fortune cookie philosophy. But not for me; I know I hit my romantic peak years ago. It's been all downhill since then.
You see, I let the BIG ONE go. She was exceptionally beautiful and unique. I knew her to be my singular chan...
Millions of citizens across the United States are being assailed daily with sinister telephone calls from someone calling herself Cammy Argyle, who invariably begins the conversation by asking to speak to 'the lady of the house.'...
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