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Funny story:  Bruce Lee found 'Busking' in Bradford

Bruce Lee found 'Busking' in Bradford

Hong Kong Legend and Kung Fu movie Pioneer, Bruce Lee, has been found alive and well in a grubby northern city. Bruce has been entertaining the crowds in Forster Square, Bradford, playing the Bongos for 30 years without being recognized. Then, one...
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Funny story:  Kung Fu Cock Up

Kung Fu Cock Up

A Kung Fu expert who believed she had towed eight cars 30m with her hair, has spoken of her anger after it emerged someone entered the wrong information on official entries due to a communication error. Zhang Ting Tang fell short of her target of...
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Funny story:  Doubts Cast Over David Carradine From Beyond The Grave Spoof Submission

Doubts Cast Over David Carradine From Beyond The Grave Spoof Submission

Doubts were raised today regarding the authenticity of an article supposedly submitted by recently deceased rope wanker David Carradine to satirical website TheSpoof.com The article contains references to the late actor's apparent accidental death...
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Funny story:  Bill Killed

Bill Killed

There was controversy in a Bangkok wardrobe this week, when David Carradine, the former Kung Fu legend, was found dead in amongst his clothes at one of the city's top hotels. Carradine, real name Bill, was staying at the 5-star Swissotel Nai Lert...
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Funny story:  "Grasshopper" dies trying to make "Muskrat Love"

"Grasshopper" dies trying to make "Muskrat Love"

Bangkok, Thailand Thai coroners have ruled the cause of death of the former "Kung Fu" TV master, David Carradine, as death by assisted suicide, which seems to contradict earlier reports that the 1970s actor died by autoerotic asphyxiation. "We...
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Funny story:  David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales At Adult Shops.

David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales At Adult Shops.

(Los Angeles-CA) As more facts emerge from the Bangkok medical examiner's office regarding the death of "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" star David Carradine, a trend is developing at adult shops in both New York and Los Angeles. The sale of nylon rope has...
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Funny story:  'Kung Fu' Star Dies Practicing 'Forbidden Mantis' Technique

'Kung Fu' Star Dies Practicing 'Forbidden Mantis' Technique

HOLLYWOOD, CA - American actor Billy Killadeen was found dead in his hotel room in Bangkok, Thailand today according to a report by Thai police. Though his career as an actor began in the mid-60's, Killadeen became popular in the 70's for his wo...
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Funny story:  Like Bruce Lee,  Was Grasshopper Killed Over Revealing Kung Fu Secrets?

Like Bruce Lee, Was Grasshopper Killed Over Revealing Kung Fu Secrets?

American actor David Carradine has been found dead, hanging by a nylon rope in a hotel room closet in Bangkok, Thailand, according a Thai police official and picked up by every US news site. David Carradine became famous in the 1970s after starrin...
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Funny story:  Kung Fu Pandas Sent To Taiwan By Chinese Aggressors

Kung Fu Pandas Sent To Taiwan By Chinese Aggressors

China has made the first tentative steps towards an agreement with its rogue state, Taiwan, today by sending two pandas to its neighbour in the hope that it will be seen as an act of friendship, and become a platform for negotiation. Taiwanese off...
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Funny story:  Jackie Chan Orders Roast Cat, Receives Chicken and Goes Berserk

Jackie Chan Orders Roast Cat, Receives Chicken and Goes Berserk

NYC - Chinese martial arts actor Jackie Chan who is famous for his fists of steel, boyish looks and nice smile in many Hollywood pictures was arrested today after kicking in the face of two cashiers, a hostess, and the cook of a prestigious Manhattan...
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Funny story:  Kung Fu Panda, Zohan Lead Box Office Youth Movement

Kung Fu Panda, Zohan Lead Box Office Youth Movement

(La La Land, CA) - For the first time in weeks, geriatric action heroes and old ladies having sex took a back seat to kids who just wanted a crappy movie they could laugh at while getting stoned, as the American box office was ass-kicked into submiss...
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Funny story:  Random Kung Fu Attacks Continue

Random Kung Fu Attacks Continue

The town of Flubadub, Canada, is not known for anything. It's a quiet place of 1000 people and a few chickens. But recently a series of bizarre kung-fu attacks have taken place on innocent people in the town.
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