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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
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Funny story: Knights Templar fury at Anders Breivik slur

Knights Templar fury at Anders Breivik slur

London - In a spooky echo reminiscent of 'He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty little boy' a direct descendant of Knights Templar Grand Master Jacques de Molay has hit out over daft 'sacred initiation' claims by accused Norwegian mass murde...
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Funny story: Now the Pope may strip Fred Goodwin of his Vatican gong

Now the Pope may strip Fred Goodwin of his Vatican gong

London - The 'God's Banker Medal' (2nd Class) is in the personal gift of His Holiness and can be rescinded at the discharge of a beretta - er...dropping of a biretta! - the Pope's mouthpiece said today. Typically recipients must show extraordinary...
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Funny story: Spoof Knights Templar To Seek Holy Grail In Winchester On Friday The 13th

Spoof Knights Templar To Seek Holy Grail In Winchester On Friday The 13th

Leaked information received by Skoob News Inc appears to suggest that a secretive sub-sect of TheSpoof.com writers is all set do descend on the ancient and historic city of Winchester, on Friday 13th, to seek the Holy Grail. It is thought that the...
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Funny story: Knights Templar To Swing Election For BNP

Knights Templar To Swing Election For BNP

Strange days at Skoob News. A chap turned up on the doorstep today dressed in full Knights Templar regalia and told us that the next PM would be Nick Griffin, because he had been told by The Illumninati, an obscure organisation consisting of retired...
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Funny story: Knights Templar And King Arthur Attend BNP Manifesto Launch On St George's Day

Knights Templar And King Arthur Attend BNP Manifesto Launch On St George's Day

Nick Griffin today announced the much awaited BNP election manifesto, and he wheeled out the big guns of his core support in retaliation for not being invited to the party leaders piss up in Bristol. Mr Griffin put the emphasis on the economy, say...
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Funny story: Suits Of Armour Go On Sale In Harrods

Suits Of Armour Go On Sale In Harrods

The shocking rise of Knife Crime in Britain is having a direct effect on the retail sector, it has been claimed, with world-famous Harrods of London being the first retailer to introduce Suits of Armour in its Autum...
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Funny story: Secrets of the Knights Templar revealed!

Secrets of the Knights Templar revealed!

The Knights Templar were once the most powerful organisation in the world with more power than the Catholic church and finances that rivalled the richest of European Kings. That was up until the early 14th century when they were all but wiped out. Ho...
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Funny story: Prince Bandar bankrolls Knights Templar UK recruitment campaign

Prince Bandar bankrolls Knights Templar UK recruitment campaign

London - (Holy Grail Mess): Sordid Arabia's former ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar is believed to be the financial genius behind a UK recruitment campaign to resurrect the Knights Templar papal military order.
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