In an interview with ESPN's Michael Breen Saturday, Jeremy Lin's left knee announced it's decision to suspend any and all rigorous physical activity on the part of its host in an attempt to "put some chill on all the 'Linsanity' bullshit."
Lazarus, better known as Owen Hargreaves, is back and Man Utd boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, eat your heart out. Because he's now playing for their noisy neighbours and main competitors for the title, Man City.
Man Utd didn't "kneed" Hargreaves any more...
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