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Funny story: Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

A variety of new products has swiftly emerged following Mr. Trump's victory and are smoothing the way into the new presidency. Medical experts have been concerned about candidates with the "nothing there" syndrome on repeated backbone tests. Th...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian The Queen Of Selfies Retires Her Booty From Breaking The Internet

Kim Kardashian The Queen Of Selfies Retires Her Booty From Breaking The Internet

The world wide web has been crashing, due to suffering from withdrawals of Kim Kardashian's daily selfies. Kim was the queen of breaking the internet with her big booty, and it wasn't always from her sitting on it! Once upon a time, Kardashian fans f...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Los Angeles, CA After her TV show was put on hold following her harrowing robbery in Paris where she was tied up and robbed, Kim Kardashian began a new crusade. "This incident really put the 'bare ass' in embarrassment" ranted Kim. "How could anyo...
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Funny story: In a shock finding Kardashians Butt-Baby™ has pre-natal trauma, but not from Robbery

In a shock finding Kardashians Butt-Baby™ has pre-natal trauma, but not from Robbery

After the Paris robbery Kardashian had her Butt-Baby™ checked out for any pre-natal trauma that may have occurred during the incident. However in a shock finding medical staff have discovered it is indeed traumatised but not by the robbery.
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Loses Her Ass In Paris Apartment Robbery

Kim Kardashian Loses Her Ass In Paris Apartment Robbery

In a new shocking revelation, egocentric celebrity, Kim Kardashian did not only lose 12 million dollars worth of jewelry in an apparent brazen apartment robbery but, also, her ass which the thieves absconded with when they removed it from a bathroom...
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Funny story: Dethroned Miss Regional California under suspicion for robbing Kardashian

Dethroned Miss Regional California under suspicion for robbing Kardashian

After all the fuss at Chris Browns place where Curran burst in looking for her lost crown and sash she has now been implicated in Kardashians Paris robbery. Interpol is hunting down the deflowered Miss Regional California on suspicion she was in P...
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Funny story: Fox Mulder suspicious Kardashians Butt-Baby™ may be alien - opens an X-file

Fox Mulder suspicious Kardashians Butt-Baby™ may be alien - opens an X-file

Fox Mulder having finished his investigation into the aliens infiltrating the Australian census has been alerted to Kardashians Butt-Baby™ and is immediately suspicious, opens an x-file. He goes on to state he was sure he had seen the very s...
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Funny story: Only days after Kardashian announces Butt-Baby™ - clones have been reported across the world

Only days after Kardashian announces Butt-Baby™ - clones have been reported across the world

Only days after Kardashian doctors reveal she is in the first trimester of having a Butt-Baby™, copy cat clones are popping up all around the world. Reports of her brave decision to go public about her Butt-Baby™ have been applauded by...
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Funny story: Doctors confirm Kim Kardashian's Butt is pregnant

Doctors confirm Kim Kardashian's Butt is pregnant

In a shock revelation it appears as though the rumours of her butt size getting out of control have been confirmed in the weirdest fashion. Sick of the constant bagging from media she had a surgically enhanced butt she had an x-ray taken to prove...
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Funny story: Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Lincolnshire, UK - Parents are in a moral panic after a seemingly harmless art class left at least five children with a warped sense of love and relationships. Another two are said to be questioning their sexuality. Many more will need to see the sch...
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Funny story: Kanye, Taylor to Resolve Dispute with Pistol Duel

Kanye, Taylor to Resolve Dispute with Pistol Duel

Kanye West and Taylor Swift have agreed that there is only one way to settle their ongoing feud: They will meet this coming Saturday at high noon, packing matching Colt .45 Peacemakers, at the O.K. Corral in Tombstone, Arizona, for a good old-fashio...
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Funny story: Yeezy Season 3 to debut Zika-infected models

Yeezy Season 3 to debut Zika-infected models

With Kanye West's much anticipated Yeezy Season 3 set to be unveiled this Thursday, the first groups of teenagers are putting up their tents in preparation for the gruelling queues, whilst Yeezy retailers eagerly await the influx of spotty, prepubesc...
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Funny story: Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Amiko Aventurista, the world's leading journalist has done it again. In this exclusive interview with Hilary Clinton the former Secretary of State reveals what she did to prepare for the Congressional hearings regarding the events in Benghazi. Aventurista: Madam Secretary thank you for granting me this exclusive interview. And of course bienvenida a Maunabo, Puerto Rico. I can't believe you ag...
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Funny story: Kardashian Selfies to become legal tender

Kardashian Selfies to become legal tender

In breaking news, it is revealed that from 2016 pictures of the Kardashians, and their associated family members will be legal tender. Seen as a way of boosting the economy photos of Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Caitlyn, Wayne, Perdita, Honeysuckle, G...
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Funny story: Psychologists discover I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder

Psychologists discover I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder

Recent research into Antisocial Personality Disorder sufferers has uncovered a related, but much more serious disorder called I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder. Dr Novous Reck from the Berlin-based Itsalla Bout-May Institute presented his findings...
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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Finds Kim Kardashian shaped meteorite

Hubble Telescope Finds Kim Kardashian shaped meteorite

The Hubble Telescope has identified a shiny, curvaceous new meteorite circling our solar system. Named KK-36-26-42 by NASA, the discovery has scientists excited, if not a little over-excited. Spokesman Elmo Seaman explained. "This is a very unusu...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian (who?) swallowed pills on TV!

Kim Kardashian (who?) swallowed pills on TV!

A young lady, not her father, called Kim Kardashian (Before we continue can someone explain to the world what she has actually done to become so famous? Answers to Jaggedone's CIA 'Cockroach Infiltration Army' HQ and the winner will receive a copy of...
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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery

Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery

The Jenner/Kardashian family are no strangers to controversy. The latest chapter in the saga however may just see them land in hot water with animal rights groups such as PETA and the SPCA after Caitlyn has agreed to fund her beloved moggie with enou...
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When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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