London - The former champion jockey is reported to be ready to flout an 'idiotic and highly illegal' Appeal Court injunction depriving him of his Derby ride today.
Fallon is said to be gobsmacked after the 'restraining' order was obtained 'by stea...
Epsom Salts - Nick Clegg's Alternative Voting system must be kept out of British thoroughbred racing the ex-top jockey said today.
"First past the post's good enough for me," Fallon told reporters at Sandown racecourse this afternoon.
Epsom - (Back-in-the-Saddle-Again): "The horse's name means touchpaper in Arabic, haha!" a Godolphin stablehand commented today as the Newmarket yard prepared to win its first ever Epsom Derby.
The booking of former champion jockey Kieren Fallon s...
London - (Cyber-stalking Mess): Police investigating the Kieren Fallon horserace-fixing internet bookmakers' scam say that a pattern of wagers on losing favorites appears to be identical to financial bets made by SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel.
Old Bailey, London - (Rotters): Seven women and five men got to post on Monday at the Old Bailey as the sworn-in jury members hearing the evidence that says former champion jockey Kiere Fallon is a race-fixing felon.
City of London - (Ass mess): Legendary ten times racing champion and UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Kieren Fallon has a date with destiny this Tuesday when he appears at the Old Bailey, going good to very much The Firm, on race-fixing charges...
Ballydoyle - (Leprachaun Press): Disgraced former champion jockey Kieren Fallon has laid into fellow flat racing rider Frankie Dettori as being a 'far bigger crook, in as well as out of the saddle than I could ever aspire to being'.
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