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Kieren Fallon ready to defy 'galling' injunction jocking him off Derby mount

Funny story: Kieren Fallon ready to defy 'galling' injunction jocking him off Derby mount

London - The former champion jockey is reported to be ready to flout an 'idiotic and highly illegal' Appeal Court injunction depriving him of his Derby ride today. Fallon is said to be gobsmacked after the 'restraining' order was obtained 'by stea...

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Kieren Fallon slams 'ludicrous' AV changes to Derby placings

Funny story: Kieren Fallon slams 'ludicrous' AV changes to Derby placings

Epsom Salts - Nick Clegg's Alternative Voting system must be kept out of British thoroughbred racing the ex-top jockey said today. "First past the post's good enough for me," Fallon told reporters at Sandown racecourse this afternoon. "Besides,...

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Kieren Fallon's Godolphin mount Al Zir 'is Rizla spelled backwards'

Funny story: Kieren Fallon's Godolphin mount Al Zir 'is Rizla spelled backwards'

Epsom - (Back-in-the-Saddle-Again): "The horse's name means touchpaper in Arabic, haha!" a Godolphin stablehand commented today as the Newmarket yard prepared to win its first ever Epsom Derby. The booking of former champion jockey Kieren Fallon s...

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Kieren Fallon race-fixing internet bookies scam linked to SocGen trader and Princess Diana's psychic medium

Funny story: Kieren Fallon race-fixing internet bookies scam linked to SocGen trader and Princess Diana's psychic medium

London - (Cyber-stalking Mess): Police investigating the Kieren Fallon horserace-fixing internet bookmakers' scam say that a pattern of wagers on losing favorites appears to be identical to financial bets made by SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel.

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Kieren Fallon race-fixing trial begins

Funny story: Kieren Fallon race-fixing trial begins

Old Bailey, London - (Rotters): Seven women and five men got to post on Monday at the Old Bailey as the sworn-in jury members hearing the evidence that says former champion jockey Kiere Fallon is a race-fixing felon.

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UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Fallon up before the Old Bailey on Tuesday

Funny story: UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Fallon up before the Old Bailey on Tuesday

City of London - (Ass mess): Legendary ten times racing champion and UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Kieren Fallon has a date with destiny this Tuesday when he appears at the Old Bailey, going good to very much The Firm, on race-fixing charges...

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Kieren Fallon slams Dettori as 'far bigger crook'

Funny story: Kieren Fallon slams Dettori as 'far bigger crook'

Ballydoyle - (Leprachaun Press): Disgraced former champion jockey Kieren Fallon has laid into fellow flat racing rider Frankie Dettori as being a 'far bigger crook, in as well as out of the saddle than I could ever aspire to being'.

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