NEW YORK CITY - The American Spotlight News Agency is reporting that a plot to kidnap North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been foiled.
The New York City based news agency stated that one of its North Korean correspondents identified as Foo "Timmy"...
A New Orleans, Louisiana grandma, 67 year old Anna Flakes, joyfully told a group of arresting officers that her experience of having been abducted, fitted with a live bomb and forced to rob a bank was the most fun she has ever had in her entire life.
During the filming of the second series of her TV show Jo Brand's Big Splash Jo Brand was captured by a bull seal just off the coast of Orkney.
"It was very exciting," said Brand after she was rescued. "Not."
Jo Brand was attempting to swim fro...
Gilad Schalit, the young Israeli soldier released by Hamas on Tuesday in exchange for one thousand Palestinian prisoners, has revealed that he is living in fear of repeat kidnap attempts, not only from Hamas, but also from groups such as Al Qaeda.
PHILADELPHIA - Police are looking for a man whose been running the streets snatching people's smartphones and stealing them while left unattended. Victims of the crime have pleaded for people to help catch the guy 'wearing a big jacket with the Germa...
New York - Dominique Strauss-Kahn planned to star on the American T.V. program 'locked up a broad', according to the show's producer Mr. Roadbay.
"He wanted to be locked up abroad, so he locked up a broad. Locked her up in his room with him act...
A new Applelet for the iPhone has been blocked for sale by Apple. Called iVoiceMorph, the app changes the timbre and pitch of the speaker's voice into one of a range of downloadable voices in real time.
"It was meant to be a bit of a hoot," said a...
Arthur Askme, still mayor of Newby village, is up in arms today as the village's snow shovel has disappeared.
Village policeman, Constable Copper, held a press conference this morning. The snow shovel has a wide, orange, reinforced plastic blade...
Mary Hinge of Kent had her Snowman stolen last week, and rang the police. Unfortunately for Mary, the police were less than sympathetic.
Now it transpires that her snowman was not just stolen, but in fact, kidnapped.
"I don't know weather to ri...
William Nonamici won this year's MTV Meet and Greet competition, having entered on a whim. His choice of celebrity was Kylie Minogue.
"She was very nice," Nonamici said afterwards. "I chose Kylie because she's had a hard few years. What with her b...
The problem of little old lady trafficking into Hawaii is relatively new, and as little as three years ago, police were unable to detect any signs of it.
However, when police noticed a dearth of knitters and crazy cat ladies, they could see there...
Lindsay Lohan: "I can't BELIEVE I never thought of that! Can I change my pleas in all of my court cases?"
Jeremy London, the 37 year old actor that played Griffin on some show that the chick from Wild Things was on, claimed that he was forced at g...
Hampshire Police this evening confirmed that a kidnapping incident in the county was definitely an inside job. DCI Barry Plunger issued a statement confirming that a 999 call had been received from the abductor demanding a ransom of £1 million from t...
The stakes in a stand off between Paraguayan kidnappers who snatched a local rancher have been upped this morning.
The kidnappers are demanding over £3 million for the farmers release and have already called for thirty of his cattle to be given to...
FLINTSVILLE - A federal grand jury has handed down an indictment charging genetically modified organism (GMO) firm Mensanta with kidnaping and other charges related to forcing a farmer to purchase seed.
Vangina Shava, a prominent GMO expert from...
Huntsville, Alabama - On September 14th, it was reported that an 11 year old boy, fearful of showing his parents a poor report card, had made up a story involving his being kidnapped by a man in a "beat up car", but being able to escape with only his...
A Florida woman woke up to a somber idea this morning. Her plot to extort $50,000 from her husband not only failed, but she is going to have to adjust to wearing jailhouse blues.
In a farce that began on September 4th, when she, and her young lov...
New York, Wednesday. In astounding news that nobody could fathom except Gordon Brown, Police announced that US Vice President, Joe Biden, has been kidnapped by a renegade group of Wall Street accountants.
These corporate criminals have asked for...