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Funny story:  Kenny Blakenship and Vince Romano Released by Two Volga Women

Kenny Blakenship and Vince Romano Released by Two Volga Women

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Police authorities in Sochi have announced that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano were released by their elusive, female Russian kidnappers early this morning. Kenny and Vic, who were kidnapped several nights ago by two Volga women,...
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Funny story:  Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Kidnapped by Two Volga Women

Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Kidnapped by Two Volga Women

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Police authorities in Sochi confirmed that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano are being held captive by two Volga Women, one of which only identified herself as "Olga from Volga". Kenny and Vic were last seen in the vicinity of the V...
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Funny story:  The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...
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Funny story:  Gypsies kidnap Prince George

Gypsies kidnap Prince George

The christening of Prince George at St James's Palace in London was brought to a halt this afternoon when a Gypsy ran up to the baptismal font and snatched the infant Prince George from the arms of his mother, the Duchess of Cambridge. Before the...
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Funny story:  The Cleveland Hero, Charles Ramsey Deserves Big Macs For Life

The Cleveland Hero, Charles Ramsey Deserves Big Macs For Life

CLEVELAND - There is probably no one in the United States of America who has not seen the video of Cleveland's Charles Ramsey explaining his role in rescuing Amanda Berry, her daughter, and the other two girls who were held captive by a crazy mad man...
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Funny story:  Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

NEW YORK CITY - The American Spotlight News Agency is reporting that a plot to kidnap North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been foiled. The New York City based news agency stated that one of its North Korean correspondents identified as Foo "Timmy"...
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Funny story:  Kidnapped Grandma forced to rob bank with Bomb. Claims:  It was the most fun I have ever had in my Entire Life

Kidnapped Grandma forced to rob bank with Bomb. Claims: It was the most fun I have ever had in my Entire Life

A New Orleans, Louisiana grandma, 67 year old Anna Flakes, joyfully told a group of arresting officers that her experience of having been abducted, fitted with a live bomb and forced to rob a bank was the most fun she has ever had in her entire life.
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Funny story:  Jo Brand kidnapped by a bull seal

Jo Brand kidnapped by a bull seal

During the filming of the second series of her TV show Jo Brand's Big Splash Jo Brand was captured by a bull seal just off the coast of Orkney. "It was very exciting," said Brand after she was rescued. "Not." Jo Brand was attempting to swim fro...
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Funny story:  Gilad Schalit Fearful Of Repeat Kidnap Attempts

Gilad Schalit Fearful Of Repeat Kidnap Attempts

Gilad Schalit, the young Israeli soldier released by Hamas on Tuesday in exchange for one thousand Palestinian prisoners, has revealed that he is living in fear of repeat kidnap attempts, not only from Hamas, but also from groups such as Al Qaeda.
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Funny story:  Cellphone Kidnapper Still Loose on Foot

Cellphone Kidnapper Still Loose on Foot

PHILADELPHIA - Police are looking for a man whose been running the streets snatching people's smartphones and stealing them while left unattended. Victims of the crime have pleaded for people to help catch the guy 'wearing a big jacket with the Germa...
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Funny story:  Dominique Strauss-Kahn to star on 'locked up a broad'

Dominique Strauss-Kahn to star on 'locked up a broad'

New York - Dominique Strauss-Kahn planned to star on the American T.V. program 'locked up a broad', according to the show's producer Mr. Roadbay. "He wanted to be locked up abroad, so he locked up a broad. Locked her up in his room with him act...
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Funny story:  Apple block iVoiceMorph

Apple block iVoiceMorph

A new Applelet for the iPhone has been blocked for sale by Apple. Called iVoiceMorph, the app changes the timbre and pitch of the speaker's voice into one of a range of downloadable voices in real time. "It was meant to be a bit of a hoot," said a...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News:  Panic as Newby village's snow shovel goes missing

Isle of Wight News: Panic as Newby village's snow shovel goes missing

Arthur Askme, still mayor of Newby village, is up in arms today as the village's snow shovel has disappeared. Village policeman, Constable Copper, held a press conference this morning. The snow shovel has a wide, orange, reinforced plastic blade...
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Funny story:  Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Mary Hinge of Kent had her Snowman stolen last week, and rang the police. Unfortunately for Mary, the police were less than sympathetic. Now it transpires that her snowman was not just stolen, but in fact, kidnapped. "I don't know weather to ri...
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Funny story:  Kylie Minogue Meet And Greet

Kylie Minogue Meet And Greet

William Nonamici won this year's MTV Meet and Greet competition, having entered on a whim. His choice of celebrity was Kylie Minogue. "She was very nice," Nonamici said afterwards. "I chose Kylie because she's had a hard few years. What with her b...
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Funny story:  Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

The problem of little old lady trafficking into Hawaii is relatively new, and as little as three years ago, police were unable to detect any signs of it. However, when police noticed a dearth of knitters and crazy cat ladies, they could see there...
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Funny story:  Bulls-it Excuse Of The Century: Jeremy London Says He  Was Forced To Drink and Do Drugs At Gunpoint!

Bulls-it Excuse Of The Century: Jeremy London Says He Was Forced To Drink and Do Drugs At Gunpoint!

Lindsay Lohan: "I can't BELIEVE I never thought of that! Can I change my pleas in all of my court cases?" Jeremy London, the 37 year old actor that played Griffin on some show that the chick from Wild Things was on, claimed that he was forced at g...
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Funny story:  Kidnapping Confirmed As An Inside Job

Kidnapping Confirmed As An Inside Job

Hampshire Police this evening confirmed that a kidnapping incident in the county was definitely an inside job. DCI Barry Plunger issued a statement confirming that a 999 call had been received from the abductor demanding a ransom of £1 million from t...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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