Showing:

Funny satire stories about kenya

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...
View 'Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys'
Funny story: Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he is obsessed with missiles. Ever since he was a little boy he used to play with yellow #2 pencils and pretend that they were SAM (Surface-to-Air) missiles. His mother even took him to a t...
View 'Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya'
Funny story: Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has just stated that they have sold a dozen polar bears to the African country of Kenya. Kenya which is a warm country with year round temperatures in the 90s commented that the polar bears will all be hous...
View 'Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya'
Funny story: President Obama to Run for Third Term, as President of Kenya

President Obama to Run for Third Term, as President of Kenya

Sources close to the president have confirmed what heretofore had been only a tantalizing rumor. But today a startled world learned that at the conclusion of his second term the President plans to move with the first family to Kenya and run for the...
View 'President Obama to Run for Third Term, as President of Kenya'
Funny story: Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election

Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election

Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it. He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency. On top of that the incoming Romney administration and s...
View 'Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election'
Funny story: Lord Lucan 'still drawing his UK old age pension and winter heating allowance': reports

Lord Lucan 'still drawing his UK old age pension and winter heating allowance': reports

London - Declared 'legally dead' in October 1999 he even got a free TV licence sent to his Nyang'oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya PO Box address and Christmas cards signed by Mrs Thatcher. This weekend the full extent of UK taxpayer largesse to...
View 'Lord Lucan 'still drawing his UK old age pension and winter heating allowance': reports'
Funny story: Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

A British father has been applauded for his quick thinking which saved his family from savage, hungry lions in Tanzania. Whilst on the holiday of a lifetime, the Philbin family's tour bus broke down, deep in the Serengeti. As the driver radioed f...
View 'Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family'
Funny story: Obama is pronounced Ooh Be A Ma

Obama is pronounced Ooh Be A Ma

After four years in the public eye, Barack Obama has come forward to tell people how to pronounce his name. "For the past few years," said Obama, "I have kept quiet whilst people mispronounciate my name. Barack they get right, generally, although...
View 'Obama is pronounced Ooh Be A Ma'
Funny story: Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama-train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery. He would apparently rob wads of cash from the banks, wear...
View 'Revealed: Obama was a bank robber'
Funny story: President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he, in the interest of re-establishing harmonious relations with the entire continent of Africa after Alaska's former governor Sarah Palin succeeded in offending as many as 96 percent of the inhabita...
View 'President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya'
Funny story: Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Tiring of President Barack Obama's denials of being born in Kenya, the Republic of Kenya today issued a statement that it has officially revoked the passport and visa of "former" citizen, Barack Hussein Obama. With this statement, which is accom...
View 'Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport'
Funny story: Kenya Wants To See Glenn Beck's Birth Certificate Or Else They'll Kidnap Him And Turn Him Into Dinner

Kenya Wants To See Glenn Beck's Birth Certificate Or Else They'll Kidnap Him And Turn Him Into Dinner

NAIROBI, Kenya - The government of Kenya has written President Barack Obama and demanded to see political commentator Glenn Beck's birth certificate. The Kenyan government said that they are fed up with being the butt of the world's jokes over the...
View 'Kenya Wants To See Glenn Beck's Birth Certificate Or Else They'll Kidnap Him And Turn Him Into Dinner'
Funny story: Kenyan President Denies Being American Citizen

Kenyan President Denies Being American Citizen

Emilio Mwai Kabaki, the current President of Kenya, today denied having been born in the United States. The dispute regarding his eligibility to hold this African country's highest office mirrors that which President Obama faces in the USA. Kaba...
View 'Kenyan President Denies Being American Citizen'
Funny story: The Real Reason That Kenya Did Not Send A Winter Olympics Team To Vancouver

The Real Reason That Kenya Did Not Send A Winter Olympics Team To Vancouver

MOMBASA, Kenya - The coach of the Kenyan Winter Olympics team, Moy Kusikatta, told a reporter for The Mombasa Daily Vine that contrary to what has been written in all of the world's major newspapers, the reason why the Kenyan team did not go to Vanco...
View 'The Real Reason That Kenya Did Not Send A Winter Olympics Team To Vancouver'
Funny story: Maasai Tribe have weapons of mass destruction

Maasai Tribe have weapons of mass destruction

The Maasai tribe in Kenya who are armed only with some bamboo poles were yesterday accused of having weapons of mass destruction by both the British and American Governments but later these comments were retracted when it became clear Kenya was not w...
View 'Maasai Tribe have weapons of mass destruction'
Funny story: Kenya Declares Obama Birthplace A National Monument

Kenya Declares Obama Birthplace A National Monument

Mudhouse, Kenya-- The nation of Kenya is celebrating the birth of its native son, Barack Obama on August 4th. The struggling, Third World nation will celebrate the event without the 45th President, he's too ashamed of his roots. The birth site is a...
View 'Kenya Declares Obama Birthplace A National Monument'
Funny story: Murder Charge Against 'White Elite' Kenyan Heir Reduced To Manslaughter

Murder Charge Against 'White Elite' Kenyan Heir Reduced To Manslaughter

The Hon Tom Cholmondeley (pronounced Chumley) was found guilty of manslaughter by a Kenyan court judge, who had reduced the charges from an initial accusation of murder. Cholmondeley, an Old Rottingfestarian and heir to a 49,000 acre estate lived...
View 'Murder Charge Against 'White Elite' Kenyan Heir Reduced To Manslaughter'
Funny story: Kenyan Women go on a Sex strike!

Kenyan Women go on a Sex strike!

Kenyan women have gone on a sex strike demanding their men be like the Somali pirates. The move came after 5 women were abducted by Somali men along the Kenyan coastline near Somalia. "Those guys look really skinny but have really tough hands" sai...
View 'Kenyan Women go on a Sex strike!'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bag

A bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 plus 1?

4 8 6 3


Go to top