Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it.
He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency.
On top of that the incoming Romney administration and s...
London - Declared 'legally dead' in October 1999 he even got a free TV licence sent to his Nyang'oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya PO Box address and Christmas cards signed by Mrs Thatcher.
This weekend the full extent of UK taxpayer largesse to...
A British father has been applauded for his quick thinking which saved his family from savage, hungry lions in Tanzania.
Whilst on the holiday of a lifetime, the Philbin family's tour bus broke down, deep in the Serengeti. As the driver radioed f...
After four years in the public eye, Barack Obama has come forward to tell people how to pronounce his name.
"For the past few years," said Obama, "I have kept quiet whilst people mispronounciate my name. Barack they get right, generally, although...
Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama-train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery.
He would apparently rob wads of cash from the banks, wear...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he, in the interest of re-establishing harmonious relations with the entire continent of Africa after Alaska's former governor Sarah Palin succeeded in offending as many as 96 percent of the inhabita...
Tiring of President Barack Obama's denials of being born in Kenya, the Republic of Kenya today issued a statement that it has officially revoked the passport and visa of "former" citizen, Barack Hussein Obama.
With this statement, which is accom...
NAIROBI, Kenya - The government of Kenya has written President Barack Obama and demanded to see political commentator Glenn Beck's birth certificate.
The Kenyan government said that they are fed up with being the butt of the world's jokes over the...
Emilio Mwai Kabaki, the current President of Kenya, today denied having been born in the United States. The dispute regarding his eligibility to hold this African country's highest office mirrors that which President Obama faces in the USA.
Kaba...
MOMBASA, Kenya - The coach of the Kenyan Winter Olympics team, Moy Kusikatta, told a reporter for The Mombasa Daily Vine that contrary to what has been written in all of the world's major newspapers, the reason why the Kenyan team did not go to Vanco...
The Maasai tribe in Kenya who are armed only with some bamboo poles were yesterday accused of having weapons of mass destruction by both the British and American Governments but later these comments were retracted when it became clear Kenya was not w...
Mudhouse, Kenya-- The nation of Kenya is celebrating the birth of its native son, Barack Obama on August 4th. The struggling, Third World nation will celebrate the event without the 45th President, he's too ashamed of his roots. The birth site is a...
The Hon Tom Cholmondeley (pronounced Chumley) was found guilty of manslaughter by a Kenyan court judge, who had reduced the charges from an initial accusation of murder.
Cholmondeley, an Old Rottingfestarian and heir to a 49,000 acre estate lived...
Kenyan women have gone on a sex strike demanding their men be like the Somali pirates. The move came after 5 women were abducted by Somali men along the Kenyan coastline near Somalia.
"Those guys look really skinny but have really tough hands" sai...
NAIROBI, Kenya - The African country of Kenya has announced that the Kenyan National Assembly has voted and approved by a vote of 223 to 1 to change the country's name from Kenya to Obamaland.
The people of Kenya are proud that the son of one of t...
02 Dec 08, HONOLULU, HI, USNA-- Barack Hussein Obama, Acting President Elect Presumptive, ignored a deadline of yesterday to release his grandmother's death certificate, as demanded by Scotus, the nine-headed black beast of Washington.
Over 20 co...
President Obama announced his first Socialist act he was going to pass as soon as possible. Having already warned the US that he'd make decisions that might be unpopular.
He stated in front of the world's media, 'we need to help the needy in so...
Huruma, Kenya - The 86 year old granny of Barack Obama reported to newspapers that Wednesday robbers broke into her modest home to steal her solar panels. She was quoted as saying that she now fears for her safety.
The burglars broke down the oct...