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May's African trip causes mass deaths

Funny story: May's African trip causes mass deaths

At least 39 people are now confirmed dead in what is the worst outbreak of embarrassment in Britain since Nigel Farage gloated about winning the Brexit vote. Prime Minister Theresa May has been in Kenya this week, the first UK PM to visit the country...

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Turns out that Trump was born in...

In June of 1946, Fred Trump and his very pregnant wife were traveling (ill-advised... imagine that) from South Africa back to New York. Their plane suddenly lost power in of the engines. The engine was malfunctioning and would work and then fail agai...

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President Obama's Missing Passport

Funny story: President Obama's Missing Passport

Seems that President Obama was all set to board Air Force One when an official from the TSA Department at Andrew's Air Force Base stopped him before climbing the steps. The official wanted to check his Passport. Obama said he didn't have one. He expl...

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Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

Funny story: Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...

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Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he is obsessed with missiles. Ever since he was a little boy he used to play with yellow #2 pencils and pretend that they were SAM (Surface-to-Air) missiles. His mother even took him to a t...

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Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

Funny story: Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has just stated that they have sold a dozen polar bears to the African country of Kenya. Kenya which is a warm country with year round temperatures in the 90s commented that the polar bears will all be hous...

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President Obama to Run for Third Term, as President of Kenya

Funny story: President Obama to Run for Third Term, as President of Kenya

Sources close to the president have confirmed what heretofore had been only a tantalizing rumor. But today a startled world learned that at the conclusion of his second term the President plans to move with the first family to Kenya and run for the...

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Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election

Funny story: Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election

Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it. He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency. On top of that the incoming Romney administration and s...

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Lord Lucan 'still drawing his UK old age pension and winter heating allowance': reports

Funny story: Lord Lucan 'still drawing his UK old age pension and winter heating allowance': reports

London - Declared 'legally dead' in October 1999 he even got a free TV licence sent to his Nyang'oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya PO Box address and Christmas cards signed by Mrs Thatcher. This weekend the full extent of UK taxpayer largesse to...

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Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

Funny story: Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

A British father has been applauded for his quick thinking which saved his family from savage, hungry lions in Tanzania. Whilst on the holiday of a lifetime, the Philbin family's tour bus broke down, deep in the Serengeti. As the driver radioed f...

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Obama is pronounced Ooh Be A Ma

Funny story: Obama is pronounced Ooh Be A Ma

After four years in the public eye, Barack Obama has come forward to tell people how to pronounce his name. "For the past few years," said Obama, "I have kept quiet whilst people mispronounciate my name. Barack they get right, generally, although...

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Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Funny story: Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama-train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery. He would apparently rob wads of cash from the banks, wear...

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President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

Funny story: President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he, in the interest of re-establishing harmonious relations with the entire continent of Africa after Alaska's former governor Sarah Palin succeeded in offending as many as 96 percent of the inhabita...

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Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Funny story: Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Tiring of President Barack Obama's denials of being born in Kenya, the Republic of Kenya today issued a statement that it has officially revoked the passport and visa of "former" citizen, Barack Hussein Obama. With this statement, which is accom...

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Kenya Wants To See Glenn Beck's Birth Certificate Or Else They'll Kidnap Him And Turn Him Into Dinner

Funny story: Kenya Wants To See Glenn Beck's Birth Certificate Or Else They'll Kidnap Him And Turn Him Into Dinner

NAIROBI, Kenya - The government of Kenya has written President Barack Obama and demanded to see political commentator Glenn Beck's birth certificate. The Kenyan government said that they are fed up with being the butt of the world's jokes over the...

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Kenyan President Denies Being American Citizen

Funny story: Kenyan President Denies Being American Citizen

Emilio Mwai Kabaki, the current President of Kenya, today denied having been born in the United States. The dispute regarding his eligibility to hold this African country's highest office mirrors that which President Obama faces in the USA. Kaba...

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The Real Reason That Kenya Did Not Send A Winter Olympics Team To Vancouver

Funny story: The Real Reason That Kenya Did Not Send A Winter Olympics Team To Vancouver

MOMBASA, Kenya - The coach of the Kenyan Winter Olympics team, Moy Kusikatta, told a reporter for The Mombasa Daily Vine that contrary to what has been written in all of the world's major newspapers, the reason why the Kenyan team did not go to Vanco...

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Maasai Tribe have weapons of mass destruction

The Maasai tribe in Kenya who are armed only with some bamboo poles were yesterday accused of having weapons of mass destruction by both the British and American Governments but later these comments were retracted when it became clear Kenya was not w...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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