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Nina Dobrev, Keira Knightley, and Brad Pitt To Star In The Erotic Spy Thriller The English Muffins

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sky Tower Pictures has just announced that Nina Dobrev and Keira Knightley will soon be starring in a Tico Scallavini production. Scallavini informed the Hollywood press that the movie is titled Th...

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Russell Brand Says He Misses Ex-Girlfriend Kate Gosselin's 8 Kids

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand called up Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors and told her that he wants her to let everyone know that he is sorry and really regrets his little recent indiscretion with Kat Von D. He stated that he had no idea that it would...

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Keira Knightley, Emma Watson And Vinnie Jones In Bad Romance Love Triangle

Funny story: Keira Knightley, Emma Watson And Vinnie Jones In Bad Romance Love Triangle

Budding scriptwriter, Chester Swanage St-Ives, today revealed that he is preparing to embark upon a Hollywood trip, in order to promote his latest screenplay, 'The Manderley Romantic Menage a Trois Of Doomed Starcrossed Victorian Lovers High On Crack. (With Horses.)' Starring Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, and Vinnie Jones, with cameos from Katie Price, Natasha Giggs, Bono out of U2, David Bowie...

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Hollywood in shock over Knightley's new film choice

Rumours about Keira Knightley's new project have been flying ever since Monday, when an insider leaked details of the feature film to the British press. Talking about the film, the insider mentioned that is had "a happy ending" and was "not a period...

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Woman With The World's Largest Breasts Will Have The Implants Removed And Given To Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, and Keira Knightley

Funny story: Woman With The World's Largest Breasts Will Have The Implants Removed And Given To Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, and Keira Knightley

RICHMOND, Texas - Sheyla Hershey has finally decided to have her gigantic M cup breast implants removed for safety reasons. Hershey said that one week ago she sneezed while she was sleeping and knocked out two teeth, gave herself two black eyes, a...

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Sandra Bullock Makes A Strong Statement About Effen Tattoos

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Makes A Strong Statement About Effen Tattoos

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock has remarked that she will never ever again date a man who has even one freakin' tattoo. The winner of this years Academy Award for Best Actress stated that she has learned her lesson and learned it well. She state...

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Keira Knightley Attends Disabled Weightlifting Display In Dagenham

Funny story: Keira Knightley Attends Disabled Weightlifting Display In Dagenham

Pirates Of The Caribbean star Keira Knightley yesterday attended a display of weightlifting by the disabled in a Basildon community hall. The English rose herself watched intently as four disabled people - all from Dagenham - tackled a variety of...

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Many of Hollywood's Breast Actresses Upset That They Were Not Invited to Smallest Boobs Competition, Saying It's A Big Deal

Funny story: Many of Hollywood's Breast Actresses Upset That They Were Not Invited to Smallest Boobs Competition, Saying It's A Big Deal

Several high profile Hollywood Actresses are upset that they were not invited to compete in a "smallest boobs" contest between Taylor Swift, Keira Knightley, and Rachel McAdams. These "A" list women (in more ways than one) say that this competit...

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Taylor Swift Challenges Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley To See Who Has Smallest Boobs

Funny story: Taylor Swift Challenges Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley To See Who Has Smallest Boobs

Taylor Swift is tired of the comparisons and is throwing down the gauntlet. She has challenged other young starlets Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley to see which one has the smallest breasts. "I'm sick of being compared to them. I want the dis...

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Keira Knightley 'Distraught' Following Pirate Ship Demise

Funny story: Keira Knightley 'Distraught' Following Pirate Ship Demise

Hollywoodland icon and archetypal English rose, Keira Knightley, was reportedly moved to tears by Captain Morse's ultimate instalment of the 'Below Decks' extravaganza, as championed on the magazine pages of TheSpoof.com, even though it rarely attrac...

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Keira Knightley Quite Fancies Threesome With Spoof Writers Morse and BuckwheatsButt - Allegedly

Funny story: Keira Knightley Quite Fancies Threesome With Spoof Writers Morse and BuckwheatsButt - Allegedly

London, England - High cheekboned actress Keira Knightley, leading lady in the legendary Hollywood saga, 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' tonight agreed to a second interview with a spoof writer following a rather embarrassing incident when a previous inte...

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Keira Knightley 'Blown Away' By Spoof Pirate Saga

Funny story: Keira Knightley 'Blown Away' By Spoof Pirate Saga

Hollywood leading lady, Keira Knightley, out of 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' today told this Spoof reporter that she was 'blown away' by a series of short stories posted on the hitherto much maligned TheSpoof.com magazine section. The English rose t...

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Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

Funny story: Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

In entertainment news, actor Orlando Bloom's career is still lost. Search and Rescue teams are about to give up hope. It would seem that Mr. Bloom's career followed Wil Turner to Davey Jones' Locker.

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Keira Knightley Rejects Bafta and Oscar at Awards Ceremony

Funny story: Keira Knightley Rejects Bafta and Oscar at Awards Ceremony

Keira Knightley has today vowed that she will not accept either Baftas or Oscars for her role in romantic British drama Atonement.

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Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Funny story: Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Agents from the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) shut down over 2600 Blockbuster Video stores and arrested almost 3000 store managers, employees, and company executives on charges of distributing child pornography (both at the stores and thro...

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Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

Funny story: Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

British actress Keira Nightly says she won't marry boyfriend Rupert Fiend because she's been married "too often" in movies and "has too many children".

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Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Funny story: Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Actress Keira Knightley is being lined up to play Diana, Princess of Wales in a movie based on the late royals life.

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Keira Knightley, Daniel Radcliffe sign up to American Idol

Funny story: Keira Knightley, Daniel Radcliffe sign up to American Idol

American Idol has signed up wafer-thin Brit Keira Knightley to star in a charity version of the show. Keira, who has been advised not to turn sideways on the stage, will be grinding out Thin Lizzy number "Ginger in the Jar", alongside Teri...

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