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Kate Moss to sue Kate Winslet

Funny story: Kate Moss to sue Kate Winslet

The model Kate Moss is to sue the actress Kate Winslet after the 'Titanic' star followed her husband in placing a copy write on her new legal name Kate Rocknroll. Winslet married the Virgin Galactic boss who is a nephew of Sir Richard Branson just...

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Dancing With The Stars: Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy Deny The Baby Bump Rumors

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy Deny The Baby Bump Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - During the 14 seasons that Dancing With The Stars has been on the air there has never been a dance couple who have become closer than Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco. The very petite Kelly, who was named after the color; Kelly Green,...

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James Cameron Insensitive to Titanic 'Victims'

Funny story: James Cameron Insensitive to Titanic 'Victims'

Victims who in 1997 had been subjected to James Cameron's Titanic, and many others who had subsequently been affected by watching his film, are protesting at the film being raised from the depths of bad 90s film hell in a new 3D format. 'It's dis...

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Kate 'Golden Globes' the talk of the Golden Globes

Funny story: Kate 'Golden Globes' the talk of the Golden Globes

Hollywood was awash with rumours last night of a Titanic sequel - and of course the obvious question on everyone's lips - would we get a second sitting of Kate Windswept's golden globes? At the glitzy annual Golden Globe award ceremony British com...

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Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

Funny story: Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

The captain of the cruise ship that capsized off Tuscany has been accused by his company of taking an unauthorized diversion that led to the crash. Pier Luigi Luigi, the chairman of Cost-A-Concorde, laid the blame for the tragedy at the feet of ca...

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Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet Return in Titanic II

Funny story: Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet Return in Titanic II

James Cameron, not resting after the film success of 'Avatar', has written another surefire blockbuster in Titanic II. Always driven, Cameron decided after the grueling filming of Avatar to do something fun. And fun for him is to write a screenpl...

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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kate Winslet and the Merkin

Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kate Winslet and the Merkin

It was while they were spending a relaxing long weekend at their bohemian flat in Much Wenlock in Shropshire recently, that Twilight duo, the elegantly wasted and sexily ashen couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, had the fashion idea that le...

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The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

Funny story: The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - Madame Flambolina Fleur de Lis, a noted Louisiana Bayou's voodoo woman has boiled up a batch of Academy Award Cursed Crawfish Etouffée. Flamby, as her many Cajun-Creole friends, relatives, and curse recipients refer to her s...

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Kate Winslett talks about her split (marriage that is)

Funny story: Kate Winslett talks about her split (marriage that is)

Kate Winslett has told Scoop why she decided to split from boring hubby Sam. Lovely Kate, the thinking man's totty decided enough was enough when Sam refused to shave off his grey beard! "I'd had been on at Sam for a while now to get rid of that...

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Brenda Song To Star With Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett In "Titanic 2 - Please Pass The Iceberg Lettuce"

Funny story: Brenda Song To Star With Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett In "Titanic 2 - Please Pass The Iceberg Lettuce"

PETALUMA, California - One of the Disney Channels most popular singer/actresses Brenda Song has signed to appear in the oceanic film Titanic 2 - Please Pass The Iceberg Lettuce." The 21-year-old Song will join Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett,...

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Kate Winslet plays many prostitution roles

Funny story: Kate Winslet plays many prostitution roles

North Atlantic, Atlantic Ocean - Rose DeWitt Bukate, a prostitute who sadly escaped death on the Titanic, was played by Kate Winslet over ten years ago. It is unknown why so many still regard her character as "sweet" or "innocent". "We picked Kat...

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Kate Winslet claims she rarely exercises her right to sue

Funny story: Kate Winslet claims she rarely exercises her right to sue

Oscar-winning actress Kate Winslet is suing a British daily newspaper over an article which claimed she had lied about her fitness regime by playing down the amount of exercise she needed. It is the second time in the last few years she has taken...

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British Woman, Winslett Disgraces Nation by Winning at Golden Globe and Oscars

Funny story: British Woman, Winslett Disgraces Nation by Winning at Golden Globe and Oscars

Kate Winslett has brought honor to the acting profession of John bull's Island with a Golden Globe for Redemption Road and an Oscar for The Reader or at least one would think so. But the brilliant and buxom star has been under a barrage of criticism...

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Huge monster with big teeth attacks Eastern seaboard of America

Funny story: Huge monster with big teeth attacks Eastern seaboard of America

After decades of safety and calm, the Eastern seaboard of America was attacked again today by a massive killing monster with huge teeth, striking fear into all New Englanders - yes, Kate Winslet was back. Many Americans had thought that film direc...

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Manchester City sign Kate Winslet

Funny story: Manchester City sign Kate Winslet

Mark Hughes today signed actress Kate Winslet, to 'shore up our defence a bit, and put a bit of backbone into the team. Our abysmal away record can only be improved by Kate, and she'll be pulling on the famous blue shirt today - in front of the crowd...

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Kate Winslet Wins Award

Funny story: Kate Winslet Wins Award

Kate Winslet won two awards last night. The actress won a Golden Globe for her portrayal of somebody or other in a film which was almost certainly about something or other. But more significantly, the actress picked up the award for 'Most Nause...

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Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

Funny story: Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

London - Kate Winslet, an adamant PETA proponent, is livid at Vanity Fair magazine after her coverphoto shoot, seen in this month's issue. Apparently the airbrush allegations that the magazine is defending are true. Winslet appeared on this m...

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Hillary probed over Kate Winslet maternity link

Funny story: Hillary probed over Kate Winslet maternity link

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Wannabe Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton faces some tough questions in the UK alleging she is the mother of Titanic actress Kate Winslet.

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