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Mama Kardashian Bemoans a Slow News Week

Funny story: Mama Kardashian Bemoans a Slow News Week

"Those Duck Dynasty guys have ruined my week! We haven't had one news item on TV, online, or in print in an entire seven days!" Kris Kardashian complained to her daughter Kim and North West's baby-daddy Kanye West. "Mom, these Duck guys are done. They're cooked. Just like a cooked goose," Kim said. "Yeah, I don't think they'll be entering the hip-hop scene anytime soon," Kenye snipped. "Unle...

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Bruce Jenner Star of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Addresses The Sex-Change Talk

Funny story: Bruce Jenner Star of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Addresses The Sex-Change Talk

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Jenner is 63, and he has said on several occasions that he is tired of playing the little submissive husband to the Kardashian Klan director or operations Kris Kardashian-Jenner. It is no secret in LaLaLand that Kris wears the pa...

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Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Funny story: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Everyone knows the Kardashian sisters are close but they have gone from the ridicules to the sublime in their show, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami". In a recent show Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that if they drank pineapple juice it would make their...

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Bottoms For Large Bottoms: New Kardashian Clothing Line

Funny story: Bottoms For Large Bottoms: New Kardashian Clothing Line

Yesterday the news of the new Kardashian clothing line hit the airwaves. The line was described by Kim as, "the go to attire for white women who have larger assets." According to Khloe it's not enough to just have the larger rear end, but now people need to dress it accordingly." The line will appear in Sears, JC Penny and Dillard's starting tomorrow. According to sales estimations, the line of...

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The Kardashian Christmas Carol

Funny story: The Kardashian Christmas Carol

Sung to the tune of "God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen" God rest Merry Kardashians On Christmas we must say, You sound like four old cackling hens In constant disarray. Reality TV was great, Till you became cliché. Butt implants, Botox and breasts deployed. We jumped for joy. Oh, butt implants, Botox and breasts deployed. Momma Kris is family pimp "Their pictures for a price" The...

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Steven Tyler's Girlfriend Kate Gosselin Denies The Breast Enhancement Rumors

Funny story: Steven Tyler's Girlfriend Kate Gosselin Denies The Breast Enhancement Rumors

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kate Gosselin who is still upset about the cancellation of her television show Kate Plus 8 was in Los Angeles visiting Kris Kardashian-Jenner, the mama of the KKK girls Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Gosselin who has now had two of he...

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Gaddafi agrees to surrender if he can become a Kardashian

Funny story: Gaddafi agrees to surrender if he can become a Kardashian

Tripoli, Libya - Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi has issued his terms of surrender from his secret compound here. The former strongman and sunglass aficionado provided only one condition for giving himself up to NATO authorities. "I want to join...

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Khloe Kardashian States For The Record That She Is Not A Transvestite

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian States For The Record That She Is Not A Transvestite

LOS ANGELES - The youngest of the three Kardashian sisters Khloe recently sat down at The Pompous Pizza Parlor in Los Angeles and talked about her life since appearing on her and her sisters popular reality show Growing Up Kardashian. Khloe who is...

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Kourtney Kardashian Unveils Her Weight-Loss Secrets

Funny story: Kourtney Kardashian Unveils Her Weight-Loss Secrets

12-year old Lobotomy Channel reality star Kourtney Kardashian was keen to show off her incredibly-toned physique as recently as last Wednesday, as she looked absolutely incredible basking in the sun in Miami with her boyfriend Scott "Spotted" Dicksic...

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2 youngest Kardashian twins to upstage older siblings with their own unique reality series

Funny story: 2 youngest Kardashian twins to upstage older siblings with their own unique reality series

There's more to the untalented, totally re-constructed, empty-minded Kardashian sisters. Because just when you thought you knew everything you needed to know about them and their daily habits - along comes a startling bit of Kardashian trivia. Th...

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Kim Kardashian And Sisters Khloe and Kourtney Involved In A Brawl Scuffle In A New York City Club

Funny story: Kim Kardashian And Sisters Khloe and Kourtney Involved In A Brawl Scuffle In A New York City Club

NEW YORK CITY - Kim Kardashian, who until recently was the girlfriend of Dallas Cowboy receiver Miles Austin, was involved in a brawl fracas at New York's trendy Club La Bi Do. Kim was there with the other two members of the infamous Kardashian tr...

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The Third Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian Dating The Lieutenant Governor of Arkansas Clyde "Bubbaface" Gritflicker

Funny story: The Third Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian Dating The Lieutenant Governor of Arkansas Clyde "Bubbaface" Gritflicker

LITTLE ROCK - The oldest of the three Kardashian sisters, 30-year-old Kourtney, has announced that she has been secretly dating Arkansas Lieutenant Governor Clyde "Bubbaface" Gritflicker, of the Gritflicker family of Cornbread Corners, Arkansas.

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California To Install Parking Meters in Bedrooms Of Several Starlets

Funny story: California To Install Parking Meters in Bedrooms Of Several Starlets

The State of California has announced plans to install parking meters beside the beds of several Hollywood movie and entertainment starlets. The Department of Transportation has been instructed to install the machines beside the beds of Paris Hilton...

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