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Funny story: Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

CODY, Wyoming - Officials at Yellowstone National Park are extremely puzzled at how in the world a Yellowstone rhinoceros ended up in Goodland, Kansas. The rhino named Randy was really in good shape except that he had worn his hooves down pretty b...
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Funny story: Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

WATERLOO, Iowa - Three Midwest states have just given notice that they are officially banning Lady Gaga from performing in their states. A spokesperson for Iowa stated that Lady Gaga's Vomit Act, which she performed at the SXSW Festival in Austin...
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Funny story: The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

TOPEKA, Kansas - After the governor of Kansas received several petitions asking that marijuana be legalized in the state he decided to put the matter into the hands of the Kansas Senate. State Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita], staunchly opp...
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Funny story: Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...
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Funny story: The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

TOPEKA, Kansas - The recent news item about Miley Cyrus trying to French kiss Katy Perry kicked up renewed interest in the Kansas state senate. The matter had been proposed by Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita] but it had been delegated to th...
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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Says That The Story About Him and Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Is Positively False, False, False

Vice-President Joe Biden Says That The Story About Him and Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Is Positively False, False, False

TOPEKA, Kansas - Vice-President Joe Biden traveled to Topeka, Kansas to speak at a convention of The Retired Hay Stackers of Kansas. After talking to the estimated 217 retirees, he was asked by one of the press members about the rumor that he and...
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Funny story: Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving dozens of petitions with thousands and thousands of names, the governor of Kansas has decided that singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed in the state. Governor Sam Brownback said that the nice, decent, honorable c...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Contemplating Going Back To Canada And Joining The Army

Justin Bieber Contemplating Going Back To Canada And Joining The Army

WICHITA, Kansas - Justin Bieber traveled to the middle of the country to, as he said, get away from the limelight. He and his entourage of 16 landed in Wichita and rented 17 rooms at a local Motel 6. Justin kept a low profile eating his breakfa...
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Funny story: Kansas Installing Giant Fans On The Kansas-Colorado Border In Order To Blow The Marijuana Smoke Back Into Colorado

Kansas Installing Giant Fans On The Kansas-Colorado Border In Order To Blow The Marijuana Smoke Back Into Colorado

TOPEKA, Kansas - The governor of Kansas acting on the demands of the citizens of the state has issued a Governor's Proclamation which will allow him to install gigantic fans on the Kansas-Colorado border. Governor Sam Brownback stated that he has...
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Funny story: Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

In the end a lone Kansas housewife killed any chance of an extension of unemployment benefits for Americas long term unemployed. Dotty Mugg,42, of Waterboard Kansas, came to the House of Represenatives on Tuesday afternoon loaded not only with he...
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Funny story: A Kansas Farmer Has Developed A Pear That Tastes Like Ribeye Steak

A Kansas Farmer Has Developed A Pear That Tastes Like Ribeye Steak

WICHITA, Kansas - The news media is reporting that local farmer Gibraltar Goldenball, 58, has come up with a pear that will revolutionize the pear industry. Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine interviewed Mr. Goldenball on his 2,713 acre p...
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Funny story: A Hog Farmer in Kansas Discovers That Two of His Pigs Love To Hum Along With Him To Songs By The Beatles

A Hog Farmer in Kansas Discovers That Two of His Pigs Love To Hum Along With Him To Songs By The Beatles

WICHITA, Kansas - Buford Buttonspoon has become one of the most popular farmers in his neck of the woods. The 71-year-old hog farmer recently revealed that a year ago last Labor Day, he was out slopping his hogs when he started humming the Beatles...
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Funny story: The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...
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Funny story: Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving thousands and thousands of letters, emails, text messages, and tweets, the state of Kansas has just passed what Kansans are calling a much needed blow for decency, morality, and political awareness. Senator Elvira...
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Funny story: Kansas Votes To Prohibit The Use of The Term Ménage à Trois

Kansas Votes To Prohibit The Use of The Term Ménage à Trois

TOPEKA - After a heated debate that lasted six hours, the Kansas State Senate has voted 21 to 19 to prohibit the use of the French sexual term Ménage à Trois. Senator Agatha Tarbutton, 71, of Wichita, initially made the proposal after she was at a...
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Funny story: Tornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire

Tornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire

WICHITA, Kansas - Two of the Midwest's most popular and experienced tornado chasers, Sterling Vittybird, 27, and Tranquillo Razzle, 24, recently got caught up in their work. The two were on Interstate 35, chasing a category 6 tornado that had form...
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Funny story: Giant Marijuana Farm The Size Of Kansas Found In Kansas

Giant Marijuana Farm The Size Of Kansas Found In Kansas

Ganja, KS-- An enormous marijuana farm covering the entire state of Kansas has been located by the DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency). Over 100 trillion marijuana plants were spotted using infra-red satellites and a fleet of DEA helicopters. The farm co...
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Funny story: Kansas schools to teach Intelligent Counting as an alternative to arithmetic

Kansas schools to teach Intelligent Counting as an alternative to arithmetic

TOPEKA, Kansas - In a move that has been met with praise from conservatives and criticism from mathematicians, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to add Intelligent Counting to its elementary school curriculum on Friday. Idi Ottick, spoke...
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