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Funny story: Goodie Goodling Stars in Justice Department Crucible!

Goodie Goodling Stars in Justice Department Crucible!

In the witch hunt of the summer, the Bush Justice Department has turned into a Salem Crucible. At the center of the trials stands one cute blonde necromancer, Monica "Goodie" Goodling. Accusations against her involve her use of the dark Rovian powers...
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Funny story: Justice Department Defends Road to Hell!

Justice Department Defends Road to Hell!

The Road to Hell, the US Justice Department says, is paved with terrorist prevention. Letters released this week from the US Justice Department advise that if the motive is the prevention of terrorism, any and all means are Justice Dept justified.
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Funny story: New Justice Department Head, Michael Mukasey holds court on civil liberties

New Justice Department Head, Michael Mukasey holds court on civil liberties

US Senate members pulled an all-nighter yesterday, complete with all-dressed Godfather's pizzas, Krispy cremes with sparkles (and in an ethnic salute to new-found friend India) Big Gulp Mango Chutney Squeegies.
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

WASHINGTON D.C.--(NOBSDCNOOZ) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales insisted yesterday he had only a small role in the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors. Disbelieving senators reacted calling the Attorney General a "gre...
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Funny story: Entire Justice Department Announces Resignation

Entire Justice Department Announces Resignation

WASHINGTON -- The remaining employees of the United States Department of Justice submitted their resignations yesterday, becoming the third-ranking through the 35,473rd-ranking Justice Department aides to quit in the aftermath of the firings of eight...
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Funny story: Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.
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Funny story: Who's the Leaker?

Who's the Leaker?

The President has been outed. Licitly split, wham bang, like grease lighting, zoom, the White House has asked the Justice Department to begin an investigation to uncover the squealer, snitch, traitor who leaked President George W. Bush's thirty o...
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Funny story: Justice Department Probe into Defective Bullet Proof Vests

Justice Department Probe into Defective Bullet Proof Vests

The United States Justice Department has launched a probe to investigate the recent manufacture and usage of questionable bullet proof vests. These vests were purchased by the federal government and were used in cases by high ranking government offi...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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