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Funny story: Is Justin Bieber Being Blackmailed?

Is Justin Bieber Being Blackmailed?

An inside Source, until recently worked for Homeland Security, says that a lot of things are going on that the American people do not realize. He told us that several people in politics and entertainment are being blackmailed but that is only his...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis this morning stated that it was permissible for Catholic Clowns to use blown up condoms to make poodles and other small animals out of them. "But no eroticism or use of French Ticklers ot glow-in-the-dark!" The Clowns were overjoye...
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Funny story: Big-Shot Barry, Brilliant Businessman

Big-Shot Barry, Brilliant Businessman

Barry found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office. "It must be my first customer" Barry thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country. F...
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Funny story: World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

OKLAHOMA CITY - At the age of 8, Sally Butterscratch stood 5-feet-7-inches tall. And by the time she entered high school she was a towering 6-foot-6-inch tall young lady. Upon graduation the 6-foot-9-inch basketball standout left Oklahoma and move...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Reveals Source Of Ghost-Sightings

Stephen Hawking Reveals Source Of Ghost-Sightings

Remember the old commercials, "When E.F. Hutton speaks, everyone listens?" That is usually the case when Stephen Hawking speaks in his mechanical voice, everyone listens. After waiting until the Super Bowl thing was over, Hawking called the press...
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Funny story: Most Stolen Item in America?

Most Stolen Item in America?

You'll have to guess several times as this writer gave it my beat shot! Believe it or not, it's hogs. I know you're thinking why so many hogs? Well, for one thing, an average sized hog can bring you $250 if you already have a customer ready to sl...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner Dejected and Depressed Says He May Just Say The Heck With It And Move To Africa

Anthony Weiner Dejected and Depressed Says He May Just Say The Heck With It And Move To Africa

MANHATTAN - Anthony Weiner says that he feels like he has been run through the ringer. Speaking with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine, the man who wants to be the next mayor of New York City said that all of the late night talk show...
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Funny story: Weiner Jokes Have Just Set A U.S. Record

Weiner Jokes Have Just Set A U.S. Record

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency which is based in the Windy City has just confirmed that Anthony Weiner jokes have just broke the United States record for sheer number of jokes. ADGA spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox stated that not...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Lashes Out At Taylor Swift

Joan Rivers Lashes Out At Taylor Swift

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, performed a 20 minute stand up routine at West Hollywood's famed Laughing Beaver Comedy Club. And the 79-year-old Yiddish Yapper managed to attack her usual targets; Adele, Chelsea H...
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Funny story: The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

NEW YORK CITY - Self-proclaimed fashion critic Joan Rivers, who is 79, wasted no time in hurling her fiery insults at England's singing sensation Adele. Rivers appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight said that Adele, 24, is so big she has her own zip co...
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Funny story: Pun Most Definitely Intended for Area Man

Pun Most Definitely Intended for Area Man

HUNTSVILLE, AL--Though initially unsure of the purpose of Brent Gilas' turn of phrase, area man Gabriel Sodhammer was helpfully informed by Gilas' immediate clarification that the play on words was in fact intentional, and not a sequence of words tha...
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Funny story: Plagiarists index of jokes and one liners. Page one.

Plagiarists index of jokes and one liners. Page one.

"I cleaned out the loft this morning with the wife. Dirty, dusty, full of cobwebs, but she's good to the kids" Tommy Cooper (1921-1984) "I saw six men punching and kicking my mother in law, my neighbour said "Aren't you going to help"? No I said, six should be enough". Les Dawson (1931-1993) "I have the body of an eighteen year old; I keep it in the freezer". Spike Milligan (1918-20...
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Funny story: Sinnicks Clinics - a regular feature by our medical correspondent

Sinnicks Clinics - a regular feature by our medical correspondent

This week, Doctor Sinnick discusses the case of a patient with haemorrhoids. Before he came in I'd checked his files - the case notes showing a plague of piles I asked him about his current state, though anything rectal is my special hate. I said to him. "Well, now, let's check your fate. Perhaps it's a scissors job if not too late." Then, for amusement, I said to him, my finger...
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Funny story: Man Forces Obese Women to Exercise at Gunpoint

Man Forces Obese Women to Exercise at Gunpoint

SYDNEY: Australian fitness fanatic, Koen Verelst, is wanted for questioning after forcing at least 3 or 4 obese women to exercise at gunpoint. It is thought that Vereslt, now on the run, approached the group as they were exiting a local Mcdonalds.
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Funny story: TSA to target jokers

TSA to target jokers

Washington, DC - We all know not to joke while in line to board airplanes these days, but a new plan to ban joking everywhere is rapidly taking shape, according to our source C. Fowlercross, our mole in the TSA. (That is not his real name). Accor...
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Funny story: Too Soon? A New Study Says Never

Too Soon? A New Study Says Never

A new study from Oxbridge University has shown that when it comes to comedy, it can never be too soon. The study, which was conducted in a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit, examined the reactions of 150 parents when told a joke about their newborn's l...
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Funny story: A Brief History of German Comedy

A Brief History of German Comedy

Comedy, or Komödie as it is known in Deutsch, is not the first thing you think of when you think about Germany. The Germans are far better known for their mechanical expertise, their superlative beers, and their invasions of other countries. But you would be surprised at the wit that lies beneath those bristling moustaches and finely-pressed uniforms. Here we explore a brief history of German humo...
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Funny story: German comedians named least funny in poll of 15 countries

German comedians named least funny in poll of 15 countries

A poll by social network site Badoo concluded that German comedians were the least amusing because they could not laugh at themselves. Their humour was often lost in translation. But German stand-up Henning Wehn said people did not understand his...
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