"This happened to a guy in London, England recently and was reported in all the newspapers so I guess this idiot thought it must be some wonderful thing and he winds up needing help also", says Fire Chief Nick Shaft.
Shaft was talking about the re...
United States Premiere Barack Obama, enraged at the actions of The Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard, had the group arrested on charges of religious discrimination after the annual Memorial Day concert on th...
General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.
Pentagon - (Ass Press): Marine General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, has told a press conference that he considers homosexuality to be immoral and any fag-ass pansy caught on his watch will be stripped.
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