Washington: Capitol Hill: A bill is to be presented before Congress tonight making meditation practice compulsory in all US prisons.
It is unlikely the bill will get passed though as most representatives do not actually know what meditation is...
Johnny Cash historians have discovered a previously unknown Cash ballad amongst his files that might be his next posthumous hit. It appears to be a rewrite of his big '60's hit "A Boy Named Sue" that is a tribute to movie star John Wayne. Wayne's name at birth was actually Marion, normally a woman's name, which supposed caused him grief with his classmates in school. Cash seemingly saw the similar...
A long rumored song by Johnny Cash has been discovered in a trunk in Nashville, Tennessee. The song was supposedly the original lyrics to "I Walk The Line" and uses the same music. It is also a rare 1950's tune in support of the gay community.
RENO, NV - While spending a night at the Reno Casino Hotel, the woman with the world's largest vagina was visited by the ghost of The Man In Black, say sources. Initial reports suggest the hotel was built on the same spot Cash allegedly shot a man,...
A brutal attack on Adam Lambert's following his performance Tuesday night has been traced to the zombie of Johnny Cash. Apparently enraged at Lambert's strange rendition of "Ring of Fire", the decomposed corpse of Cash clawed its way from the grave a...
The lakeside Tennessee home of late country music superstar Johnny Cash has been destroyed in a fire.
Hendonsville, Tennessee - (Armageddon Press): The ghost of country and western giant Johnny Cash was seen hovering ominously over the blackened remains of his former lakeside Tennessee home that was destroyed in a mysterious fire as its new owner Bee...
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