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Local Magician Saves Day at John Mayer Concert

In the final show of John Mayer's tour a local magician becomes the hero of the concert when the automatic paper towel dispenser won't work. Guest Garner Girthoffer was interviewed about the occurrence. "Yeah it was a mess. It's bad enough when y...

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Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and John Mayer have gotten together and broken up a total of three times. And now according to Katy's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of Rodeo Drive's Haven of Hair Salon, Miss Perry misses Johnny so much that sh...

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John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

Funny story: John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

SAN FRANCISCO - John Mayer was up in San Francisco taking a tour of the old Alcatraz Prison. He was asked by a reporter if he cared to comment on the verbal thrashing that ex-girlfriend Katy Perry unleashed on him. John put out his Marlboro and...

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Katy Perry Disses Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

Funny story: Katy Perry Disses Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry was sitting at The Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight asking herself how in the world she could have fallen for that low-life, snake in the grass John Mayer and three times to boot. Th...

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John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

Funny story: John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

HOLLYWOOD - John Mayer says that he has dated some of Hollywood's most beautiful and sexiest women and he does not dispute the nickname that Tinsel Town gave him John "The Player" Mayer. John recently broke up with Katy Perry after getting back to...

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John Mayer and Kristen Stewart Spotted Engaged In A Bit of Tongue Hockey At The La Brea Tar Pits

Funny story: John Mayer and Kristen Stewart Spotted Engaged In A Bit of Tongue Hockey At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - Well by all accounts it certainly looks like it did not take John "The Player" Mayer long to get over his breakup with Katy "Tatas" Perry. A source revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk that Mayer and Kristen Stewart were seen in Mayer's BMW r...

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Taylor Swift Urges Katy Perry To Write A Song About That Low-Life, Heartbreaking John Mayer

Funny story: Taylor Swift Urges Katy Perry To Write A Song About That Low-Life, Heartbreaking John Mayer

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Ke$ha, Jessica Simpson, and Katy Perry all have one thing in common. They were all wined and dined and then unceremoniously dumped by the biggest jerk wad in Tinsel Town, John "The Pla...

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The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

Funny story: The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

TOPEKA, Kansas - The recent news item about Miley Cyrus trying to French kiss Katy Perry kicked up renewed interest in the Kansas state senate. The matter had been proposed by Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita] but it had been delegated to th...

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Katy Perry: John Mayer And I Are Over - And This Time I Really, Really, Really, Mean It!

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry could have saved herself a lot of time, money, and heartache if she had only listened to 17 or so of her friends and relatives and realized that John Mayer is a loser with a capital L. Katy should have gathered that the du...

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Katy Perry Fears That Boyfriend John Mayer Is Cheating On Her

Funny story: Katy Perry Fears That Boyfriend John Mayer Is Cheating On Her

BEVERLY HILLS - The "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It" singer, Katy Perry has told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is afraid that her boyfriend John Mayer is cheating on her. Fondue flipped his hair and replied, "Well duh! What did you expect...

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Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Funny story: Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Nashville, TN Taylor Swift, after having a gang bang with Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Screech from Saved by the Bell was embarrassed to find out that there was no sex video shot. "This is just ridiculous! I am a H...

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Katy Perry Told By Her Closest Friends That John Mayer Will Break Her Heart (Again!)

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about Russell Brand's ex-wife, Katy Perry, is that the woman is certainly one of the most stubborn individuals in Tinsel Town. Perry has been warned by several of her dearest friends that she had better end...

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Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson Spotted At A Concert In Cucamonga

Funny story: Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson Spotted At A Concert In Cucamonga

CUCAMONGA - The Santa Ana Winds Arena was the scene of a recent concert featuring the all-girl country music band The Hoosegow Honeys. And sitting in the third row were Katy Perry, 28, and Rob Pattinson, 27. Many of the concert goers were shocked...

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Joan Rivers: John Mayer Needs To Be Neutered

Funny story: Joan Rivers: John Mayer Needs To Be Neutered

BEVERLY HILLS - Joan Rivers flew from New York City to Beverly Hills to buy a special brand of facial collagen that she can only get on the Left Coast. Rivers who is 80, recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and talked about her different...

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Katy Perry Dissed By Friends For Getting Back Together With John Mayer

Funny story: Katy Perry Dissed By Friends For Getting Back Together With John Mayer

VENICE BEACH - According to several of Katy Perry's close friends the "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Singer" needs to make an appointment with a therapist. Perry has decided to get back together with John Mayer, the man who has already broken her...

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Katy Perry Confesses A Very Intimate Detail About Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

Funny story: Katy Perry Confesses A Very Intimate Detail About Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

LA BREA - Katy Perry has finally decided to open up and reveal a bit of very personal info regarding her ex-boyfriend John Mayer alias The Wiener With Feet. Katy met with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner...

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Katy Perry Reveals Her Catalina Island Love Nest

Funny story: Katy Perry Reveals Her Catalina Island Love Nest

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry says that contrary to some of the rumors that have been circulating out of the Left Coast rumor mills she is not planning on getting back together with the jerk known as John Mayer. Katy told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico d...

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John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry and Now He Says He Wants Her Back

Funny story: John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry and Now He Says He Wants Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There is no one in LaLaLand who has a worst reputation for loving 'em and leaving 'em that John "The Player" Mayer. For some strange reason Mayer seems to attract attractive Hollywood celebrities like Wynonna Judd attracts weight...

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