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Alastair Darling reveals he is Droopy's lovechild

Funny story: Alastair Darling reveals he is Droopy's lovechild

In an astonishing revelation, former Chancellor Alistair Darling today announced he is the lovechild of cartoon misery pooch, Droopy. Darling, head of the Better Together campaign, made the startling discovery while filming a new series of 'Who Do...

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Former Brit PM calls for windmill tax

Funny story: Former Brit PM calls for windmill tax

London - Ex-UK Prime Monster John Major has proposed an emergency tax on top British energy firms' profits in a move dubbed the Tory Windmill Tax. "Shome mishtake," a No 10 Downing Street aide commented insisting Sir John had got the government's...

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Ex-PM John Major squirms over latest paternity claims

Funny story: Ex-PM John Major squirms over latest paternity claims

London - Daft-as-brush ex-UK Prime Monster John Major is embroiled in a sordid DNA check on some 'bastards' who've tested positive to be his brats. At a Chatham House stink tank talk last night the hasbeen waxed lyrical about the US-UK 'special re...

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The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

Funny story: The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

Prime Minister, David Cameron has reluctantly allowed Nick Clegg to take part in a Children's In Need special entitled "The Five Prime Ministers". The ten minute sketch is a comedy take on the popular Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in which P...

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'Blushing bride' Chelsea's ugly, corrupt-as-hell and Gennifer Flowers' daughter!

Funny story: 'Blushing bride' Chelsea's ugly, corrupt-as-hell and Gennifer Flowers' daughter!

New York - (Whitewater Mystery News): No amount of bullshit spin can hide it. And next weekend's Clinton/Mezvinsky-Lewinsky nuptials caper is oozing karmic payback by the BP barrel load. What actually triggered it may be the oh-so-surreptitious...

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John 'Underpants' Major tests DNA positive for Nick Cleggover paternity

Funny story: John 'Underpants' Major tests DNA positive for Nick Cleggover paternity

London - (Thongs Can Only Get Wetter): A sordid Whitehole (sic) rumor mill says the ex-Prime Monster is Nick Cleggover's birth father. John 'Underpants' Major was famously blasted by Blair mouthpiece Alastair Campbell about 'tucking his shirt-tail...

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John Major To Make A Major Comeback

Funny story: John Major To Make A Major Comeback

London, Shortly after dinner time - Ex PM John Major, son of a circus clown father and a contortionist circus performer mother, originally from Electric Avenue, Brixton, South London today announced that he was making a comeback in order to lead the...

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Ex-UK Prime Monster John Major: spooks are bugging me!

Funny story: Ex-UK Prime Monster John Major: spooks are bugging me!

Whitehall, London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Former Prime Monster John Major has made an official complaint that his phone calls and emails are being bugged and that samples of his DNA have been found on a UK police database under an alias linked to KG...

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Terror probe cops eye the Con in Conran

Funny story: Terror probe cops eye the Con in Conran

London - (Associated Mess): Officers of the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Terrorist Branch have issued a statement naming London greasy-spoon cafe proprietor and serial self-publicist Terence Conran as their John Major number one head of UK organi...

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