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Funny story:  Former Brit PM calls for windmill tax

Former Brit PM calls for windmill tax

London - Ex-UK Prime Monster John Major has proposed an emergency tax on top British energy firms' profits in a move dubbed the Tory Windmill Tax. "Shome mishtake," a No 10 Downing Street aide commented insisting Sir John had got the government's...
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Funny story:  Ex-PM John Major squirms over latest paternity claims

Ex-PM John Major squirms over latest paternity claims

London - Daft-as-brush ex-UK Prime Monster John Major is embroiled in a sordid DNA check on some 'bastards' who've tested positive to be his brats. At a Chatham House stink tank talk last night the hasbeen waxed lyrical about the US-UK 'special re...
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Funny story:  The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

Prime Minister, David Cameron has reluctantly allowed Nick Clegg to take part in a Children's In Need special entitled "The Five Prime Ministers". The ten minute sketch is a comedy take on the popular Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in which P...
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Funny story:  'Blushing bride' Chelsea's ugly, corrupt-as-hell and Gennifer Flowers' daughter!

'Blushing bride' Chelsea's ugly, corrupt-as-hell and Gennifer Flowers' daughter!

New York - (Whitewater Mystery News): No amount of bullshit spin can hide it. And next weekend's Clinton/Mezvinsky-Lewinsky nuptials caper is oozing karmic payback by the BP barrel load. What actually triggered it may be the oh-so-surreptitious...
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Funny story:  John 'Underpants' Major tests DNA positive for Nick Cleggover paternity

John 'Underpants' Major tests DNA positive for Nick Cleggover paternity

London - (Thongs Can Only Get Wetter): A sordid Whitehole (sic) rumor mill says the ex-Prime Monster is Nick Cleggover's birth father. John 'Underpants' Major was famously blasted by Blair mouthpiece Alastair Campbell about 'tucking his shirt-tail...
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Funny story:  John Major To Make A Major Comeback

John Major To Make A Major Comeback

London, Shortly after dinner time - Ex PM John Major, son of a circus clown father and a contortionist circus performer mother, originally from Electric Avenue, Brixton, South London today announced that he was making a comeback in order to lead the...
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Funny story:  Ex-UK Prime Monster John Major: spooks are bugging me!

Ex-UK Prime Monster John Major: spooks are bugging me!

Whitehall, London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Former Prime Monster John Major has made an official complaint that his phone calls and emails are being bugged and that samples of his DNA have been found on a UK police database under an alias linked to KG...
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Funny story:  Terror probe cops eye the Con in Conran

Terror probe cops eye the Con in Conran

London - (Associated Mess): Officers of the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Terrorist Branch have issued a statement naming London greasy-spoon cafe proprietor and serial self-publicist Terence Conran as their John Major number one head of UK organi...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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