The Darwins, those masters in the art of deception, who were given 6-year-plus jail sentences this week for Pulling The Wool Over The Eyes Of Authority, have gone missing again on their way to incarceration.
The wife of missing canoeist John Darwin, was today convicted of setting Womble traps in the garden of her Hartlepool mansion.
Anne Darwin the ex canoeists wife recently found guilty of fraud is 'up shit creek' according to a respected lawyer. Her conviction follows the faked death of her husband Peter while canoeing the North East.
Anne Darwin, the wife of 'missing' supposedly drowned canoeist John Darwin, has told a court that she wished he really had drowned, instead of turning up again after 5 years like a bad penny.
John Darwin, the canoeist who went missing for 5 years before turning up again at a London police station four months ago, has gone missing again.
Cleveland - (Disaster Mess): Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder yet another seismic tremor has hit the case of fraudulent 'missing' canoeist John Darwin.
Cleveland - (Disaster Mess): The two adult sons of fraudster canoeist John Darwin have been advised to hire the same firm of lawyers as used by the McCanns after a week of headline news asserting they are 'mere victims' of their parents'...
Hartlepool - (Moronic Mess): Death-feigning canoe man John Darwin may have obtained a false passport by stealing the identity of a dead dog according to police sources today.
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