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Prime Monster told to shut up over Obama campaign guru David Axelrod

Funny story: Prime Monster told to shut up over Obama campaign guru David Axelrod

London - And it's curtains for the fascist UK PM as the Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, told the packed lower House that David Cameron 'is finished' amid controversial David Axelrod remarks. "He can take it from me he is finished!,"...

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Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

Funny story: Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

John Bercow will have a tough time keeping the lid on parliament questions this week as steamy new texts are revealed between PM David Cameron and Rebekuh Brooks, she of the flowing chesnut mane, and recent phone hacking scandals. The texts reveal alleged salacious details after the pair joined up for some spirited bare back riding in the idyllic British country side. Here are just a few of...

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Adding Up the Tab for Speaker Bercow's 'Dirty Weekend' Leaves Taxpayers Holding his Baggage!

Funny story: Adding Up the Tab for Speaker Bercow's 'Dirty Weekend' Leaves Taxpayers Holding his Baggage!

Financial expense questions continue as it can be revealed that Commons Speaker John Bercow spent hundreds of pounds rushing to a tryst with wife "Long Tall Sally' in her ill timed and ill fated efforts to appear on Big Brother! Speaker Berco...

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Gold coins mark greasy pole in Speaker Bercow's new coat of arms

Funny story: Gold coins mark greasy pole in Speaker Bercow's new coat of arms

London - Heraldry experts are pissing themselves silly tonight at John Bercow's foray into deluded hubris and, er, other daft but predictable stuff. The unveiling of his official portrait and personal coat of arms saw much jaw-dropping as a golden...

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Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Funny story: Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Cries of 'Shame', 'Scandal', 'Wanker' and even worse reverberated around Parliament today after Speaker John Bercow revealed to a shocked House that Suri Cruise had out bid his wife, Sally, for the coveted hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the Royal W...

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They gave my kids nits and I'm not happy, says Call me Davindra Cameroon

Funny story: They gave my kids nits and I'm not happy, says Call me Davindra Cameroon

Call me Dave, went to Munich, gave a racist speech to appease the racist Angela Merkel and the Tory right wing. Now, he is reported to be livid at the reaction to his speech. Insiders at Downing Street, insist that the speech was all about the...

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John Bercow Forced to Apologize for Striking Ed Miliband Ater Seeing Him Licking His Lips Over Wife's Nude Sheet Shoot!

Petite speaker John Bercow, 5'3', was forced to apologize after a physical row with Ed Miliband when he took offense to the Labour Leader licking his lips incessantly while ogling the recent naked picture of his wife Sally, 6'7" smeared all over loca...

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My husband's Jewish - but not so orthodox that we have hole-in-the-sheet sex says Sally Bercow

Funny story: My husband's Jewish - but not so orthodox that we have hole-in-the-sheet sex says Sally Bercow

London - (Reuterus): That notorious bedsheet caper may come to haunt the Speaker Bercows amid reports a 'large aperture' was airbrushed from newspaper pics. "The mere idea of slashed-sheet intercourse is itself a gross phallacy," an irate Golders...

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Storm in a Bedsheet - Mr Bercow Will Go Potty

Funny story: Storm in a Bedsheet - Mr Bercow Will Go Potty

"'I look a complete idiot': Sally Bercow reacts to the furore over the 'storm in a bedsheet' photoshoot in front of Parliament Sally Bercow, wife of the House of Commons Speaker, today admitted she had been "stitched up like a kipper" and had made...

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Sally 'Sex Bomb' Bercow: bedsheet made me look a t***! (£50K modelling fee soon softened the blow)

Funny story: Sally 'Sex Bomb' Bercow: bedsheet made me look a t***! (£50K modelling fee soon softened the blow)

London - (Dildo Baggins News): The 'Poison Dwarf' Speaker's wife is said to be fool (sic) of shame - as a reported £50,000 modelling cheque snuggles down comfily in her bank account. Some tacky bedsheet-draped semi-nude newspaper pics were meant...

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Sally Bercow's Love Life Too Public, Say Neighbours

Funny story: Sally Bercow's Love Life Too Public, Say Neighbours

Revelations that John and Helen Bercow's love life has been boosted by living in their official apartment are no surprise to embarrassed neighbours. House of Commons' Speaker's wife Helen has astonished Parliament by taking part in a photo shoot,...

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OMG! Camilla is Mr 'Not F****** Royalty' Speaker Bercow's birth mother, yuck!

Funny story: OMG! Camilla is Mr 'Not F****** Royalty' Speaker Bercow's birth mother, yuck!

London - (Social Slimers): The Palace is refusing to rubbish sordid mother/son rumors circling like vultures over some juicy carry-on (sic). But Camilla Fucker-Proles's DNA is all over Mr 'Not F***ing Royalty' Speaker's genetic profile. In a hi...

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House of Commons Speaker in 'shagging royalty' row

Funny story: House of Commons Speaker in 'shagging royalty' row

London - (Reuterus & Royal Ass): Is House of Commons Speaker John Bercow 'up the Palace's arse?' The filthy row exploded over reports of Bercow 'being in bed with Prince William' following Tuesday's vote on sovereignty. Deputy chair of the...

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Utter Gobshites! - WTF?

Funny story: Utter Gobshites! - WTF?

This morning's Irish Daily Star led with the front page blaring out, "Utter Gobshites." How angry can you be to use such language against your own Government? Perhaps this gentleman is the perfect example of controlled anger. what RTE cut off last night that has angered the Irish Perhaps we can say that the Irish are justifiably angry? What, then, should we say about Mr Godfrey B...

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The Tories (and the LibDems) will never learn

Funny story: The Tories (and the LibDems) will never learn

It has been a hectic afternoon for the ConDemned coalition. First the Deputy Prime Minister, then the Secretary of State for Education were dragged through the House of Commons by the opposition. An opposition, in Nick Clegg's case that included many...

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Order! Order!

Funny story: Order! Order!

For our overseas readers and writers, the Speaker of the House of Commons utters these words to silence the Commons. The position of Speaker goes back to the 14th century and it is possibly the most respected post in the United Kingdom. The curren...

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UN Called In As Speaker Election Result Queried

Funny story: UN Called In As Speaker Election Result Queried

The United Nations has been called in to investigate election malpractice allegations following the election of a new speaker of the House of Commons. The allegations centre around the involvement of Lord Mandy of Dunspinning. He is thought to have b...

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"Keep It Brief" Speaker Tells MPs

Funny story: "Keep It Brief" Speaker Tells MPs

The new speaker in the House of Commons has told MPs not to make long winded speeches. Speaking to an empty chamber John Cowbear said "If this place is to remain relevant then long speeches need to end." Many people find it strange that he is unaw...

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