Professor Jacqueline Toujours, Dean of the School of Sports Medicine and Automobile Repair at Toulouse, France has issued a press release declaring that jockstraps in male athletes impede fertility and contribute to the phenomenon of "ball drop" in l...
Caught in a disaster? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Jockstrap. Simply unsnap the jockstrap, and slip it over your head.
Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ignoble Award for the invention last year, an annual tribute to scientific research t...
Women's team sports players in basketball, volleyball, soccer, softball, and field hockey are upset about new NCAA guidelines that say that all participants in all team sports must wear athletic supporters (a.k.a. jockstraps). The guideline, known a...
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