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'Saville Inquiry' clue in Jill Dando cold case review

Funny story: 'Saville Inquiry' clue in Jill Dando cold case review

London - "Sounds as plausible a theory as any daft Red Top bollocks," a BBC 'deep throat' hinted today, "churned out ad nauseam since her death." Speaking in hushed tones at a secret Barking potting shed rendezvous the informer reckons the Britis...

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Barry George Bush gets compensation bid nod

Funny story: Barry George Bush gets compensation bid nod

London - The man exonerated of the Jill Dando killing has won the fight for a miscarriage of justice Appeal. Eight years behind bars saw Barry George Bush wrongly punished in an unsolved murder mystery still baffling the cops. Dubbed a 'weirdo'...

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Did they hack Jill Dando too?

Funny story: Did they hack Jill Dando too?

London - Exonerated Fulham weirdo Barry George Bush is having none of it, of course. But pals at a corner cafe where he gets his bacon butty brekkie today demanded answers from Rebekah Brooks. Was Dando being hacked because of something connect...

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Mobile phone hacking row: was Jill Dando's phone bugged?

Funny story: Mobile phone hacking row: was Jill Dando's phone bugged?

London - The mystery of TV girl's unsolved killing took another bizarre twist this week. Private eye Jonathan Rees' acquittal of the 1987 axe murder of former business partner Daniel Morgan threw up tantalising details of his corrupt empire. Th...

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Barry George Bush goes potty for Katie Price's Freddy Bulsara act!

Funny story: Barry George Bush goes potty for Katie Price's Freddy Bulsara act!

London - (Catatonic Relief): He previously went nuts for singer Cheryl Cole and Sky News presenter Kay Burley. This weekend the man who didn't kill Jill Dando said he'd love to join Katie Price on stage in a Comic Relief double act special. Als...

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Barry George Bush: "Vincent Tabak Is Innocent, OK?"

Funny story: Barry George Bush: "Vincent Tabak Is Innocent, OK?"

London - (Big Bang Theories): The man who didn't kill Jill Dando said today it could all be a terrible mistake. George, 69, was banged up for nearly eight years at Her Maj's Pleasure before being acquitted on Appeal. Speaking to pals at the Gow...

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Barry George Bush disgust as failed Dando probe cop gets New Year gong from Queen

Funny story: Barry George Bush disgust as failed Dando probe cop gets New Year gong from Queen

London - (Crimebotch): He famously nailed the Fulham weirdo without a smidgen of conventional evidence - such as a gun, a bullet or even a motive. The subsequent quashing on appeal of Barry George Bush's murder conviction should have seen Detect...

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Barry George Bush blames police stitch-up

Funny story: Barry George Bush blames police stitch-up

Fulham - (Forensic Mess): A wrongful imprisonment compensation appeal has heard Barry George Bush finger 'lunatics' in the Met for framing him in the Jill Dando murder case. George spent eight years behind bars because of 'trumped up' forensic evi...

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Barry George Bush wants to go on Oprah, blames 'police inside job'

Funny story: Barry George Bush wants to go on Oprah, blames 'police inside job'

London - (Crimebotch): The man who didn't kill Jill Dando wants to go on the Oprah show 'just like Fergie' and finger the cops who fitted him up. Barry George Bush blames ex-Met Commissioner Lord Blair of Weasel Towers for the stitch-up which saw...

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Sole Dando shooting witness dead

Funny story: Sole Dando shooting witness dead

London - (Crimebotch Mess): In scenes totally unreminiscent of poor old Mrs Cody's death in A Fish Called Wanda the only witness to the 1999 Jill Dando shooting has died. Geoffrey Upfill-Brown saw the TV presenter's killer and later passed over su...

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Barry George Bush cleans up in megabucks libel payout

Funny story: Barry George Bush cleans up in megabucks libel payout

London - (Tossers): The man who didn't kill Crimebotch presenter Jill Dando has won millions in libel compensation from a UK tabloid grope - er, group! Barry George Bush sued The Spun and Spews of The World after being branded a relative of convi...

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Boy George Wanted For Questioning Over Jill Dando M*rder

Funny story: Boy George Wanted For Questioning Over Jill Dando M*rder

The new name on policemen's lips with regard to the m*rder of TV presenter Jill Dando is singer, producer and well-known Cokemeister, Boy George, it has been assumed...by me. George, real name Dowd O'Boy, has escaped the attention of the police fo...

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Jill Dando Knocker Shocker

Funny story: Jill Dando Knocker Shocker

The Jill Dando Memorial Fund (the JDMF) has announced the launch of a new range of door accessories in memory of Miss Dando, to be entitled "Jill's Knockers."...

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Crimebotch presenters framed me says convicted Dando killer

Funny story: Crimebotch presenters framed me says convicted Dando killer

Court of Appeal, London - (Stitch-Up Mess): Barry George has told an Appeal Court judge that Crimebotch presenters framed him for Jill Dando's death "because the show would have bombed if that Nick Ross had been collared," acco...

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Ousted Crimebotch anchorman Nick Ross is Dando murder suspect

Funny story: Ousted Crimebotch anchorman Nick Ross is Dando murder suspect

London - (Rotters): Crimebotch anchorman Nick Ross has emerged as a top suspect in the April 1999 murder of colleague Jill Dando.

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Dando killer wins another appeal hearing

Funny story: Dando killer wins another appeal hearing

London - (Ass Mess): Barry George, the convicted killer of Crimebotch presenter Jill Dando, has won the right to a second appeal against his murder sentence which he says framed him for a vendetta attack by a retired senior cop working as a...

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