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A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

Funny story: A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

Being the chair of the local Mermaid Public Relations Committee isn't all it's cracked up to be. Like today, for example, I'd like to be out swimming around in the ocean with the other mermaids. Instead I'm tasked with reading the entries of my fellow mermaids to a short story contest by a local magazine and choosing the ones that will proceed to the next round of the competition. The magazine edi...

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Olivia Black fired by 'Pawn Stars' shop causes surprise

Funny story: Olivia Black fired by 'Pawn Stars' shop causes surprise

People in the public were surprised to hear that Olivia Black was fired by a pawn shop after racy photos of her surfaced online. 'Pawn Stars' shop runs a reality television show on the History Channel. Olivia Black's employment record for '...

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The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VII; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VII; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

My friend Shylock Humes and myself were sitting in a London growler, in the inky-shadowed street outside the villa of Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers. This villa was, I hoped, to be the scene of the great denouement of our adventure, in which all the various skeins, threads and loose ends gathered so painstakingly by my friend, would at last be tied, tidied and secured in lots of lov...

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Mockingbird Sings, So Woman Doesn't Get Diamond Ring

Funny story: Mockingbird Sings, So Woman Doesn't Get Diamond Ring

A woman in Montreal is upset with her husband due to his recent present to her of a mockingbird for her birthday. When she received the gift, her spouse promised Elaine Tucker that "it won't sing." He also told her that if it fulfilled this conditi...

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Idiot Returns $23,000 in Found Cash, Jewels.

Funny story: Idiot Returns $23,000 in Found Cash, Jewels.

New Jerseyans are scratching their heads over the story about two idiots; a woman who lost a backpack full of cash and jewels, and the moron who found and returned it. Joseph Monto, a 33-year-old mechanic and certified dumbass, spotted a backpack...

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Hip-Hop Rapper's Neck Snaps Under Weight of Gold Chain Necklace

Funny story: Hip-Hop Rapper's Neck Snaps Under Weight of Gold Chain Necklace

Myron Skimsdale, otherwise known on stage as "Heavy G" suffered what was first reported as a serious neck injury while performing on stage in Miami when the momentum of his gold chain managed to snap hard to the right, taking his neck with it. Hea...

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US teen says her suspension from school for sporting nose-ring violates her First Amendment right to exercise her religion; Church of American Nudists rallies to her rescue

Funny story: US teen says her suspension from school for sporting nose-ring violates her First Amendment right to exercise her religion; Church of American Nudists rallies to her rescue

RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA: This 'Christian' community is being rocked with an unexpected Civil Rights issue. A 14-year-old schoolgirl's nose piercing has resulted in her being suspended from school and forcing her into a fight over her First Amendment...

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De Beers Riddle Solved

Funny story: De Beers Riddle Solved

The answer to the riddle of why De Beers was targeted in an audacious raid by thieves has been met with incredulity by the Police. They had assumed they were after a super-cool gang. The truth is that some lads got a bit lost in London, after havi...

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Miley Cyrus Jewelry For Teens Pulled From Market

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Jewelry For Teens Pulled From Market

Miley Cyrus paused in her busy schedule today to apologize to her many fans, saying that she didn't know the jewelry could be harmful. Jewelry for teens endorsed by the singer has been found to contain cadmium as the jewelry was actually made in C...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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