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Funny story:  Sandra Bullock Admits She's In The Market For A Boy Toy

Sandra Bullock Admits She's In The Market For A Boy Toy

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, the actress who was married to "Messy" Jesse James one of the most tattooed men in the entire United States, has stated that she is reevaluating what she is looking for in a man. Bullock, who is 48, said that she thin...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler Denies The Existence of A Sex Tape of Her and Jesse James

Chelsea Handler Denies The Existence of A Sex Tape of Her and Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the most vulgar women on television, Chelsea Handler has denied the existence of a sex tape in which she is the female participant and Jesse James is the male participant. The 38-year-old talk show host told Bedroom Pillow...
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Funny story:  Jesse James Takes Wife #4

Jesse James Takes Wife #4

LOS ANGELES - The man known as "Messy" Jesse James has just gotten married for the fourth time. And the lucky or perhaps unlucky new bride is 35-year-old drag racer Alexis "Tattoos" Dejoria, who just happens to be the daughter of a billionaire, hm...
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Funny story:  Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kat Von D was in West Holly visiting the most famous tattoo artist in the country, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater. Frazzlewater has tattooed some of the most famous celebrities on both coasts. He has given Kat some of her...
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Funny story:  Jesse James shoots Ned Kelly!

Jesse James shoots Ned Kelly!

Ned Kelly, Irish-catholic, Australian rebel and bandit has just been buried after he lost a shoot-out with Jesse James in heaven. The whole thing started after a fight in a saloon called "Heaven and Hell Whores and Nuns". Jesse called Ned an Irish...
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Funny story:  Kat Von D Gets Engaged!

Kat Von D Gets Engaged!

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - One of America's most tattooed females, Kat Von D is floating on Cloud 9. She has just announced that her on-again, off-again boyfriend Joel Zimmerman AKA Deadmau5, a local L.A. disc jockey, has asked her to be his pe...
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Funny story:  Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

SAN FRANCISCO - Kat Von D, who is one of the most tattooed women in America, has just had seven of the ink markings removed. Von D, who dumped her fiancé "Messy" Jesse James after she found out he had been unfaithful with 20 different women, said...
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Funny story:  Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

VENICE BEACH, California - Kat Von D is perhaps one of the most tattooed women in the entire country. The former fianceé of "Messy" Jesse James has said that she has become addicted to tattoos and now has more than most American males over the age...
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Funny story:  Sandra Bullock Reveals Secrets About Ex-Husband Jesse James

Sandra Bullock Reveals Secrets About Ex-Husband Jesse James

AUSTN - Sandra Bullock has shown that she weathered the breakup of her marriage to "Messy" Jesse James with flying colors. Bullock did admit recently to Fajita San Guacamole with The Hollywood Innuendo that when she first learned that James had ch...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is reportedly still upset that he was not invited to be a special guest of Queen Elizabeth II, during the Summer Olympics in London. Prior to the Olympics, Brand had bragged to his girlfriend Kate Gosselin that he was cer...
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Funny story:  Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Buy Russell Brand's The Blue Tattoo Ranch In Texas

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Buy Russell Brand's The Blue Tattoo Ranch In Texas

SAN ANTONIO - The young stars of The Vampire Diaries flew into San Antonio to tour the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch which is owned by Russell Brand. The beautiful, sprawling, working cattle ranch was originally owned by country legend George Strai...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Glenn Beck: Hey Rush, how the hell are you holding up you big mouth scumbag? 9:03 a.m. Rush Limbaugh: Oh, I guess I'm okay Glenn, considering that so far I have lost 11 of my radio talk show sponsors. 9:07 a.m. Glenn Beck: I know the feeling fat boy believe me. I lost every single one of my sponsors and as you know shortly after that I lost my job and now I'm getting...
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Funny story:  It Appears That Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Could Be Getting Married Pretty Soon

It Appears That Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Could Be Getting Married Pretty Soon

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Just one week ago the two lovebirds known as Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were really involved in a highly heated discussion about her tattoos. Liam had flat out told her that he wanted for her to get them removed. Miley replie...
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Funny story:  Kat Von D To Host A New Reality Game Show Called, "Celebrity Crotch Tattoos"

Kat Von D To Host A New Reality Game Show Called, "Celebrity Crotch Tattoos"

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most tattooed women in America has just agreed to be the host of her very own reality game show. Kat Von D, the ex-future wife of "Messy" Jesse James spoke with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and told her that production on...
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Funny story:  Jesse James Finally Admits That He Did Cheat On Kat Von D - But Only With 19 Women!

Jesse James Finally Admits That He Did Cheat On Kat Von D - But Only With 19 Women!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - After weeks and weeks of denial, Jesse James has finally decided to tell the truth. "Messy" Jesse spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and he said that he could not keep it a secret any longer. He confessed that he...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga States That There Is No Sex Video of Her And Jesse James

Lady Gaga States That There Is No Sex Video of Her And Jesse James

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga recently went shopping for some fruit items which she said will become part of her next costume. She came out of Guido & Giuseppe's Fruit Basket Shop with three papayas, two guavas, two honeydew melons, and an assortm...
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Funny story:  Jesse James Caught Playing 'Tongue Hockey' With Amanda Knox

Jesse James Caught Playing 'Tongue Hockey' With Amanda Knox

WALLA WALLA, Washington - It appears that Jesse James may have gotten over his addiction to Kat Von D. The much tattooed "Messy" Jesse was according to Woody Velcro of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres caught in the clutches of Amanda Knox parked on a farm...
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell Warns Jesse James That He Had Better Keep His Tattooed Hands Off Her New Sexy Girlfriend

Rosie O'Donnell Warns Jesse James That He Had Better Keep His Tattooed Hands Off Her New Sexy Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell just found out that Jesse James and Kat Von D are no longer together again for the third or fourth time this year. She quickly stated that "Messy" Jesse better keep his grungy tattooed hands off of her new girlfrien...
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