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Amazing Discovery in Corpse of Outlaw Jesse James!

Funny story: Amazing Discovery in Corpse of Outlaw Jesse James!

In Kearney, Missouri a few years ago, the body of the person thought to be that of Jesse James the outlaw was dug up and taken to a laboratory to decide for a certainty that that is who the bones belonged to. After careful testing, the experts sta...

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Harry Connick, Jr. - Yes, I Love Sandra Bullock, But I'm Married

LOS ANGELES - Singing sensation Harry Connick, Jr., has said that there is one actress that he really and truly admires and that woman is Sandra Bullock. Harry recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that Sandy has everything that a...

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Jesse James Is Furious About His New Tattoo

Funny story: Jesse James Is Furious About His New Tattoo

LOS ANGELES - Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, is reportedly very upset at his latest tattoo which he had done in Tijuana, Mexico. It seems that James told the tattoo artist identified as Tattoo Torres that he wanted a tattoo of a Komod...

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Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

SAN ANTONIO - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder purchased the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch located outside of San Antonio in the summer of 2012. And now that the couple has ended their relationship they have decided to sell the sprawling ranch compl...

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Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock is reportedly very upset at the recent photos that have surfaced on the Internet that claim to show her in the nude. Bullock stated that first of all she does not own a pair of pink sandals and secondly she does not ha...

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Justin Bieber Starting To Give Kat Von D and Jesse James Some Serious Competition in The Tattoo Department

Funny story: Justin Bieber Starting To Give Kat Von D and Jesse James Some Serious Competition in The Tattoo Department

CHICAGO - Justin Bieber says he is doing his level best to try and stay out of trouble but that's kinda like Kirstie Alley saying she is going to cut back on her cookies consumption. Bieber who appears to be trying so hard to become one of the "Bi...

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Sandra Bullock Says That She and Noted Paparazzi Photographer Rico Chorizo Are Just Friends

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says That She and Noted Paparazzi Photographer Rico Chorizo Are Just Friends

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, 48, recently stated to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she would love to find a nice, caring, devoted man and settle down with him in her luxuriously exquisite $2.7 million New Orleans mansion Château Creol...

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Kat Von D's Body Has Finally Run Out of Tattoo Room

Funny story: Kat Von D's Body Has Finally Run Out of Tattoo Room

REDONDO BEACH - Kat Von D who was at one time supposed to have married fellow tattoo enthusiast Jesse James has revealed what many knew was coming sooner or later. Miss Von D told Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Tapioca Swizzle that she has flat ru...

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Sandra Bullock Admits She's In The Market For A Boy Toy

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Admits She's In The Market For A Boy Toy

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, the actress who was married to "Messy" Jesse James one of the most tattooed men in the entire United States, has stated that she is reevaluating what she is looking for in a man. Bullock, who is 48, said that she thin...

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Chelsea Handler Denies The Existence of A Sex Tape of Her and Jesse James

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Denies The Existence of A Sex Tape of Her and Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the most vulgar women on television, Chelsea Handler has denied the existence of a sex tape in which she is the female participant and Jesse James is the male participant. The 38-year-old talk show host told Bedroom Pillow...

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Jesse James Takes Wife #4

Funny story: Jesse James Takes Wife #4

LOS ANGELES - The man known as "Messy" Jesse James has just gotten married for the fourth time. And the lucky or perhaps unlucky new bride is 35-year-old drag racer Alexis "Tattoos" Dejoria, who just happens to be the daughter of a billionaire, hm...

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Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

Funny story: Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kat Von D was in West Holly visiting the most famous tattoo artist in the country, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater. Frazzlewater has tattooed some of the most famous celebrities on both coasts. He has given Kat some of her...

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Jesse James shoots Ned Kelly!

Funny story: Jesse James shoots Ned Kelly!

Ned Kelly, Irish-catholic, Australian rebel and bandit has just been buried after he lost a shoot-out with Jesse James in heaven. The whole thing started after a fight in a saloon called "Heaven and Hell Whores and Nuns". Jesse called Ned an Irish...

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Kat Von D Gets Engaged!

Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Engaged!

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - One of America's most tattooed females, Kat Von D is floating on Cloud 9. She has just announced that her on-again, off-again boyfriend Joel Zimmerman AKA Deadmau5, a local L.A. disc jockey, has asked her to be his pe...

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Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

SAN FRANCISCO - Kat Von D, who is one of the most tattooed women in America, has just had seven of the ink markings removed. Von D, who dumped her fiancé "Messy" Jesse James after she found out he had been unfaithful with 20 different women, said...

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Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

Funny story: Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

VENICE BEACH, California - Kat Von D is perhaps one of the most tattooed women in the entire country. The former fianceé of "Messy" Jesse James has said that she has become addicted to tattoos and now has more than most American males over the age...

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Sandra Bullock Reveals Secrets About Ex-Husband Jesse James

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Reveals Secrets About Ex-Husband Jesse James

AUSTN - Sandra Bullock has shown that she weathered the breakup of her marriage to "Messy" Jesse James with flying colors. Bullock did admit recently to Fajita San Guacamole with The Hollywood Innuendo that when she first learned that James had ch...

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Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

Funny story: Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is reportedly still upset that he was not invited to be a special guest of Queen Elizabeth II, during the Summer Olympics in London. Prior to the Olympics, Brand had bragged to his girlfriend Kate Gosselin that he was cer...

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