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Funny story: Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Scholars at the Shrine of the Book museum in Jerusalem were shocked today when a fragment of the dead sea scrolls being studied for the first time under ultraviolet light stated that Jesus did not invent The Big Society and in no way condones the act...
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Funny story: Jerusalem: City of culture

Jerusalem: City of culture

Derry is by no means the only city in the world that ever got the "City of Culture" gong. A lost book by ancient historian Josephus could set the world alight if it is released to the public. Archaeologists came across the script in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe it to be genuine. It describes in detail what exactly happened to Jesus Christ. According to Josephus, Jerusalem had been g...
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Funny story: Women of the Wall and Ultra Orthodox men embrace, dance hava nagilla together

Women of the Wall and Ultra Orthodox men embrace, dance hava nagilla together

The Women of the Wall, a group of pluralistic Jewish women, who have been meeting the first day of every Jewish month at Jerusalem's Western Wall since 1988, finally reached their goal this week when Ultra Orthodox men embraced the group with open ar...
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Funny story: Romney in Jerusalem: "That's one wail of a wall you got there, guys!"

Romney in Jerusalem: "That's one wail of a wall you got there, guys!"

According to the press corps traveling with the Romney campaign the trip to Israel was to be the crowning moment of a world tour that, as yet, had been a disaster. Campaign aides breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that Israeli Prime MinisterBenja...
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Funny story: Pacifist priests have broom battle in Bethlehem!

Pacifist priests have broom battle in Bethlehem!

Two rival groups of priests, one holier than the other, have fought out a broom battle in the church where Jesus is believed to have been born. A group of Greek orthodox priests grabbed every broom available to knock the lights out of a group of Arme...
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Funny story: Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Jerusalem - The US author and humorist first hinted at the extraterrestrial silo's existence during his 1867 travels around the Middle East. Today the publication of aerial shots showing a 'massive subterranean matrix' under the 7th century AD Isl...
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Funny story: Hezbollah Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

Hezbollah Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

Hezbollah leader, Sheik Hassan Nasrullah, met today with United Nations Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon, demanding that the UN convene an emergency meeting immediately to standardize language condemning Israel. Stating that it is readily apparent...
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Funny story: Pope does great stand-up routine in Jerusalem

Pope does great stand-up routine in Jerusalem

Pope Benedict today did a great concert in Jerusalem, winning many standing ovations for his excellent and famously tasteless comedy routine. 'Hi!', he shouted, running on to the stage there, dressed as a woman, 'how're ya doing, Israel?', to loud cheers from the huge audience. 'A funny thing happened to me on the way here', he said. 'A woman shouted out 'We don't want you Nazi swine coming her...
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Funny story: Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Dan Brown's newest novel, The Lost Symbol, will not be released to the public until September. It is expected to have "Harry Potter like numbers" for the initial release and publishers have ordered more than ten million copies to be printed for this...
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Funny story: God authored unearthed documents in Jerusalem

God authored unearthed documents in Jerusalem

Jerusalem - Rare documents were uncovered by archeologists this week believed to have been written by God prior to His creation of heaven and earth. Professor Calloused Hands, an archeologist teaching at the University of Wailing Wall in Jerusale...
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Funny story: Obama Gives Away Jerusalem to the Jews!

Obama Gives Away Jerusalem to the Jews!

In his speech before a US Jewish organization, Barack Hussein Obama wanted to reassure his audience that they had nothing to fear from a Presidential candidate whose name sounds like it came off a terrorist watch list.
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Funny story: Gospel of Peter found in Jerusalem

Gospel of Peter found in Jerusalem

The Gospel of Peter has been discovered on a building site in Jerusalem, and already authenticated and carbon dated to the time of Jesus, it is being touted as the most significant religious find in the last 2,000 years
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Funny story: New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

In the Middle-Eastern city of Jerusalem a new religion is rapidly spreading, preaching peace on Earth, forgiveness of sins, and love for one's neighbour. This religion is Christianity.
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Funny story: The Ark of the Covenant returned to Jerusalem

The Ark of the Covenant returned to Jerusalem

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Funny story: Foreskin of Christ found!

Foreskin of Christ found!

Jerusalem - Amazing news from Jerusalem today as a team of Isreali archeologists from the Unviversity of Tel Aviv, sensationally confirmed that the foreskin of the infant baby Jesus, known to followers throughout the world as the "Christ" h...
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Funny story: Kate Burton: "I'm Clinically Insane"

Kate Burton: "I'm Clinically Insane"

JERUSALEM - At a press conference here today, Kate Burton opened with a one sentence statement, echoing a California actor turned governor: "I'll be back." Wearing a new keffiyeh, which was a gift from her kidnappers, and fashionably dressed in an or...
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Funny story: Shocking Revelations as Jesus' Personal Journal Found

Shocking Revelations as Jesus' Personal Journal Found

The site of an explosion detonated by Palestinians in the center of Jerusalem has become the destination of interest to archaeologists, historians and theologians around the world as what appears to be the holiest of documents ever unearthed, the per...
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Funny story: Jesus Rises From The Dead Again - Theology Screwed

Jesus Rises From The Dead Again - Theology Screwed

Theologians the world over are in an uproar today because Jesus of Nazareth has risen from the dead again. Climbing up out of a manhole in Jerusalem, the dishevelled, bearded Jesus disrupted traffic for over an hour as authorities searched him for w...
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Breaking News...

Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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