OSLO, Norway - The Norwegian government has stated that they will no longer be sending sardines to Russia.
The decision was made due to the fact that Russian leader Vladimir Putin is not backing off of his aggression against the Ukraine.
MIAMI - The United States Department of Hurricanes has just informed the national news media that they have made a fabulous discovery.
A team of oceanic scientists working under the leadership of Dr. Cleopatra Mangosteen [Harvard-1993] have discov...
Jellyfish who have illegally settled in the UK have been told to Go Home by the Government. Ice Cream vans have been touring seaside resorts, where these illegal immigrants are known to be lurking, in an effort to get them to leave before they are pr...
NEW YORK CITY - Lately it seems that Lady Gaga has been sharing the entertainment news front pages with Lindsay Lohan, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga recently performed before a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. Reports ar...
Japan - Introduced into Japan's temperate waters in 1921, the progeny of a mating pair of Nomura's Jellyfish are set to cause catastrophe in the Pacific Ring Of Fire's quake-hit zone.
Seismologists said today up to 10 million of the giant beasties...
To millions he was the rubber-necked, cuddly, alien youngster from a planet far, far away who was apparently abandoned on planet earth but was discovered and cared for by a young boy. However, a new book claims E.T. the Extra Terrestrial was a mature...
A new study by Psychologists at the University of Jutland claims that having a break after learning something might help the brain to remember it.
Even a short rest might prove useful, the new research headed by Professor Jens Convolvulus suggests...
Wiltshire - (Fishy Tales Mess): Are alien implant transmissions from Octomom's vagina responsible?
The sudden apparition in a Wiltshire rapeseed field of a gigantic jellyfish crop circle this week has left the CIA thunderfucked.
The 250-metre p...
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