The latest research from Roundtree University in Leicester has shown what every pre-pubescent child has always known: Jelly is a super food!
"It's quite remarkable," said chief nutritionist, Henry Murray, of the Gelatine Independent Research Labor...
As financial crises hit countries around the world, Europe has been particularly hard hit. But little is heard of poor Belgium, its small economy nestling hairily between the driving buttocks of Europe - France and Germany.
While Portugal, Greece...
Manufacturers of marmalade, jelly, and preserves feel that they have a large enough grievance against jelly bottlers to sue them for equal time. Dabney Rind or Smith's Marmalade Corporation, speaking for all of the plaintiffs in the lawsuit, issued...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Linda Lovelace has been an assistant to Britney Spears for nearly three years, but says she never thought the day would come that she might get to experience something like this. "I know to some people it might not be that big a de...
The mysterious jelly-like green substance found in spots around the British Isles this past month has finally been identified. First publicised by IainB at TheSpoof.com, authorities were unable to determine what it was.
Tagging the goo, "Thatcher...
The 'Mysterious Jelly' saga took a new turn today when a second reporter followed up the recent excellent coverage.
The green jelly-like substance which has been spotted all over the UK has appeared around the same time as the current period of sn...
Around the British Isles as the snow melts, a strange jelly like substance is coming to light in several areas of the country. And this is not the first time it's been spotted.
The jelly substance contains no identifiable DNA, and resists all atte...
After three short years of helping to architect big ugly software solutions to what were perceived to be simple little business problems, Skippy Winklestein, technical staff geek and architect at Jelly Services, will abide by his final 'separation ag...
Hungarian mother, Marizka Twatalov , gave birth to a very healthy 25lb jelly baby in Puskas General hospital last Saturday evening after a gruelling wait of 6 days in a cramped ward. Her husband, Boris Twatal...
London, AssPress-: It has been noticed by various media watchers that the intelligence level of the average news story has declined of late in an effort to keep up (or down) with the ever decreasing attention span of...
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