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Funny story: Study Reveals Jeans Do Not Make Asses Look Fat

Study Reveals Jeans Do Not Make Asses Look Fat

LOS ANGELES, CA - An ongoing UCLA study has recently unveiled results that may shock many. "Jeans do not make a woman's ass look fat," reported Dr. Mack Daday, "a woman's ass makes a woman's ass look fat, plain and simple." Some of the studen...
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Funny story: Baltimore Does Away With "Casual Friday"

Baltimore Does Away With "Casual Friday"

BALTIMORE - Reports coming out of the Maryland city that is famous for its orioles have a lot of office workers quite upset and literally fit to be tied. The city council has decided to do away with the age old tradition of Casual Friday, in which...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Dons Expensive Jeans

Mitt Romney Dons Expensive Jeans

In an apparent attempt to lessen the negative political fallout from his wife Ann's gaffe in wearing a $1,000 blouse, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney showed up at a campaign event in a $2,000 pair of jeans. "These are designer pants...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attend Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez' Party Honoring Levi Strauss - The Blue Jean King

Lindsay Lohan and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attend Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez' Party Honoring Levi Strauss - The Blue Jean King

MALIBU BEACH - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, who are both big fans of blue jeans, just threw a Blue Jean Party honoring the man who invented Levi's none other than Levi Strauss. The Left Coast fandango took place at Rob Pattinson's exquisite Mal...
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Funny story: Jeans influence how much sleep you need

Jeans influence how much sleep you need

A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts. Researchers planned to su...
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Funny story: No Excuses Jeans Revamped and Relaunched

No Excuses Jeans Revamped and Relaunched

As I speak with Jeff Haley, I notice that he smokes...a lot. Jeff is the owner of No Excuses Jeans a once defunct line of jeans for which he bought the rights of the name two years ago. The line was started during the Gary Hart presidential campaign scandal. The company used Donna Rice who was caught "cavorting" with Hart to launch the line. The name implied Ms Rice didn't have to apologiz...
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Funny story: Superman's Pants Come Off!

Superman's Pants Come Off!

For years the Man of Steel has saved the world while wearing red trollies over a pair of blue tights. But from September, Superman will be seen in a more manly pair of turned-up jeans and rugged boots - though the cape and "S" shirt will remain.
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Funny story: Stuttering is in the jeans

Stuttering is in the jeans

According to recent studies - Stuttering is in the jeans. The type of stutter, or stammer, is dependent upon which jeans you choose to wear. For example, if you favour Levi's then you will have a very difficult time getting any word out which begins with 'L'. You will find yourself speaking thus: "I l-l-l-l-l-ike you l-l-l-ots. L-l-l-l-et's go out to get a pizza. If that's ok wit...
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Funny story: Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...
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Funny story: The Truth Behind The Ines Sainz - Los Angeles Lakers Rumors

The Truth Behind The Ines Sainz - Los Angeles Lakers Rumors

LOS ANGELES - According to a highly placed inside source within the Los Angeles Lakes organization the infamous sports reporter from Mexico, Ines Sainz was recently observed in the Lakers dressing room interviewing one of the players. What made th...
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Funny story: New Line of Women's VaJay Jeans Negate Need for Sex

New Line of Women's VaJay Jeans Negate Need for Sex

Women rejoice! A new line of specially designed tight-fitting jeans has been developed by the fashion house of renowned designer Frederico de Frisco. According to de Frisco, these jeans will negate the need for sex; meaning, ladies can now have a par...
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Funny story: Scientist astonished when he receives a pair of Jeans in the post

Scientist astonished when he receives a pair of Jeans in the post

Scientist David Smith who has been researching in to what makes people age was astonished when he received a pair of Jeans in the post with a note from Irishman John Murphy asking could he examine his Jeans. David explained that scientists have no...
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Funny story: Anthropologist and jeans designer Levi-Strauss is dead at 100

Anthropologist and jeans designer Levi-Strauss is dead at 100

Paris - (Adieu, Mon Brave...): Famous French anthropologist and leading jeans designer Claude Levi-Strauss has died at the age of 100. He rose to acclaim during the War years with his original 501 drainpipes in blue 28oz denim which he wore when l...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson dumps a load on Buckwheatsbutt's driveway

Jeremy Clarkson dumps a load on Buckwheatsbutt's driveway

Doncaster, England - Jeremy Clarkson has played down a recent dumping incident, calling his critics "silly little girls", according to my source, Buckwheatsbutt's mother. In the most recent incident, Jeremy dumped a pile of his manure on the drive...
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Funny story: "Pants Suits" in Fashion

"Pants Suits" in Fashion

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Levi Tripp walks with a limp, but that is due to a previous affectation. Now he's suing the pants off B. Street Clothing to the tune of 1.3 million dollars. Tripp was crossing the street with two armloads of groceries when the...
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Funny story: Researchers Learn that "Wrangler Butts" Really Can Drive Women Nuts

Researchers Learn that "Wrangler Butts" Really Can Drive Women Nuts

Research conducted at the American Fashion Institute, in conjunction with the Psychology Department at Colorado State University, determined that the expression "Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts" is true; women really are turned on more by men...
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Funny story: Denim Shortage Hitting Canadian Tuxedo Industry Hard

Denim Shortage Hitting Canadian Tuxedo Industry Hard

MONTREAL, PQ - A severe drought which limited cotton production in the southern United States last fall is having a dramatic effect on the Canadian tuxedo industry.
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Funny story: Letter to the editor - August 2007

Letter to the editor - August 2007

Hang the DJ? Put the Dinner Jacket in your wardrobe, and attend a dinner party in Jeans and T Shirt. You will be the talk of the night, and...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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