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Ex-Girlfriend Probably Just Marrying That Guy to Make You Jealous

ASHBURN, VA--While browsing Facebook Tuesday, area man Robbie Harrison stumbled upon the account of ex-girlfriend Carrie Close, replete with postings concerning her wedding next April. After careful consideration, Harrison concluded that Close, with...

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David Norris Disappointed at not Coming First in "Greatest Ever Fine Gael Member" Poll

Few were surprised when, in a recent RTE poll, Michael Collins was voted best ever Fine Gael man. Indeed, it appears that many Irish people consider Collins a great man; perhaps even better than such leading lights of the party as, say, the charis...

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Irate Raccoon Booted out of Bronx Beauty Supply Store

Funny story: Irate Raccoon Booted out of Bronx Beauty Supply Store

"No way to treat a lady," the startled raccoon complained. She continued, "I was just stocking up on some manicure and pedicure supplies and minding my own business when some dames, clutching boxes of beauty supplies, started screeching at the si...

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Rumours of marriage problems threaten to overshadow Michelle Obama's 50th birthday

Funny story: Rumours of marriage problems threaten to overshadow Michelle Obama's 50th birthday

The foreign press are abuzz with the news that not everything is not well at the White House. Perhaps it's more than political bickering that has turned the President hair white. Although the press here is 90% pro-Obama, this isn't so in other...

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Michelle Not Talking To The President

Funny story: Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present. Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol. "Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him l...

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Gay Couple About To Divorce Over In-Laws

Funny story: Gay Couple About To Divorce Over In-Laws

Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce. "It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the firs...

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A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South

Funny story: A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South

FRANKLIN, Tennessee - A close unnamed friend of Tim McGraw and his wife Faith Hill has stated that the couple seem to be carrying on more and more like the Hatfields and McCoys. The source said that it all stems from Hill being upset at the fact t...

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Julia Roberts Disses Her Co-Star Meryl Streep

Funny story: Julia Roberts Disses Her Co-Star Meryl Streep

HOLLYWOOD - The latest celebrity dissing incident to come out of Tinsel Town finds veteran actress Julia Roberts dissing legendary actress Meryl Streep. The two have just finished filming their new movie August: Osage County. An inside source sai...

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Miley Cyrus' White Short Shorts Reveal Her True Personality

Funny story: Miley Cyrus' White Short Shorts Reveal Her True Personality

BEVERLY HILLS - If Miss Miley Cyrus is serious about trying to get her ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth back, she may be going about it the wrong way. Billy Ray Cyrus' 20-year-old daughter has proven that she definitely marches to the beat of a different...

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Stacy Keibler Issues A Warning To Elisabetta Canalis

Funny story: Stacy Keibler Issues A Warning To Elisabetta Canalis

BEVERLY HILLS - George Clooney broke up with Italian model Elisabetta Canalis because she wanted to have half a dozen children and he didn't. Canalis also wanted for Clooney to leave the Hollywood limelight and move to her native Italy where they...

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Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

Funny story: Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

PORTLAND-Misery loves its company, it's the age-old cliché. It also happens to be the age-old lie, according to Misery. "What most people don't seem to realize," it said, "is that most of the time, I prefer to just ruin one person's life at a tim...

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Angelina Jolie Furious As Brad Pitt Spotted At A Topless Bar

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Furious As Brad Pitt Spotted At A Topless Bar

NEW YORK CITY - It is really no secret that the Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has had more ups and downs than the Cyclone Roller Coaster at Astroland in Brooklyn. During their six years together the couple dubbed Brangelina have snickere...

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Jealous UK woman throws bucket of cold water at hot pussy!

Funny story: Jealous UK woman throws bucket of cold water at hot pussy!

A jealous UK woman named Edna (name changed for legal reasons) was sure her hubby was having an affair with some strange pussy, who's name just happened to be Dolores, (name also changed, but not for legal reasons this time) who loves licking milky,...

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Famous Missile Design Engineer Found Dead

Funny story: Famous Missile Design Engineer Found Dead

Phoenix AZ: The body of Mr. T. Tomahawk was found in his suburban Phoenix home today. The deceased was employed as a missile design engineer at a local facility of a large defense contractor. Police were called by Mrs. Tomahawk who found her husba...

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Peter Lynch gets attacked by jealous protesters

Funny story: Peter Lynch gets attacked by jealous protesters

Peter Lynch the wealthy Magellan fund manager who earned the Magellan Fund $14 billion dollars was attacked outside Wall Street by a group of jealous protesters who were elegantly dressed. The leader of the group screamed insults at Lynch as he w...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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