New York - A new poll of American First Ladies commissioned by the New York Toast has named Jackie Kennedy as the nation's all-time worst for hiring shooters to top her husband 'after he found out about Russian ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev fathering...
Boston Cardinal Sean O'Malley, not be confused with the St. Louis Cardinal left fielder Jamal 'Bubba' O'Malley from Detroit, said today after hearing explosive excerpts of Jackie Kennedy Onassis's tell all tapes, he finally understands why she stop...
Former First Lady, Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis, has come back from the grave after it's been revealed her daughter will be releasing never before heard tapes discovered during an investigation of a monumental phone hacking scheme from 1963!
South Oregon - (Pervy Ass Mess): A Michael Jackson C[o]unty grand jury has indicted James Auchincloss, half brother to Jackie Kennedy Onassis and Caroline Lee Bouvier Canfield Radziwill, on 25 child porn charges.
Auchincloss and Eagle Point resid...
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