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New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

Funny story: New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New York - A sophisticated bipartisan cover-up about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy's cold war love life is laid bare in a new biography dishing the dirt on stuff many Americans thiught long dead and buried. And it names Madonna as Jackie's 1958 'stillbor...

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New book claims pervy Russian ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev 'was John F Kennedy Jr's birth father'

Funny story: New book claims pervy Russian ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev 'was John F Kennedy Jr's birth father'

New York - A new celeb memoir published this week says Jackie Kennedy shagged AC/DC Russian prima ballerina Rudolf Nureyev, who also fathered her son JFK Jr. Revelations from the Cold Whore daze also finger Jackie for hiring the Dallas shooters w...

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Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

Funny story: Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read." First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The stor...

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Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A Shockingly Salacious Secret

Funny story: Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A Shockingly Salacious Secret

BOSTON - Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy was the epitome of a classy political wife. She was married to the president of the United States, the youthful, effervescent John Fitzgerald Kennedy of the Hyannis Port, Massachusetts' Kennedy's. Jackie, as the...

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Plans to excavate back garden of London house where Jackie O lived in 1970s

Funny story: Plans to excavate back garden of London house where Jackie O lived in 1970s

London - The Chelsea property's herbaceous borders may hold one of the hexed US presidential family's best kept secrets, crime archivists warned today. The former First Lady fled to London soon after details of her many affairs threatened to bring...

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John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy

Funny story: John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy

Caroline Kennedy says that she has come into a collection of tapes made by Jackie Kennedy Onassis in which Jackie thought she knew the murderer of her husband, President John F. Kennedy, back in 1963. A spokesman for Caroline says that, although...

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Jackie Kennedy and Maria Callas were sisters new Hystery Channel mini-series reveals

Funny story: Jackie Kennedy and Maria Callas were sisters new Hystery Channel mini-series reveals

New York - (Greeks-Bearing-Gits): A new eight-parter featuring Katie Holmes as Jackie and Susan Boyle as Callas has been hailed a major scoop for the iconic cable broadcaster. The mini-series will lay bare the Callas/Bouvier mythology that saw b...

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Rachel Weisz Puts Fingers on Location in Jackie O Film

Funny story: Rachel Weisz Puts Fingers on Location in Jackie O Film

Rachel Weisz is adamant in her efforts to put the O in her current film about Jackie Kennedy with a masturbation scene director Sam Pudcuffer calls demented. The specific scene is during the Cuban missile crisis when it appears the world is going...

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CIA poisoned Jackie Kennedy ancestral town with LSD

Funny story: CIA poisoned Jackie Kennedy ancestral town with LSD

Pont-Saint-Esprit, France - (Toxic Mess): A 1951 CIA mind control experiment tried to obliterate the ancestral roots of Jackie Kennedy's home town in France, a new book has revealed. The sleepy southern French hamlet of Pont-Saint-Esprit was conta...

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Naked Zaprudder footage of Jackie Kennedy found at Warhole archive

Funny story: Naked Zaprudder footage of Jackie Kennedy found at Warhole archive

New York - (Starkers Ass Mess): A five minute clip of a naked former First Lady Jackie Kennedy cavorting in the tidal spume at Montauk, Long Island, has been found by researchers at the Andy Warhole Institute. The footage was previously thought to...

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Secret Marilyn Monroe film 'a fake cover for Jackie and Lyndon B Johnson'

Funny story: Secret Marilyn Monroe film 'a fake cover for Jackie and Lyndon B Johnson'

New York - (Naked Ass Mess): The 15 minute 16mm home movie auctioned for $1.5 million today of Marilyn Monroe performing an intimate act on John F Kennedy is a fake.

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Real George W Bush lies buried under Central Park's Jackie Kennedy Reservoir

Funny story: Real George W Bush lies buried under Central Park's Jackie Kennedy Reservoir

Manhattan, NY - (Reuterus): Classified documents released by NATO military intelligence under the 30 year rule claim that the real George W Bush was pickled by New York mobsters in a 100 gallon vat of marker crude and buried under the Jacqueline Ken...

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