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Funny story: Significant health code violations recorded at ISIS training camp in Libya

Significant health code violations recorded at ISIS training camp in Libya

* 'Totally unacceptable' conditions at terrorist training camp in Sabratha, Libya * Officers found workers handling dangerous chemicals without wearing safety goggles * Manager Latif Hakim, 46, admits five breaches of health and safety rule...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Teams Up With Sergeant Bilko, Major Amos Hoople and Milo Minderbinder To Fight ISIS

Wile E. Coyote Teams Up With Sergeant Bilko, Major Amos Hoople and Milo Minderbinder To Fight ISIS

BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a sand-swept landscape of broken down ACME anvils the Four Horsemen rode again. In the incomprehensible language of folklore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only subtitles.
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Funny story: ISIS Blames ACME For Road Runner Escape

ISIS Blames ACME For Road Runner Escape

BILLINGSGATE POST: What goes around comes around. In a round-about-way that is. ISIS USA affiliate MSNBC released information today that the Road Runner has escaped from ISIS due to compromised equipment purchased from the ACME Corporation as part...
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Funny story: Bono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists

Bono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists

Many music critics view Wagner's music as problematic because of the composers' anti-Semitic views, and many argue that his classic works of opera are inseparable from his hatred of Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees. So, we've asked a couple of real music experts (not some pathetic, pedantic, mainstream, dusty old music critics), to give their two (million) cents worth on this on...
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Funny story: ISIS Vows To Behead Road Runner: Wile E. Coyote Says, "Good Luck"

ISIS Vows To Behead Road Runner: Wile E. Coyote Says, "Good Luck"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, who claims to be a descendant of Mohammed Ali, and henchman of the Greater Than Allah Branch of ISIS, twittered to its USA affiliate, MSNBC, that it has captured the elusive adversary of Wile E. Coyote. Ra...
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Funny story: ISIS 13 Commandments

ISIS 13 Commandments

ISIS of 635 AD was able to destroy great civilizations: Syria, Persia, India etc. But thereafter, the genes of these creatures, due to repeated raping, stabilized in the DNA of victimized people and have kept multiplying ever since. The Islamic historians and scholars have recorded the details of the atrocities with great pleasure and pride, that is, the slaughtering of Persians, Syrians and H...
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Funny story: Road Runner Clones Join ISIS: ACME Forces Drop Anvils Upon Hearing "BEEP! BEEP!"

Road Runner Clones Join ISIS: ACME Forces Drop Anvils Upon Hearing "BEEP! BEEP!"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Homer's Sirens, who lured Odysseus with their beautiful voices of doom as he sailed off the rocks of Scylla, the "BEEP! BEEP!" emanating from the Road Runner is now piercing the morning solitude from minarets in Ramadi, luring...
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Funny story: President Enlists Superfriends to Fight ISIL

President Enlists Superfriends to Fight ISIL

President Obama stated today that he would engage the help of "all the Superfriends" to fight the growing threat from ISIL in the next few years. "Yes, we'll have Superman, Batman and Robin, Wonderwoman, or Wonderperson appreciated regardless...
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Funny story: Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!

Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!

ISIS are not only good at burning, beheading and generally being a bunch of barbarous monsters, they also have a squadron of trained eagles who swoop when ordered on unsuspecting victims, especially teenage girls roaming around London listening to Ju...
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Funny story: Gunlards Too Chicken To Fight Against ISIS

Gunlards Too Chicken To Fight Against ISIS

Remember those Gunlards we saw massing to protect that defective tax cheat John Bundy and then taking up positions along the Mexican Border with their vast array of weapons poised to stop any poor Mexi's from crossing into America? Well, now with the news that many ex-American soldiers are joining the fight against ISIS in Iraq and Syria we can't help but wonder where all those big talking brav...
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Funny story: Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

A member of the charity organisation CAGE by the name of Asim Qureshi has come to the defence of Satan and described him as a "beautiful and polite human being who we would be lucky to call a friend". The statement was issued by Mr Qureshi, shor...
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Funny story: ISIS to produce "Glee" inspired web series

ISIS to produce "Glee" inspired web series

Mosul, Iraq-New video released by the Islamic State today details the next step in ISIS' battle for the hearts and minds of idiots throughout the middle east. Known for their slickly produced videos and their command and use of social media to ex...
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Funny story: Druid Jihad: Radical Islamism Takes Polytheistic Turn

Druid Jihad: Radical Islamism Takes Polytheistic Turn

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant. In in his inimitable...
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Funny story: Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

What was claimed to be a U.S. made search and destroy drone was shot down by a SAM this morning. No casualties were reported. The drone "hit" was claimed by by Mustapha Badpun of the Doner Kebab staff. A spokesman for the Turkish kebab house told...
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Funny story: ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...
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Funny story: 80% of Porn Searches are by Terrorists - Entire Culture Obsessed with Sex and Death

80% of Porn Searches are by Terrorists - Entire Culture Obsessed with Sex and Death

Teheran - Iranian sexologist Sheik Ratel-n-Rol, the "Renegade Imam" is on the run again tonight after publishing Goggle's 2014 statistical analysis of internet porn use on his popular "Under the Hijab" sex-discussion blog. According to the report...
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Funny story: 2014 Resigns Early: "Total Disgust with Humanity." Tells 2015: "Good Luck, Sucker!"

2014 Resigns Early: "Total Disgust with Humanity." Tells 2015: "Good Luck, Sucker!"

Aging year 2014 resigned today, 48 hours earlier than expected, citing ethical fatigue and "total disgust with humanity." Badly cut and beaten by the events of the past 12 months, the old codger said he no longer cared that Earth would be in mora...
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Funny story: ISIS leader commits self-immolation to initiate new beheading program throughout jihadis across the middle east

ISIS leader commits self-immolation to initiate new beheading program throughout jihadis across the middle east

In a surprising new development, Mr. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State (aka IS/ISIS) has come forth with a program titled "put a sack in your sacrifice" aimed at jihadis waging holy war across the region. This has involved a maneuver in th...
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