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Funny story: Pepe Warezabar interviews Rabead al Sham Sham at Hotel Jarabulus

Pepe Warezabar interviews Rabead al Sham Sham at Hotel Jarabulus

Back, yes, Pepe Warezabar here, and I'm back. What do they call it--a sequester? Studying my navel and sacred texts and other matters? Now I'm bartender at Hotel Jarabulus just below the border with Turkey. It's been two years since Kobani and my last work in Erdogan's tent (for which I received The Guard Dog's undercover-story-of-the-week award, by the way). At this very moment I'm at th...
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Funny story: Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Donald Trump claimed today that the U.S. military has become "a disaster," and is "gutted" since Obama took office. "He only wants to spend $1 trillion to modernize our military," the candidate said. "That's not nearly enough, not enough because H...
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Funny story: Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Today a woman wearing a hijab was ejected from a Trump rally. A hibab covers the head and is a symbol of dignity and modesty to a Muslim woman. In the West wearing it is optional for most. But Trump obviously associates it with ISIS and Al-Queda...
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Funny story: Jihadi John "would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids"

Jihadi John "would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids"

RAQQA, SYRIA - "Who'd have thought?" Jihadi John muttered to himself "that it'd end up like this." In the end it hadn't been a drone that had brought the man known only as Jihadi John, from West London but joined the so-called Islamic State in 2012,...
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Funny story: The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

Young Francis Muldoon was a strange little boy. He lived in a village in County Tipperary Ireland called Ballytohellnback. His father was a turnip farmer who also reared sheep and his mother worked as a maid at the local parish church of St. Patrick...
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Funny story: Boko Haram Bites Back

Boko Haram Bites Back

In response to our exclusive piece on the Boko Haram leadership change, the old beady eyed leader Abubaker Shekau has launched a furious attack on his supposed replacement. But like most of Boko Haram's "furious attacks" it didn't really produce any...
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Funny story: Terror Attack Jumps Out Of Cupboard At The UK

Terror Attack Jumps Out Of Cupboard At The UK

"A UK terror attack is a matter of IF and not WHEN" The headline screamed out at us as we began lifting chunks of the article off the well respected news website and pasting it into our own. It sent a chill down our spine. A anonymous MET police c...
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Funny story: Pokemon NO GO

Pokemon NO GO

Pokémon Go! A light hearted game that has brought joy to millions inside and outside the UK. A harmless scavenger hunt designed to bring players together in the search for the elusive Mewtwo (or three). But what if the App had other more sinister ram...
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Funny story: IS Concern Over 'Unradicalized' Muslims

IS Concern Over 'Unradicalized' Muslims

A government report claims that hundreds, if not thousands, of Muslim youths are returning from Islamic states such as Syria in a disillusioned condition in what has become known as Unradicalization. Youths as young as 6 months old have been admit...
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Funny story: Obama uses 'Executive Action' to change name of Islamic State

Obama uses 'Executive Action' to change name of Islamic State

Washington DC-President Obama used his Executive authority to officially change the name of ISIS today. With one scribble of his pen, the President declared the name of ISIS (or ISIL), should now be referred to only as 'Global Warming'. The Pre...
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Funny story: Jobs Outlook Report Shows Likely Shortage of Suicide Bomber Instructors

Jobs Outlook Report Shows Likely Shortage of Suicide Bomber Instructors

A report released yesterday by the United Nations subcommittee for Global Employment Outlook predicts a shortage of competent suicide bomber instructors beginning in the first quarter of 2016 and continuing, likely, forever. According to the repo...
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Funny story: US-ISIS Deal Allows 110 Mass-Killings Per Day

US-ISIS Deal Allows 110 Mass-Killings Per Day

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama and ISIS have struck a deal to allow as many as 110 mass-killings per day in the USA. The deal, announced by ISIS Spokesman, Apul Madeek-Auod, was verified by President Obama's Press Secretary, Dick Swett. The d...
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Funny story: Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

The White House announced this morning that President Barack Obama has dispatched Moose, the gaseous hero dog to ISIS strongholds in Syria. "It is time," Obama said in a prepared statement, "to once again use the ultimate weapon. It is not a decisio...
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Funny story: Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

The White House announced this morning that President Barack Obama has dispatched Moose, the gaseous hero dog to ISIS strongholds in Syria. "It is time," Obama said in a prepared statement, "to once again use the ultimate weapon. It is not a decisio...
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Funny story: Nazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application

Nazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application

PARIS - In response to the atrocities which unfolded in Paris this weekend, the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) have deployed UN sanctioned engineers to Oswiecim, Poland, to conduct analysis on the functional...
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Funny story: The News (Really) Bytes - July 2015

The News (Really) Bytes - July 2015

Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint- Buddha- by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar. Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling Isis in the Middle-east decide to drop a few bomb...
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Funny story: Significant health code violations recorded at ISIS training camp in Libya

Significant health code violations recorded at ISIS training camp in Libya

* 'Totally unacceptable' conditions at terrorist training camp in Sabratha, Libya * Officers found workers handling dangerous chemicals without wearing safety goggles * Manager Latif Hakim, 46, admits five breaches of health and safety rule...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Teams Up With Sergeant Bilko, Major Amos Hoople and Milo Minderbinder To Fight ISIS

Wile E. Coyote Teams Up With Sergeant Bilko, Major Amos Hoople and Milo Minderbinder To Fight ISIS

BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a sand-swept landscape of broken down ACME anvils the Four Horsemen rode again. In the incomprehensible language of folklore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only subtitles.
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