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Funny story: Apple releases iSmell app to follow Iris scanning technology

Apple releases iSmell app to follow Iris scanning technology

Apple computers hinted at the forthcoming release of their iSmell app for iPhone4 and iPad last week when they released the Eye-Eye iris scanner and provided more details this week. Arthur Ramsbottom at the Apple Research Centre in Cleckheaton, Y...
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Funny story: Apple release the iGlove to solve another problem with the iPhone4

Apple release the iGlove to solve another problem with the iPhone4

In the cold weather, Apple have identified another problem with the iPhone4, they are unusable whilst wearing gloves. "It's the capacitance of the screen," said chief technical problem solver Ann Droide. "We have tuned it specifically for the huma...
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Funny story: Apple Unveil New Girlfriend App. For Iphone

Apple Unveil New Girlfriend App. For Iphone

Apple have today unveiled the new 'Girlfriend App." for the iPhone, claiming that it is "a huge leap forward in our bid to control the minds of every human being on Earth." In a conscious bid to move away from apps. that allow people to have fake lig...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs Charged With Vandalism For Bricking iPhones after Jailbreak

Steve Jobs Charged With Vandalism For Bricking iPhones after Jailbreak

The nation's highest court is about to strike a blow against the distended, bloated liver of evil Apple, Inc. et. al. when it ordered the arrest of Apple, Inc. CEO Darth Jobs for 284,001 counts of vandalism; one for each iPhone, iPod and iPad render...
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Funny story: 50-Cent Solution to Fix Apple iPhone 4 Antenna Problem

50-Cent Solution to Fix Apple iPhone 4 Antenna Problem

Those of you who are thinking, "Wow, just one day after we find out rapper 50 Cent is marketing a sure-fire solution for getting rid of ants, he's now going to be a hero in the iPhone 4 debaucle. Can it get any better than this in the entertainment A...
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Funny story: Clone Phone Replicating Self; Apple in Panic

Clone Phone Replicating Self; Apple in Panic

Apple is frantically trying to find the glitch in the operating system that is causing its iPhone 4 multi-tasking phones to replicate themselves. "The web is crawling with claims by iPhone 4 owners that they have clone phones replicating at the rate...
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Funny story: Apple Developing Drone Phones for Use While Driving

Apple Developing Drone Phones for Use While Driving

Already iPhone 4 owners are being pulled over by the thousands and ticketed for using their new multi-tasking phones while driving, an illegal act in most states. Iphone 4 owners are complaining to Apple that they are finding it necessary to buy two,...
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Funny story: The Cydia Worm Is In The Apple: iPhone 4 Successfully Jailbroken

The Cydia Worm Is In The Apple: iPhone 4 Successfully Jailbroken

To absolutely no one's great surprise, the Cydia team has leaked onto Youtube a proof-of-concept video showing a jailbroken iPhone, causing grey-market app sellers to rush to develop some apps. "Our first app is a port of the E.T. game from the At...
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Funny story: Dear God, Please Bring the iPhone 4G to Verizon. Amen.

Dear God, Please Bring the iPhone 4G to Verizon. Amen.

I propose the following as a new form of punctuation, to be used exclusively when transcribing iPhone calls on AT&T Wireless: The "?^?" The "?^? stands for "Are you still there?" Because every f--king sentence I've ever completed on an iPhone sounded as follows: "Hello, are you still there? I'm leaving to pick up Brisa. Are you still there? You need me to pick up what? Are You still there?...
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Funny story: iPhone 4 Inhibits Right Handed Users From Sexting. "I used my left hand, and nearly ripped my junk off!"

iPhone 4 Inhibits Right Handed Users From Sexting. "I used my left hand, and nearly ripped my junk off!"

Early Adopters of the iPhone 4 were annoyed to find that it doesn't work if you hold it in your left hand because it blocks the antenna. But there's another group that is seriously damaged by this flaw: Right handed people who Sext. In fact, 21 pe...
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Funny story: Chinese Government Says Yes to I-Ching, No to iPhone 4

Chinese Government Says Yes to I-Ching, No to iPhone 4

Although the Chinese government has allowed consumers in Mainland China to own earlier versions of the iPhone, they are now cracking down saying that the iPhone 4 is too advanced and could bring more harm than good to the government and its citizens.
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Funny story: Steve Jobs says iPhone 4 Only Responsible for "A Few" Dead Miners

Steve Jobs says iPhone 4 Only Responsible for "A Few" Dead Miners

Steve Jobs, who played "Gorilla Killed With Boar Femur #3" in 1968's "2001: A Space Odyssey" is still creating self indulgent press releases about the two customer emails a week he bothers to answer. In an e-mail to Jobs on Sunday evening, a cust...
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Funny story: iPhone 4 Camera Recommended By Ashley Cole

iPhone 4 Camera Recommended By Ashley Cole

England left back Ashley Cole, who suddenly finds himself with plenty of spare time on his hands for semi-nude photographic studies, has reported favourably on the improved 5 megapixel camera of the iPhone 4. "Steve Jobs personally sent me a proto...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs Tweets That an iPhone 4 Recall is Likely!

Steve Jobs Tweets That an iPhone 4 Recall is Likely!

Saturday night, Steve Jobs, the man solely responsible for the decline and fall of the American Conumerism Empire twittered out that a possible iPhone 4 recall is likely. Jobs message read: "We may have to recall the new iPhone. This I did not ex...
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Funny story: Jobs tries to Call iPhone Users To Explain Reception Issues, But His Calls Kept Going Right To Voicemail

Jobs tries to Call iPhone Users To Explain Reception Issues, But His Calls Kept Going Right To Voicemail

The new iPhone 4 just released this week has had numerous complaints from customers about the poor reception the phone has, and some hardware problems, including a lefthanded person's inability to use it, the fact that if held by its metal edges ther...
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Funny story: White iPhone 4 Spotted in UK Apple Store!

White iPhone 4 Spotted in UK Apple Store!

Technonerds are blogging like mad about the fact that a white Apple iPhone 4 was spotted in a Cental London Apple store, weeks before the color option will be made available to the public. Interestingly, while people were offering double the reta...
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Funny story: iPad Nano unveiled

iPad Nano unveiled

A mere forty-eight hours after the release of the iPhone 4, Apple have announced that they are taking what they've learned from the iPhone and applying it to the iPad, which will be released on Monday. Industry analysts have been caught on the bac...
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Funny story: iPhone 4 - perfect for 'missed calls'

iPhone 4 - perfect for 'missed calls'

The latest generation Apple iPhone 4 has been officially revealed to have the most serious problem of any iPhone released to date. The new iPhone 4 was meant to be the pinnacle of telephone technology, boasting more features than a feature packed...
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A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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