Just after Justin Bieber told all the Press people that his big birthday bash on March First was not for Selena Gomez, she had a few choice words for him in return!
"Nope, she won't be here", a Source told us. "She's not on the list."
Behind the scenes drama threatened the Royal Wedding today with the news that some guests' invitations were withdrawn at the last minute on the grounds that it would have been "inappropriate for them to attend".
The Uruguayan Ambassador to the UK...
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