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Funny story:  Ask a walrus, it never lies

Ask a walrus, it never lies

Question: That is quite a pair of tusks you have. What are they used for? Answer: Ever heard of polar bears and killer whales? Question: What do you like to do for fun? Answer: Catch some rays on pack ice. Question: How do you get around on the ice? Answer: See these two 3 foot grappling hooks? Question: How do you keep from getting cold in this freezing weather? Answer...
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Funny story:  "Does Size Make A Difference?" Man on Street Interview!

"Does Size Make A Difference?" Man on Street Interview!

Nancy Dancer: "Yes it does. On our wedding night, I thought he had a roll of baloney but he kept telling me I'd get used to it. I did. Two years later. Right after the first kid was born." Betty Fluharty: "No. Size is all in the brain. Your brain is your biggest organ. Oh, he must have a midget in the family history. I'm going to cry now. Go away! Waaaaaaah!" John Edwards: "I don't think my...
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Funny story:  Tensions Rising Between Smart Phones and Users; Autocorrect Cited as Problem

Tensions Rising Between Smart Phones and Users; Autocorrect Cited as Problem

A new poll taken by the Pew Research Center has shown growing distrust between Smart Phones and the people who use them. Among the 10,000 users surveyed, 7,843 (more than 78%) said that they trust their phone less than half of the time, often checkin...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Slaps, Chokes Amy Poehler

Taylor Swift Slaps, Chokes Amy Poehler

Apparently Taylor Swift is still angry about the Golden Globes duo of Poehler and Tina Fey, slapped Amy Poehler in a Hollywood restaurant over the weekend. Sources say that Taylor Swift is at war with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. She is slashing out...
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Funny story:  If you're in the box, stop thinking outside it--interviewing tips for job seekers

If you're in the box, stop thinking outside it--interviewing tips for job seekers

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week which suggests that beliefs about interview etiquette may amount to nothing more than wives' tales. How long has it been cool to say, "I think outside the box"? Well, according to Dwi...
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Funny story:  Uncle Happy's Interview

Uncle Happy's Interview

Continuing in our series of interviews to do with the "Camp Happy" regional talent show we've just had the pleasure of interviewing the camps owners Uncle Happy! We say pleasure but he arrived four days late, reeking of cheap gin and with what we assumed was a prostitute under his arm. It was unclear as to what the girls role in Uncle Happy's life was, it was either sex or to keep him upright. Pro...
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Funny story:  NASCAR's Dale Earnhardt Jr. Calls Jeremy Clements a Punk For Using The N-Word

NASCAR's Dale Earnhardt Jr. Calls Jeremy Clements a Punk For Using The N-Word

AVONDALE, Arizona - Popular NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt, Jr. has just criticized fellow race car driver Jeremy Clements for his use of the N-word. Clements, was being interviewed by a reporter for Afro Sheen Magazine when, he inadvertently blurte...
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Funny story:  My Interview with Kanye West

My Interview with Kanye West

I recently had the opportunity to sit down and speak with one of the most popular and successful hip-hop artists of our time: Mr. Kanye West. The following is a transcript of our interview. BDF: Good morning. It's truly an honor to be able to get to meet with you. MR. WEST: Yeah, it is. BDF: Do you mind if I call you Kanye? MR. WEST: Naw. BDF: Ok, Kanye… MR. WEST: I said naw. Don...
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Funny story:  U. Pei Me - A few minutes with a World Famous Architect

U. Pei Me - A few minutes with a World Famous Architect

BIG APPLE NEWS SERVICE - A slight unassuming man, even while wearing a $3000 suit, U. Pei Me is finding out the hard way that being a world-class architect is a lot more than just pushing the print button and watching the money roll in. Recently, we caught up to Dr. Me at his New York offices on Fifth Avenue. He charged me $850 to have this conversation about his work, some customer complaint...
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Funny story:  An interview with Congressional beer vendor Cliveden Hopkins

An interview with Congressional beer vendor Cliveden Hopkins

Rhode Island had a good year in 1774. As a delegate to the First Continental Congress Stephen Hopkins wrote, "As both wheel and axle require sufficient grease to proceed in good function, so do voices in defense of free speech require such libation as may be necessary to accomplish this sacred purpose…" And a tradition was born. The well-connected Hopkins appointed a nephew, a lad by t...
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Funny story:  Bartholomew Utterswaithe Interview: Teenagers & Web Porn

Bartholomew Utterswaithe Interview: Teenagers & Web Porn

26th April 2012 The Nottingham Pickpocket Supplement The Bartholomew Utterswaithe Column This week, I've been out on the streets of Nottingham, to get peoples views about: Should teenagers be stopped from looking at porn on the web? A matter of great concern for many parents and shoplifters locally. The first person I interviewed, as he came out from the Deltalove Adult Shop, at 147...
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Funny story:  The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: The Kenneth Clarke Interview

The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: The Kenneth Clarke Interview

7 months ago: I managed to got permission to hold an interview with The Right Honourable Kenneth Clarke QC MP, Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Justice for the UK. For Thursday 5th April this year. I had to inform them of all the questions and possible questions I might ask him, 6 months in advance. 6 months ago: Mr Clarke's first assistant, The Rt Hon Lord McNally Minister of State...
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Funny story:  Making the

Making the "Perfect CV"

Are you fed up of getting rejected again and again by companies because your resume or Curriculum Vitae fails you? Well it is time to stop worrying! It is time to realize that the content in your CV does not depend on what you have done with your brains but what you have done with an organ much below it! After running a secret operation on big companies in the consulting, marketing, finance an...
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Funny story:  Psychology Professor creates new syndrome in his lunch break

Psychology Professor creates new syndrome in his lunch break

I'm sitting in Starbucks sat opposite the man of the moment - Martin Gamble, Professor of Behaviour, Undestanding and Motivation at the University of Redbrick. Martin has a unique gift, he is able to create a new Psychological Syndromes in his lunch break I ask Martin how he does it? Martin laughs and throws back his lustrous brown hair. He has a warm laugh. It's like taking a bath in rich crea...
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Funny story:  Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

In an exclusive interview conducted not twenty minutes ago super villain Simon Cowell opened his heart to this reporter. So Simon... Simon Cowell: Please refer to me as Mr. Cowell or a simple your majesty will do. Ok. Mr. Cowell it's being a very hectic year for you hasn't it? All the scandals and trauma with the US version of the X-Factor must have really taken it's toll on you?[/i](Ther...
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Funny story:  A True Diary of Woe - Part Seventeen

A True Diary of Woe - Part Seventeen

A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and poverty, starting in August 1947 Chapter 33 - The Job Assessment I'd spotted a job for an American Delivery Company just starting up in Stapleford, Nottinghamshire, England, for Telephone Advisor's. The money on offer was fenomon... phunomin.. very good. I contacted the number given, and it was arranged for me to g...
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Funny story:  Mayweather / Merchant (80) fight scheduled for Oct.--$200 million for winner, body bag for loser

Mayweather / Merchant (80) fight scheduled for Oct.--$200 million for winner, body bag for loser

LAS VEGAS, Nev.--Moments after Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s 4th round knockout of Victor Ortiz, 80-year-old HBO commentator Larry Merchant challenged the 34-year-old Mayweather on the fairness of his winning blows. Mayweather, 42-0, almost immediately l...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Talks Candidly With One Tough Cookie of A Reporter

Charlie Sheen Talks Candidly With One Tough Cookie of A Reporter

SHERMAN OAKS - The man who went from having two goddesses to being totally goddess-less now says that he realizes that the two were only using him to advance their own careers. Charlie Sheen has lots of nicknames but one that perhaps fits him the...
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