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Funny story: Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Corporal Moammar Bin Traash, SIGINT analyst for the Syrian Army and co-founder of the Damascus Chapter of LGBT Alliance and nephew of Tariq Al Tabouli, owner of Hassan's Hookah and Hashish Kasbah leaked the complete defensive outline of the Syrian Ar...
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Funny story: The War on Knowledge: 'Ignorance is the New Intelligence'

The War on Knowledge: 'Ignorance is the New Intelligence'

"Ignorance is bliss", that's my motto. The less you know the better, whatever the subject is. I look around and I see people desperate to learn, people who work so hard to have the best education, and little do they know that what they've spent their whole lives trying to accomplish is what will lead to their utter misery. Don't be fooled! Education is nothing but a conspiracy created by those who...
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Funny story: The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

After a meeting at the World Technology Conference in Milan, mobile cell phone companies are urging customers to stop using the phrase 'smart phone' to describe touch screen phones. "These phones are pretty smart," said Nokia boss, Samuel Sung. "H...
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Funny story: Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Former Manchester City and Newcastle United player Joey Barton is already big news in France following his first match in Marseille colours. He joined them from Queens Park Rangers in a bid to rebuild his tarnished reputation as the maddest footba...
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Funny story: Chimpanzee joins Mensa

Chimpanzee joins Mensa

A chimpanzee called Colin has joined Mensa after scoring every answer perfectly in an IQ test, giving an apparent IQ of 150. Colin was one of twenty chimps who took the test at the Belgium Institute of Ape Research. Given a series of fifty multip...
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Funny story: Smart Peeple R the Caws Of The Wurld's Trubbles

Smart Peeple R the Caws Of The Wurld's Trubbles

Ther nedes to bee a law aganst smart peeple. They R the reel reeson behind a lot of the wurlds problems. Evri won blames bad peeple fur the trubbles that exist butt if u investigaat depeley enuf u will sea that itt is reely peeple with two mani branes that are respocible fur much ov the wohs uv our plannet. Fur instanse, taik a look at Acmajinudad (don't expect mee to nowe how to spel THAT na...
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Funny story: 70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

A new report by the University of Oxbridge has tested ordinary Britons in a shopping centre to see if they can manage to fool the Turing test. 70% could not, and appeared indistinguishable from a robot programmed to mimic the simple mindless chatter...
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Funny story: Scientists on the verge of making sense

Scientists on the verge of making sense

Scientists at Harvard Medical School are beginning to unravel the mystery of making sense. In a ground-breaking project headed by Professor Edith Nash, a wide cross-section of people was tested for evidence of sense, or lack thereof. "By under...
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Funny story: Superhero study: very revealing

Superhero study: very revealing

In the largest study of its kind, indeed, the only study of its kind ever carried out, the Marvellous Applied Comic Knowledge course at Milton Keynes university has discovered a remarkable correlation between superheroes. The better their super po...
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Funny story: Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

Highly Intelligent Apes Discovered

London, England. In breaking news scientists have discovered a colony of apes in a remote region of Zimbabwe, not previously sighted by human life. The apes were decidedly cleverer than any other ape species and proved to be very adaptive to thei...
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Funny story: There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

The Richard Lynn intelligence test, which states that Asians are the most intelligent race in the world, is in doubt again after a South Korean man crucified himself in front of a mirror. Richard Lynn is a Professor Emeritus of Psychology and is known for his views on racial and ethnic differences. Lynn argues that there are hereditary differences in intelligence based on race and sex. Lynn's...
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Funny story: Are you smart? Take this quiz to find out!

Are you smart? Take this quiz to find out!

Am I smart?:the question everyone worries about. Well, that will change! Take this quiz and you will instantly find out! Are you smart or stupid? Question 1: What is 1+1? a. 2 b. 1 c. 11 Question 2: What question am I on? a. 2 b. Question 2 c. none Question 3: What was Question 1? a. 2 b.What is 1 + 1? c. there was no question 1. Question 4: Is this the last question?...
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Funny story: Why are some humans so stupid?

Why are some humans so stupid?

Some human beings are genetically less intelligent than others because their DNA developed over thousands of years in rich environments filled with vegetation and heavy rain fall. A more challenging environment promotes the development of more intelligent DNA to cope with scarcity and environmental difficulties. In Austin, Texas the police were giving a woman a ticket over a minor traffic viol...
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Funny story: Shock News About Welsh Sheep

Shock News About Welsh Sheep

After 10 years of intensive research, scientists at Cambridge University have discovered that sheep are not nearly as stupid as previously believed. "The public's perception may have always been that these animals are inherently dumb, but our stud...
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Funny story: Mexicans have the lowest intelligence in the world

Mexicans have the lowest intelligence in the world

Gerald Fryer, an MSU zoologist, who has written several books on how to space walk inside your bedroom by turning off the lights and trotting up and down on your bed, announced at a press conference that Mexicans had the lowest intelligence in the wo...
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Funny story: Smart phone passes the Turing Test

Smart phone passes the Turing Test

A Nokia N97 has become the first computerised device to pass the Turing test. The Turing test pits a computer against a human in conversation with a human adjudicator, and the human adjudicator has to determine which the computer is, and which the...
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Funny story: Asians May Not Be Intelligent After All

Asians May Not Be Intelligent After All

Asians are once again embarrassing Richard Lynn with their latest brain fart. In the late 1970s, Lynn wrote that Asians had the highest IQ in the human race, but just recently more than 200 Asian children were found with elevated levels of lead in th...
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Funny story: Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Professor Otto Ammon was entranced by the beautiful colors of Amazon parrots and decided to read information on them and then he made the discovery that evolution created arranged marriages for Amazon parrots. Ammon said, "Evolution created this arranged marriage for those parrots through the process of environmental demands and the system of trial and error and the need for living cells to...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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