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Funny story: Would the Honourable Gentlemen please rise?

Would the Honourable Gentlemen please rise?

The Home Secretary Theresa May has stunned her Westminster colleagues having unknowingly displayed her new 36DD breast implants to both the opposition and coalition party. The normal comatose assembly of deadbeats, no hopers, kiddie fiddlers, expe...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell, anticipating a need to stay ahead of the game, has teamed up with "Hello Kitty" manufacturer to develop a HELLO KITTY HAPPY TIME PINK TACO/GRANDE MEAT BURRITO COMBO Taco Bell has been on a kick for awhile now adding new, unique taco fla...
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Funny story: Sandy Blows; Gov. Christie Drops to his Knees

Sandy Blows; Gov. Christie Drops to his Knees

Apparently Donald Trump had $5 million burning a hole in his pocket. After being rebuffed and ridiculed by President Barack Obama following the megalomaniac's attempt to make him his hired stooge, the buffoonish billionaire tried the same idioti...
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Funny story: Pigeonweight boxers line up for title fight

Pigeonweight boxers line up for title fight

Two giants of the boxing world will face off tonight in a prize contest at Dorking's Cheesy Puffs Arena. Pugilism has always been a gentleman's sport and they don't come more gentle than Bill 'Bonecrusher' O'Dibelt. The Irishman who was once pard...
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Funny story: Cameron: I do not want to eject seamen prematurely

Cameron: I do not want to eject seamen prematurely

Adapting Royal Navy submarines to allow women to serve on them will cost £30 million, MPs were told. Defence Secretary Ivor Hammond-Organ said the money would allow women to have separate accommodation on the submarines; each room would have its own...
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Funny story: US pulls out of Iraq for a happy finish

US pulls out of Iraq for a happy finish

After years of pounding away at Iraqi insurgents, the US army is finally withdrawing from the country, leaving it quivering and breathless. It is hoped that the withdrawal will not cause too much of a power vacuum, and that Iraqis will be able to pul...
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Funny story: Boston Man's Right Hand Says: "Screw you Pal" and leaves for a Larger Sausage

Boston Man's Right Hand Says: "Screw you Pal" and leaves for a Larger Sausage

A South Boston man's right hand had simply had it with trying to choke a chicken that, not only had not neck, but lacked a head worth squeezing. "I can't believe it!" Exclaimed a shocked Jerry Little from South Boston. "This was my best friend! As a matter of fact, he was my only friend!" "How could leave me this way? I mean all the good times we had together. I feel so empty now".
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Funny story: Psychologists discover goals are vaginas and soccer is sex

Psychologists discover goals are vaginas and soccer is sex

Top Psychologist Doctor Simon Kich has finally completed a twelve year study into the appeal of Soccer (football to the English), and has come to the conclusion that it is all about sex. "The way I see it," said Kich, "this is a battle between dom...
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Funny story: WikiLikker Denies Charges, Says Women's Evidence Smells "Fishy"

WikiLikker Denies Charges, Says Women's Evidence Smells "Fishy"

Julian Assange, in his first statement since being released on bail, said that the accusations by the two Swedish women who accused him of diving into their Wiki's unprotected, smelled "fishy" to him. While neither confirming nor denying having se...
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Funny story: Detroit to Receive a Massive Blow Job Today

Detroit to Receive a Massive Blow Job Today

Rare weather patterns and unseasonably warm temperatures will be responsible for a convergence of two storm systems today, where sustained winds are expected to reach more that 60 miles per hour. Local authorities are preparing for the worst, give...
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Funny story: Gay Author's Huge Pen..is. - Massive!

Gay Author's Huge Pen..is. - Massive!

A gay author is celebrating tonight after winning first prize in a prestigious short story contest, the prize for which was an extraordinarily outsized stationery set. The writer, Larry Sabu, 20, claimed the fantastic prize with his first-time ent...
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Funny story: Sperm-leggers tried, found wanting, see men caught in a tissue of lies

Sperm-leggers tried, found wanting, see men caught in a tissue of lies

In a first for English judicial law, two men have been found guilty of illegally making sperm, available over the internet, by turning a hobby into a scheme for reaping pecuniary rewards. The men behind the seminal case, Bill Wrangler and his rig...
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Funny story: Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

THE HAGUE - Due to the quick-draw popularity of Iran's recently unveiled unmanned drone bomber aircraft - the so-called "Ambassador Of Death" (for no other reason than apparently because "Semi-Big Thing That Will Blow Up Near Where You Live" was alre...
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Funny story: "Tahoe Bar and Girl" Features Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

"Tahoe Bar and Girl" Features Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Admitting to creating a play on words twice in the same sentence, Nevada real estate developer and entrepreneur, Manny Slongenhard, will be opening a new multi service entertainment establishment in Lake Tahoe next spring called the Tahoe Bar and Gir...
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Funny story: Tiger Pulls Out: Threesome Left Hanging and Unsatisfied!

Tiger Pulls Out: Threesome Left Hanging and Unsatisfied!

In an unprecedented move, golf Satyr Tiger Woods was forced to 'pull out' during the final round of the TPC match at Ponte Verde claiming a 'bulging ball sack" was giving him a stiff neck and he wasn't able to 'follow through." Tiger's early withd...
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Funny story: Longknob wins Big in Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza

Longknob wins Big in Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza

Thor Longknob, Gatwick's World leading Viking re-enactor, is today "standing proud" after his amazing victory in the 69th Annual Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza which is held on the second Sunday in April for no particular reason. Longknob overcam...
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Funny story: Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Whilst contemplating having a "pussy' share one's life one should study the recommendations given in a Nepalese scientific study recently. The results were astounding here they are: A) A white "Pussy" is normally well house-trained, reluctant to sit on one's lap, doesn't like being told when to purr and blows hot and cold! B) A "Tiger Pussy" can be intimidating, fiery hot and fiercely col...
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Funny story: Local Man's Knob Falls Off

Local Man's Knob Falls Off

Local woman Patsy Pillock, 41, was left dumbstruck when she came home from a day prostituting herself down by the Old Canal Road and found her husband, Barry Pillock, 43, standing on the step holding his knob and sobbing loudly. "He said it had fa...
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Daryl Hannah Breaks Up With Neil Young

I get confused sometimes but as soon as he started playing Heart of Gold instead of Sweet Caroline, I realized that I had gotten Neil Young and Neil Diamond mixed up," said Ms. Hannah on her break-up.

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