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Funny story: Tittle to be dropped to save ink

Tittle to be dropped to save ink

With a world shortage of magnesium looming, the printing industry is looking at ways of saving this crucial ingredient in ink. "Magnesium has very few uses," said Hugh Packard, head of ink at Kodak. "It's main use is in the manufacturer of ink jet...
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Funny story: Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Bernard Shoft, a third shift accountant at The United States Mint at Philadelphia, loved to entertain his fellow workers with his antics. Saturday night that tradition came to a sad end as he fell into a vat of red ink and drowned before he could be...
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Funny story: Smart ink has mind of its own

Smart ink has mind of its own

Bare Paints has developed a digital ink designed from smart silicone and carbon compounds. Circuits are formed utilizing the available volume of the ink. Surface area is similarly programmable. Plans are in the works for a Neiman Marcus Christm...
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