On the same day seven defendants celebrated their acquittal in the armed takeover of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, law enforcement officers dressed in riot gear and firing bean bag rounds arrested nearly 150 oil pipeline protesters camped out...
Fantasyland, Florida -- Who says crime doesn't pay? Neighborhood watch hitman George Zimmerman is lining up dozens of lucrative endorsements now that he's a free man. Most involve products designed to make the night watch a little more comfortable an...
New York City -- Lame duck Mayor Michael Bloomberg is working to install neighborhood watch favorite George Zimmerman as the city's next Police Commissioner.
"Think of this as my going away present to the city," said Bloomberg, who will be out o...
An Indiana prosecutor says he wants a 17-year-old boy accused of stealing an apple from a grocery store to be tried as an adult.
The Herald Bulletin reports the teen was arrested Friday at the Anderson Police Department on a charge of disposing of...
After the recent case of, Carol Clarke, a mentally ill patient who suffers from delusions and suicidal thoughts, it has been determined by the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe (PACE) that British court officials and British law makers...
In a bid to reduce public expenditure and raise funds, Justice Secretary Ken Clark has announced a new justice lottery.
In a speech at Westminster on Tuesday, Clark told MPs that the new system would be quicker and fairer for everybody. He reveale...
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