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Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Funny story: Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Long, long, long playing records of Leon Redbone and Yanni Week has brought more results from the prisoners at Guantánamo than all the water boarding combined, say guards at the prisoner facilities. "In Yoko Ono Week alone we found the headquarte...

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Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

Funny story: Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is worth more money. Putin was referring to the fact that Eddie Snowden can access any type of information on anyone in the entire world including President Oba...

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President Putin Has Edward Snowden Send 2,003 Pages On The Private Life of Ellen DeGeneres To Ann Coulter

Funny story: President Putin Has Edward Snowden Send 2,003 Pages On The Private Life of Ellen DeGeneres To Ann Coulter

MOSCOW - Vodkavich, the Russian national news agency has stated that President Putin has instructed his Director of Computers Edward Snowden to perform a document investigation on an American talk show host. Putin told Snowden to go into the NSA a...

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The Shockingly Amazing Truth About Lint

Funny story: The Shockingly Amazing Truth About Lint

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering has just come out with a shocking finding regarding everyday household lint. Agency spokesperson Naomi Belle McDibbing remarked that research studies were recently conducted at Windy City Communit...

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Words of Wisdom from Wendle Wantage: Book one.

Funny story: Words of Wisdom from Wendle Wantage: Book one.

MONEY: "Dont spend it, steal everything you need" SEX: "Every tart is fair game except yer dear old Mum". BEEF: "Easy to milk, a fucker to slaughter, if you do have a Daisy away from the farm, get yourself a mate that knows how to use a chainsaw" NOSE HAIR: "A good cigarette lighter does the trick" PETROL: "Use unleaded, the forensics hate it, they cant...

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President Bush's daily schedule released

Funny story: President Bush's daily schedule released

Ever wondered what an average day in the life of the president is like? Well, thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, we get our first look inside the life of a President.

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Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

Funny story: Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

FREEDOM of Information requests by the Daily Mail have cost British taxpayers up to £56million in the last eight years, figures obtained by The Mail on Sunday under the Freedom of Information Act revealed this week.

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An Imperial Presidency?

Washington, D.C. - Under a Freedom of Information Act request, the advocacy group "Why Must We Be Governed By Idiots?" received the following 2007 memo relating to appropriate behavior in the presence of President Bush, and immediately released the document to the press.

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Journal of Macho Hits On Men's Sexual Concerns Regarding Women

Funny story: Journal of Macho Hits On Men's Sexual Concerns Regarding Women

In the upcoming April, 2008 issue of the prestigious "Journal of Macho," an article by Dr. Zauber Flöte provides critical information as to why men have a ball-busting time with women sexually.

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Chris Neetl interviews Harold Justilax MP

The News Information Investigative Plus Interview...

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Falwell from beyond the light

The spirit of the late Jerry Falwell made a late night visit to this reporter; either that or it was an undigested bit of gruel. Regardless, Jerry needed to pass on to his many followers, members of the current administration (one and the same), and all practicing (and we do mean practicing) bigots some information from beyond the white light.

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Time Travelling Medieval Peasant Farmer Doesn't Find Internet Slow At All

Funny story: Time Travelling Medieval Peasant Farmer Doesn't Find Internet Slow At All

"I can't believe you find this slow", was the bemused interjection of William Mariner, a time travelling medieval peasant farmer, upon witnessing the information super-highway or "internet" for the first time.

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Breakthrough in Terrorist Interrogation Techniques

Funny story: Breakthrough in Terrorist Interrogation Techniques

Imosobad, Afghanistan--At a secret captured terrorist holding facility in the desert hills of eastern Afghanistan, interrogators have miraculously stumbled on what they believe is the key to unlocking vital information on the ongoing and planned inte...

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Apple Sues to Stop Leaks -- Bill Says "Whaaat?!!"

Funny story: Apple Sues to Stop Leaks -- Bill Says "Whaaat?!!"

LOS ANGELES, CA - Apple Computer, Inc. (AAPL) has recently demanded that three websites reveal to the company the source of their information. The sites in question - ThinkSecret.com, PowerPage.org, and AppleInsider.com - cater to people who use or...

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J.K. Rowlings at the head of Satanic Cult

Funny story: J.K. Rowlings at the head of Satanic Cult

IRRP(Investigative Radical Right Press)- Found recently, information leading to a live satanic ritual held by a vile organization known as th DOFB (the Druidic Order of the Fluffy Bunnies). Tracking down this "Order" , the IRRP stumbled int...

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Important Information on WMD

In a surprise announcement president bush announce that CIA got important information about Iraq's WMD. In a press meet president said that all the WMD was stored in a wash room of one of the Saddam's palace.

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Adidas Creates Computerized 'Smart Shoe'

Funny story: Adidas Creates Computerized 'Smart Shoe'

PORTLAND, Ore. - Adidas says it has created the world's first "smart shoe" by mating it with a computer chip so it will be able to give valuable information to person wearing it.

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Woman gets 97% of information from e-mail forwards.

Funny story: Woman gets 97% of information from e-mail forwards.

Grundy Center, IA - Local woman Grace Aiken makes no bones about it, she loves e-mail forwards. Even to the point that she estimates that on a given day up to 97% of the information that she shares with others is derived directly from this relatively...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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