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Funny story: Putin mainlining drain unblocking solvent as part of rejuvenation therapy

Putin mainlining drain unblocking solvent as part of rejuvenation therapy

'Moscow - President Vladimir Putin is shooting up doses of One-Shot-Miracle-Drainbusta fluid to put lead back in his pencil a Kremlin handwriting expert said today. Flagging testosterone levels and a plummeting Rouble had seen Vlad lose his 'Impal...
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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...
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Funny story: iPhone usage triggers impotence

iPhone usage triggers impotence

In a recently released study from the internationally renowned male sexual dysfunction R and D thinktank "Get it up!", male iPhone users are 37% more likely to suffer impotence than other smartphone users. "We have been conducted this study for so...
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Funny story: New Breakfast Cereal Announced for Impotent Men

New Breakfast Cereal Announced for Impotent Men

Normally known for their wide range of popular animal feeds, Pureena Company announced today that they will be releasing a new breakfast cereal developed for impotent men called, Nut & Raisin Honey. Representing a clear diversion away from the...
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Funny story: Frightening impotency

Frightening impotency

Some psychologists suggest fear is innate; some say it is learned. Whatever. Fear is out there shared by all members of the animal kingdom. If fear is innate, then, it must be active in our DNA as a safety measure. Now, if fear is innate, then, why in other parts of the world, say, Hyde Park, birds would perch on people's heads, while somewhere else, birds, at the sight of a man, send a danger...
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When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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