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Funny story:  Former IMF chief to test breast implants

Former IMF chief to test breast implants

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the former International Monetary Fund (IMF) leader, and serial sex-pest, has volunteered to do testing of silicone breast implants. "When I heard that the French company PIP was selling sub-standard prosthetics to the worl...
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Funny story:  Global financial crisis a 'banking error'

Global financial crisis a 'banking error'

President of the International Monetary Fund Patsy Laggard has admitted that the Global Financial Crisis is a banking error. Speaking from her Washington DC office Ms Laggard explained: "Mai oui, but yes, we are vereee soreee, we made a beeg...
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Funny story:  IMF Explains How World Debt Crisis Is To Be Solved By "Imaginary Economics"

IMF Explains How World Debt Crisis Is To Be Solved By "Imaginary Economics"

The institutions and regulators of the global financial system today made an unprecedented joint announcement that will change the underlying basis of the global economy. These institutions and regulators, which include the International Monetary...
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Funny story:  DSK & the Maid

DSK & the Maid

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, DSK, former head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), was arrested in New York on May 15, 2011, accused of sexually assaulting a hotel maid. DSK had to resign from his IMF job and give up chances of running in France's 2012 presidential election. On July 1, the case against him seemed weakened, as the maid's side of the story became questionable. Naturally, we were...
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Funny story:  Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Christine Lagarde, the IMF's new head, has vowed to always keep the door of a hotel room in which she's staying, wide open. Speaking to this reporter she said: "My hotel bedroom will be for sleeping only. Sleeping alone that is. I will always keep...
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Funny story:  Stavros Flattley sent in to save Greece

Stavros Flattley sent in to save Greece

Finalists from Britain's Got Talent, Stavros Flattley and Son, are being sent in to Greece to help solve the country's economic crisis. British Home Secretary Theresa Mayormaynot, has confirmed that the huge-personalitied gentleman and his son hav...
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Funny story:  'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

Wickford, Essex - Ryan Cleary, a 19 year old IT buff, 'was just tracking aliens in the IMF' when cops pounced early this morning. Officers from the Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency seized tin foil hats and laptops in the Essex raid followin...
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Funny story:  Sir Fred Goodwin eyes top IMF position

Sir Fred Goodwin eyes top IMF position

London - His fiscal attributes are the very stuff of legend. And this weekend ex-RBS boss Sir Fred 'The Shred' Goodwin has been nominated to take on the top job at the IMF. Although not endowed with the same bonking - er...banking! - gravitarse...
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Funny story:  International Monetary Fund candidate race hots up

International Monetary Fund candidate race hots up

With the retirement of Dominique Strauss-Kahn as head of the IMF as a result of chambermaid stress, the race is on for a replacement. While the most qualified successor seems to be financier Sir Fred Shred Bankruuin, because of his incredibly succ...
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Funny story:  Time Not Right For Brown, Say Millions of Financial Experts

Time Not Right For Brown, Say Millions of Financial Experts

Financial commentators from all corners of the globe have united in expressing that the time is not right for former Prime Minister Gordon Brown to be considered for the IMF job vacated by Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Some have stated that Brown is sti...
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Funny story:  Homeless in NYC: DSK Reduced to Taking Room in YMCA , Harlem Residents 'can't wait!'

Homeless in NYC: DSK Reduced to Taking Room in YMCA , Harlem Residents 'can't wait!'

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the IMF Pariah suffering from Priapism, was forced to take a room at the YMCA after several exclusive rental apartments and Manhattan Co-ops refused to put the French Dandy up, no matter what the price. DSK was faced wit...
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Funny story:  IMF Head Strauss-Kahn Engaged to Rikers Inmate

IMF Head Strauss-Kahn Engaged to Rikers Inmate

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who heads the International Monetary Fund and, until a few days ago, was likely to be the Socialist Party candidate for president of France, has announced his engagement to Heebie Longfellow, an inmate at New York's Rikers Isl...
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Funny story:  Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'to call UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as a character witness'?

Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'to call UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as a character witness'?

New York - His sex crime views are the stuff of misogynist rapture amid a mounting press furor. Today a groundswell of pubic opinion is backing Clarke to take the stand supporting the beleaguered IMF ex-CEO. "Ken would make an ideal expert witn...
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Funny story:  IMF And Dundee United Keen On Swop Deal

IMF And Dundee United Keen On Swop Deal

The International Monetary Foundation and Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United are locked in negotiations in an attempt to arrange a swop of their star men. The IMF's chairman and leading light Dominique Strauss-Kahn is currently in Rykers...
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Funny story:  Was Singing Nun who recorded 'Dominique' the birth mother of IMF CEO Strauss-Khan?

Was Singing Nun who recorded 'Dominique' the birth mother of IMF CEO Strauss-Khan?

Belgium - In a promising week for international conspiracy theories the Singing Nun's emergence as the possible mother of Dominique Strauss-Khan has not seen anyone batting so much as an eyelid. But the former nun's 1963 smash hit 'Dominique' may...
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Funny story:  DSK: I did not have sex with that maid; it was Bin Laden's ghost who did

DSK: I did not have sex with that maid; it was Bin Laden's ghost who did

Disgraced IMF head and French presidential hopeful, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has told the Bronx cops exactly what happened in Suite 2806. His testimony reads "It wasn't me who'd gone and done that to that poor dear cleaning lady. It was Bin Lade...
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Funny story:  IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

Temporarily 'indisposed' IMF head Strauss-Kahn (DSK) is said to be shocked, dazed and confused after finding out Rikers Island was not the day spa in the Hamptons where he would be waited on hand and foot at the government's expense. Checking his...
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Funny story:  Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

The European Cartel, minus France, is scrambling to come up with a successor for besieged IMF chairman Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DKS) in order to stave off an Asian assault to take over the International Monetary Fund (IMF) which is underwater with non...
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