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Funny story: Illuminati World Hairdressing Council issues fatwa over Yulia Tymoshenko's hausfrau braids

Illuminati World Hairdressing Council issues fatwa over Yulia Tymoshenko's hausfrau braids

Chicken Kiev, Ukraine - The enlightened masters' red alert comes as jailed Ukrainian opposition leader Yulia Tymoshenko was freed on compassionate grounds this morning from incarceration for crimes against hair-brained beauty products and the peroxid...
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Funny story: Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

WASHINGTON DC - Some time after the inauguration of President Obama, George Soros began telling people how satisfying it was to buy the entire US Federal Government. Establishing One-Party-Rule in the 2008 Elections may have cost $5.3 Billion, but So...
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Funny story: Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...
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Funny story: Illuminati predict Belgium's Queen Fabiola next for the chop as Dutch monarch finally chickens out

Illuminati predict Belgium's Queen Fabiola next for the chop as Dutch monarch finally chickens out

Amsterdam - The abdication of Holland's Queen Beatrix Potter has started a chain reaction with Belgian malingerer Queen Fabiola next for the chop according to Hellfire Club sources tonight. Beatrix has channeled the Dutch queen for 33 years on a l...
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Funny story: Illuminati sends 4.0 quake to Maine warning US not to vote for Obama

Illuminati sends 4.0 quake to Maine warning US not to vote for Obama

PORTLAND, Maine (ABSNN) - An earthquake that registered 4.0 struck just west of Portland just before 8 p.m. this evening. The Illuminati has taken responsibility for the temblor and "vows to cause an even greater quake should Mitt Romney fail to be...
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Funny story: Casey Anthony & Nancy Grace sued for $3 billion in Illuminati plot

Casey Anthony & Nancy Grace sued for $3 billion in Illuminati plot

ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - Casey Anthony, the Most Hated Woman in America, was acquitted in the murder of her child Caylee who died more than three years ago. Her legal trouble has not ended, not by a long shot. She is still in the middle of a laws...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift arrested for Mann Act violations concerning Conor Kennedy

Taylor Swift arrested for Mann Act violations concerning Conor Kennedy

HYANNIS PORT MA (ABSNN) - Taylor Swift, 22, was indicted this morning by a federal grand jury for violating the Mann Act, after admitting that she drove Conor Kennedy, then 17-years-old, across state lines and the two "engaged in heavy petting, but only outside my tee shirt." "The Grand Jury had two federal crimes from which to choose to indict, Ms. Taylor," said assistant US Attorney William J...
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Funny story: The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND - In a festival-like gathering, Secret Societies held a conference celebrating the US Supreme Court ruling which effectively terminated use of the judicial system to limit unchecked powers of unelected bureaucrats appointed by...
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Funny story: Skull 'N' Bones crop circle sprouts on Rebekah Brooks' lawn

Skull 'N' Bones crop circle sprouts on Rebekah Brooks' lawn

Chipping Norton - The symbol of Yale University's darkest arts and crafts society has reared its shadowy face outside Rebekah Brooks' Oxfordshire mansion. The cultish secret club has served as foreign conflict tool for President George Bush Senior...
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Funny story: Rumbled: Illuminati plot to conjure up Victoria Cross for Falklands wannabe William

Rumbled: Illuminati plot to conjure up Victoria Cross for Falklands wannabe William

London - An inevitable Hollywood blockbuster has also bombed as a plot by Palace Enlightened Ones upping Prince William to national hero-dom lies on the cutting room floor today. The top secret scam alongside the Argentine military was to have mag...
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Funny story: Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

WASHINGTON, DC - Since George Soros "publicly" took ownership of the US Government in January 2009, organizations such as the Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and the Bilderberg group have practically flaunted their diabolical manipulation of human...
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Funny story: Now Brussels Illuminati threaten to downgrade British AAA Battery

Now Brussels Illuminati threaten to downgrade British AAA Battery

London - "Bring it on!" was the only comment from a consortium of British producers of the Triple-A carbon-zinc battery threatened with downgrading by EU penpushers. They were joined by manufacturers of the alkaline, lithium and NiMH rechargeable...
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Funny story: The Illuminati made me do it sobs Glenn Mulcaire

The Illuminati made me do it sobs Glenn Mulcaire

London - Accusations that the NewsCorpse private investigator was an Establishment puppet were vehemently denied this weekend by gargoyle-faced Glenn Mulcaire. Named after a notorious Scottish phishing lodge on the banks of Loch Ness the disgraced...
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Funny story: Bavarian Illuminati blamed as E.Coli mutant traced to Plutonium-210 lab

Bavarian Illuminati blamed as E.Coli mutant traced to Plutonium-210 lab

Munich - The secret society's Germ(an) warfare wing has been caught cooking up a lethal new recipe to deal with Euroseptics (sick). Traces of the homegrown genetically modified Eco Lie bacteria have been sourced to a new batch of Plutonium-210, co...
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Funny story: Illuminati groom new Bin Laden

Illuminati groom new Bin Laden

London - A newlywed from the sacred Merovingian line is being fast-tracked to replace Ass-ended Master Osama. Known only by his Emir Will Panic anagram codename the up-and-coming one flopped badly in spearheading the UK World Cup 2018 bid. A sp...
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Funny story: One Nation Under Hex: Wiccans publish alternative history of the US Presidency

One Nation Under Hex: Wiccans publish alternative history of the US Presidency

New York - It's been dubbed Michelle Obama's master grimoire of ovulation rites for dummies - 'something that ex-First Daughter Chelsea Clinton-Lewinsky-Mezvinsky could sorely use right now!' The first print run hit NYC bookstores this morning and...
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Funny story: Wildlife suicide pandemic is nature's protest at royal wedding

Wildlife suicide pandemic is nature's protest at royal wedding

London - (Fawning Fauna Furor): Illuminati mind control experiment technology may be to blame for the tide of animal kingdom protest suicides. This week's global pandemic of bird, fish and crab fatalities is being linked to an electronic sublimina...
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Funny story: Royal coffin UFO 'just a dazzling meteor fireball'!

Royal coffin UFO 'just a dazzling meteor fireball'!

London - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): A deep space sarcophagus commissioned by the Illuminati for the death of Queen Elizabeth streaked across British skies at dusk yesterday. Government spin doctors immediately dubbed it 'a Gemenid meteor fireball, heh...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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