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Did Emmanuel Macron Invite the Trumps to an Illuminati Ritual in Paris?

Funny story: Did Emmanuel Macron Invite the Trumps to an Illuminati Ritual in Paris?

A million rumors and conspiracy theories are swirling on Twitter about French President Emmanuel Macron and his connection to Occult Magick. Recently, the feds hacked Facebook and circulated a picture of Macron with his hands making the Illuminati si...

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Illuminati Denies Any Connection to the Trump Clan

Funny story: Illuminati Denies Any Connection to the Trump Clan

Head of the Illuminati, David Rockefeller, denied that the Illuminati would ever have anything to do with Trump, his Cabinet, or his family. "The Illuminati, if it did exist, would never stoop to the level of supporting wannabe tinhorn dictators.

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Illuminati Interview

Funny story: Illuminati Interview

Our reporter from U-R-FKDmagazine met up with Illuminati member Sir Reginald Adder at the National Liberal Club London. Sir Reggie does not confess to being a member of the Illuminati but our reporter who is a distant cousin knows it to be a fact, hence his ability to gain access to Adder in the first place. The subject he wished to find his response to was ISIS and its current vendetta against th...

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"Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama

Funny story: "Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama

ST. PAUL, MN - At a Minnesota Town Hall meeting, President Obama spent the afternoon telling everyone how unfair it was for people to blame him in "phony scandals." Although some had been led to believe there would be discussion of local issues,...

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Illuminati World Hairdressing Council issues fatwa over Yulia Tymoshenko's hausfrau braids

Funny story: Illuminati World Hairdressing Council issues fatwa over Yulia Tymoshenko's hausfrau braids

Chicken Kiev, Ukraine - The enlightened masters' red alert comes as jailed Ukrainian opposition leader Yulia Tymoshenko was freed on compassionate grounds this morning from incarceration for crimes against hair-brained beauty products and the peroxid...

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Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

Funny story: Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

WASHINGTON DC - Some time after the inauguration of President Obama, George Soros began telling people how satisfying it was to buy the entire US Federal Government. Establishing One-Party-Rule in the 2008 Elections may have cost $5.3 Billion, but So...

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Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

Funny story: Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...

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Illuminati predict Belgium's Queen Fabiola next for the chop as Dutch monarch finally chickens out

Funny story: Illuminati predict Belgium's Queen Fabiola next for the chop as Dutch monarch finally chickens out

Amsterdam - The abdication of Holland's Queen Beatrix Potter has started a chain reaction with Belgian malingerer Queen Fabiola next for the chop according to Hellfire Club sources tonight. Beatrix has channeled the Dutch queen for 33 years on a l...

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Illuminati sends 4.0 quake to Maine warning US not to vote for Obama

Funny story: Illuminati sends 4.0 quake to Maine warning US not to vote for Obama

PORTLAND, Maine (ABSNN) - An earthquake that registered 4.0 struck just west of Portland just before 8 p.m. this evening. The Illuminati has taken responsibility for the temblor and "vows to cause an even greater quake should Mitt Romney fail to be...

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Casey Anthony & Nancy Grace sued for $3 billion in Illuminati plot

Funny story: Casey Anthony & Nancy Grace sued for $3 billion in Illuminati plot

ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - Casey Anthony, the Most Hated Woman in America, was acquitted in the murder of her child Caylee who died more than three years ago. Her legal trouble has not ended, not by a long shot. She is still in the middle of a laws...

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Taylor Swift arrested for Mann Act violations concerning Conor Kennedy

Funny story: Taylor Swift arrested for Mann Act violations concerning Conor Kennedy

HYANNIS PORT MA (ABSNN) - Taylor Swift, 22, was indicted this morning by a federal grand jury for violating the Mann Act, after admitting that she drove Conor Kennedy, then 17-years-old, across state lines and the two "engaged in heavy petting, but only outside my tee shirt." "The Grand Jury had two federal crimes from which to choose to indict, Ms. Taylor," said assistant US Attorney William J...

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The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

Funny story: The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND - In a festival-like gathering, Secret Societies held a conference celebrating the US Supreme Court ruling which effectively terminated use of the judicial system to limit unchecked powers of unelected bureaucrats appointed by...

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Skull 'N' Bones crop circle sprouts on Rebekah Brooks' lawn

Funny story: Skull 'N' Bones crop circle sprouts on Rebekah Brooks' lawn

Chipping Norton - The symbol of Yale University's darkest arts and crafts society has reared its shadowy face outside Rebekah Brooks' Oxfordshire mansion. The cultish secret club has served as foreign conflict tool for President George Bush Senior...

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Rumbled: Illuminati plot to conjure up Victoria Cross for Falklands wannabe William

Funny story: Rumbled: Illuminati plot to conjure up Victoria Cross for Falklands wannabe William

London - An inevitable Hollywood blockbuster has also bombed as a plot by Palace Enlightened Ones upping Prince William to national hero-dom lies on the cutting room floor today. The top secret scam alongside the Argentine military was to have mag...

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Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

Funny story: Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

WASHINGTON, DC - Since George Soros "publicly" took ownership of the US Government in January 2009, organizations such as the Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and the Bilderberg group have practically flaunted their diabolical manipulation of human...

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Now Brussels Illuminati threaten to downgrade British AAA Battery

Funny story: Now Brussels Illuminati threaten to downgrade British AAA Battery

London - "Bring it on!" was the only comment from a consortium of British producers of the Triple-A carbon-zinc battery threatened with downgrading by EU penpushers. They were joined by manufacturers of the alkaline, lithium and NiMH rechargeable...

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The Illuminati made me do it sobs Glenn Mulcaire

Funny story: The Illuminati made me do it sobs Glenn Mulcaire

London - Accusations that the NewsCorpse private investigator was an Establishment puppet were vehemently denied this weekend by gargoyle-faced Glenn Mulcaire. Named after a notorious Scottish phishing lodge on the banks of Loch Ness the disgraced...

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Bavarian Illuminati blamed as E.Coli mutant traced to Plutonium-210 lab

Funny story: Bavarian Illuminati blamed as E.Coli mutant traced to Plutonium-210 lab

Munich - The secret society's Germ(an) warfare wing has been caught cooking up a lethal new recipe to deal with Euroseptics (sick). Traces of the homegrown genetically modified Eco Lie bacteria have been sourced to a new batch of Plutonium-210, co...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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