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SICKmatch.com Eases Stigma of Dating With Rare Diseases

Funny story: SICKmatch.com Eases Stigma of Dating With Rare Diseases

Gioni Malocutia suffers from Tourette's syndrome, an illness often skewered by comedians, but one that makes it difficult if not impossible to find a mate or even an occasional date in real life. After having zero success on traditional dating sit...

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Russians Hack Medical Records: Both Trump And Clinton Unfit For Office

Funny story: Russians Hack Medical Records: Both Trump And Clinton Unfit For Office

Donald Trump's challenge to Russian hackers to find the dirt on Hillary Clinton has backfired as Wikileaks released hacked medical records damaging to both Clinton and Trump. The revelations that neither candidate is physically fit to run a lemona...

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Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Funny story: Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...

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New DSM V Disorder: Gun Fetishist's Separation Anxiety

Funny story: New DSM V Disorder: Gun Fetishist's Separation Anxiety

The new DSM V categorization of psychiatric disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association as a new description of separation anxiety and a new category of fetishes. In the DSM IV these disorders related only to people. But now they h...

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Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Funny story: Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...

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National Shingles Day announced

Funny story: National Shingles Day announced

When children are young, many a parent will attempt to have a so-called Chicken Pox Party. This is an attempt to deliberately infect their child with this mild, but virulent disease early on, so that they do not scar. With the advances in modern m...

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Bartholomew Utterswaithe: I miss my daily walk into Nottingham!

Funny story: Bartholomew Utterswaithe: I miss my daily walk into Nottingham!

Bartholomew Utterswaithe, our 65 year old Nottingham correspondent and unemployed Gas Street lamp wick trimmer, found himself housebound the other day. Partly due to his arthritis, losing his free-bus-pass, the flapping holed sole of of his right shoe, and the lousy wet weather. He was straining a thrice-used Asda tea bag, and thought about what he might be missing on his cancelled wonderful...

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Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Funny story: Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Christmas may be a time of mistletoe and wine, but it is also a time of coughs and sniffles, and it seems that the long winter months are being blamed for a sharp rise in cases of combined Yuppie/Man Flu (or YuMF for short). Practitioners describe th...

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Media hopes for outbreak of swine flu or something interesting

Funny story: Media hopes for outbreak of swine flu or something interesting

With the news of hurricanes quickly whisking themselves away, the media turns to cold and flu season for its latest outbreak of media frenzy. This affliction which affects mainly reporters and those who run news agencies occurs any time a story i...

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Salmonella ring leader, Mr. Gobbles will be tried for terrorist acts

Funny story: Salmonella ring leader, Mr. Gobbles will be tried for terrorist acts

People are eating a healthier diet these days and have reduced the use of red meats. However, it also means increasing the use of lean meats such as fish, chicken and turkey. Since the popularity of switching hamburg meat to ground turkey, more and...

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Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Funny story: Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Libuse, La. - Mrs. Del Taylor remembers last Friday morning when, she says with a bit of nervous laughter, she discovered only four eggs and a small packet of grated American cheese in the refrigerator. Her husband Kenny was in the bathroom readying...

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Jeremy Clarkson has a verruca

Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson has a verruca

Unbelievably popular television journalist, Jeremy Clarkson, has - according to chiropody reports - got a verruca. The chiropody reports, liberated from a Chipping Norton waste paper bin and painstakingly glued back together from their shredded re...

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Doncaster Doctor Only Ever Prescribed Valium GMC Told

Funny story: Doncaster Doctor Only Ever Prescribed Valium GMC Told

Appearing before the General Medical Council, Doctor Amor DeFreitas, who works as a GP in downtown Doncaster was accused of only ever prescribing valium to patients, regardless of their medical condition. The matter first came to light when a loca...

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Japanese Quake Causes Spike In Work "Sickies"

Funny story: Japanese Quake Causes Spike In Work "Sickies"

Employers around the world have been reporting increases in staff absences due to illness this week - and the Japanese earthquake is to blame, say experts. Boffins reckon that the huge quake last Friday shifted the Earth on its axis by 6.5 inches.

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Paralympic Rower Faces Illness Set Back In Gold Glory

Funny story: Paralympic Rower Faces Illness Set Back In Gold Glory

Jed Simpson, Britain's leading rower heading for the London 2012 Paralympics, has had his bid for gold put in jeopardy. The Sunderland born sportsman has contracted woodworm in his left leg. Simpson had noticed sawdust appearing in his bed over...

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Bieber Cuts Bangs, Millions of Girls Take Ill

Funny story: Bieber Cuts Bangs, Millions of Girls Take Ill

Shocking news from Hollywood yesterday afternoon, as Justin Bieber, in an attempt to take on an older look, changed his famous sweeping, bang-covering hairstyle. Seen on the streets moments after a visit to his favorite hairstylist in Marina Del-R...

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Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized After Attack of WBIS

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized After Attack of WBIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has finally succumbed to the relentless interrogation of Republicans. Though she never spilled the beans concerning her knowledge about the Bush Administration's use of water boarding, she has now...

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Hog Warts, Restless Pig Syndrome Also on Rise

Funny story: Hog Warts, Restless Pig Syndrome Also on Rise

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Even as the World Health Organization struggles to contain a recent outbreak of swine flu, a startling number of other swine related diseases and illnesses have begun to crop up across the globe. "This latest development is esp...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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