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Funny story:  Eight Crazy, Dangerous, Nutcase Numbskulls Who Deserve Stoning

Eight Crazy, Dangerous, Nutcase Numbskulls Who Deserve Stoning

In recent days, weeks, and months, there have been some outrageous displays of total insanity, stupidity, arrogance, fraud, and even murder and mass murder, bringing back the need for throwing rocks at people. Just like in Biblical times. None of these events or people are funny. They're very unfunny. And although we can't actually throw rocks at others, dark satire's always been a good way to sli...
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Funny story:  Gun Nuts Promote More Mass Shootings As A Way Of Stimulating Gun Sales

Gun Nuts Promote More Mass Shootings As A Way Of Stimulating Gun Sales

Gun toting crazies, flush with a victory over the US Government and common sense in general with their defeat of all gun bills, have decided to keep on a roll and create more gun sales by stimulating more mass shootings. Observing that the sale of gu...
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Funny story:  Protesters march about Greece or something

Protesters march about Greece or something

Across the UK, protest marches have been held to show "solidarity" with the Greek people. A thousand turned up in London, and a few hundred in other cities. Head organiser Noah Dear held a small press conference for the two journalists who had tur...
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Funny story:  Cretin wins mayoral race

Cretin wins mayoral race

Labour candidate, Alan Cretin won the Sparrow-on-the-Wold mayoral by-election last night. Cretin, a former Miss World and the first person to legally breastfeed a Stoat, thrashed second-placed Tory winner Cardinal Ken "Mincepie" McGregor. Fellow s...
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Funny story:  "I'm Proud Of Being An Idiot!" Says Defiant Idiot

"I'm Proud Of Being An Idiot!" Says Defiant Idiot

Barcelona - Spain:- A man caused quite a stir in this cosmopolitan Catalan city this morning, as he paraded around the city's central square, Placa Espana, wearing a placard which stated: 'I AM AN IDIOT AND PROUD OF IT!' A group of curious onlo...
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Funny story:  Study finds that Congress is Getting Dumber:  You don't Even want to know about the People who Keep Voting them into Office

Study finds that Congress is Getting Dumber: You don't Even want to know about the People who Keep Voting them into Office

A recent study has found that unbeknownst to the rest of us the US Congress is actually getting dumber. Who knew? The study was conducted by the Society of Dysfunctional Ping Pong Players, who studied the last 20 years of Congressional Represen...
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Funny story:  Millions of idiots expected to go blind Sunday

Millions of idiots expected to go blind Sunday

San Francisco CA - Scientists predict that millions of rebellious idiotic, rude, young adults will be blinded Sunday. Dr. Smerve Leude of the Whackover Institute told reporters that the eclipse of the sun Sunday would not be total. Damaging rays wo...
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Funny story:  Stargate Universe!  - a Rant on Parliament and Politics

Stargate Universe! - a Rant on Parliament and Politics

Perhaps it's me, but today I woke up wondering if I was living in a parallel universe somehow different from the universe inhabited by the fruitloops that frequent Number 10 and the Houses of Parliament. After tripping over the cat and regaining my composure I turned the TV news on and lo, I discovered I was here on planet earth after all even if all these non-elected nutters are not. Yes, u...
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Funny story:  Ricky Gervais rules out return to Golden Globes - but is the new host lined up?

Ricky Gervais rules out return to Golden Globes - but is the new host lined up?

Ricky Gervais has vowed never to present the Golden Globes again after his third stint was given a lukewarm reception by critics. Gervais caused outrage last year with a string of near the knuckle jokes at the expense of Hollywood royalty. With G...
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Funny story:  An explanation of the financial crisis, for morons

An explanation of the financial crisis, for morons

These days, the media is full of depressing but thrilling news about the financial crisis. It is regularly implied that we are all doomed, that banks will fail, governments will fall, and nothing will work in the future. But somehow the world continues turning. It's enough to make one hit oneself over the head with a brick and yell, "What does it mean? What does it all mean???" So here, in the...
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Funny story:  All off at Religion Station

All off at Religion Station

We've all been there. Happily blundering in the dark believing that there's no God and that pure random chance and basic high school physics created the universe and all life within it, in it's glorious diversity. Then suddenly it hits us. Life is like a train, and we can stay on those single tracks blindly following science, or we could get off at Religion Station. The great thing about...
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Funny story:  All aboard the atheist train!

All aboard the atheist train!

The current fad amongst the mentally lazy is that of atheism. It has been claimed by the BAPS - British Atheist Propaganda Society that it is 'cool' to be an atheist. Once the domain of the faux intellectuals, now it is the topic of hot debate on ITVs 'Loose Women'! It is impossible to prove a universal negative, yet atheism - the belief that there is no God, makes just that wacky claim! Foolis...
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Funny story:  Shakespeare plays were actually written by Tara Palmer Tomkinson

Shakespeare plays were actually written by Tara Palmer Tomkinson

In a major interview in a major newspaper today, it was revealed that the entire works of William Shakespeare were actually ghost written by philanthropist, socialite and Dean of the Faculty of Make Up, Lipstick and over-priced Fashion at University...
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Funny story:  More young people aspiring to be idiots

More young people aspiring to be idiots

Teens nowadays are looking more and more toward idiocy as a viable career choice. "It's like those reality shows" stated one teen who only referred to himself as "The Retention." "You can't be smart and be on those, yet look at the money those pe...
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Funny story:  National Weather Service Issues Idiot Warning for Most of U.S.

National Weather Service Issues Idiot Warning for Most of U.S.

Tracking temperatures well into the 90's across the United States, with some regions topping 100 degrees Fahrenheit, the National Weather Service has decided to escalate their normal advisory up to an "Idiot Warning" for the next two days. Advis...
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Funny story:  Idiot Protestors from Westboro Baptist Church Arrive in Japan

Idiot Protestors from Westboro Baptist Church Arrive in Japan

Members of the ever ridiculous and idiotic Topeka, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church, hot on the wheels of their recent Supreme Court victory allowing protests at military funerals that horrify grieving families with bigoted signs and rhetoric, we...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Gets Chat-Up Tips From Robert Pattinson

Justin Bieber Gets Chat-Up Tips From Robert Pattinson

Twilight Titan Robert Pattinson is certainly a hit with the ladies. So is Tousle-Topped Poppet Prince of Pop Justin Bieber. Both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber, then, are hits with the ladies. We asked Hollywood Gossip Guru Gutsi S Vermont about the sex appeal of both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber. "Yes, I would agree", said Gutsi S Vermont. "Both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber...
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Funny story:  All Muslims Sent to Labour Camps

All Muslims Sent to Labour Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Jingoism Act was passed by Congress today, limited the citizenship of Muslims, and eventually, resulting in their transference to work camps on the outskirts of major metropolitan areas. "Pisslam," said a Republican, "is a c...
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