Labour candidate, Alan Cretin won the Sparrow-on-the-Wold mayoral by-election last night. Cretin, a former Miss World and the first person to legally breastfeed a Stoat, thrashed second-placed Tory winner Cardinal Ken "Mincepie" McGregor.
Fellow s...
Barcelona - Spain:- A man caused quite a stir in this cosmopolitan Catalan city this morning, as he paraded around the city's central square, Placa Espana, wearing a placard which stated:
'I AM AN IDIOT AND PROUD OF IT!'
A group of curious onlo...
A recent study has found that unbeknownst to the rest of us the US Congress is actually getting dumber.
Who knew?
The study was conducted by the Society of Dysfunctional Ping Pong Players, who studied the last 20 years of Congressional Represen...
San Francisco CA - Scientists predict that millions of rebellious idiotic, rude, young adults will be blinded Sunday. Dr. Smerve Leude of the Whackover Institute told reporters that the eclipse of the sun Sunday would not be total. Damaging rays wo...
Perhaps it's me, but today I woke up wondering if I was living in a parallel universe somehow different from the universe inhabited by the fruitloops that frequent Number 10 and the Houses of Parliament.
After tripping over the cat and regaining my composure I turned the TV news on and lo, I discovered I was here on planet earth after all even if all these non-elected nutters are not.
Yes, u...
Ricky Gervais has vowed never to present the Golden Globes again after his third stint was given a lukewarm reception by critics. Gervais caused outrage last year with a string of near the knuckle jokes at the expense of Hollywood royalty.
With G...
These days, the media is full of depressing but thrilling news about the financial crisis. It is regularly implied that we are all doomed, that banks will fail, governments will fall, and nothing will work in the future. But somehow the world continues turning. It's enough to make one hit oneself over the head with a brick and yell, "What does it mean? What does it all mean???"
So here, in the...
We've all been there. Happily blundering in the dark believing that there's no God and that pure random chance and basic high school physics created the universe and all life within it, in it's glorious diversity.
Then suddenly it hits us.
Life is like a train, and we can stay on those single tracks blindly following science, or we could get off at Religion Station.
The great thing about...
The current fad amongst the mentally lazy is that of atheism. It has been claimed by the BAPS - British Atheist Propaganda Society that it is 'cool' to be an atheist. Once the domain of the faux intellectuals, now it is the topic of hot debate on ITVs 'Loose Women'!
It is impossible to prove a universal negative, yet atheism - the belief that there is no God, makes just that wacky claim! Foolis...
In a major interview in a major newspaper today, it was revealed that the entire works of William Shakespeare were actually ghost written by philanthropist, socialite and Dean of the Faculty of Make Up, Lipstick and over-priced Fashion at University...
Teens nowadays are looking more and more toward idiocy as a viable career choice.
"It's like those reality shows" stated one teen who only referred to himself as "The Retention." "You can't be smart and be on those, yet look at the money those pe...
Tracking temperatures well into the 90's across the United States, with some regions topping 100 degrees Fahrenheit, the National Weather Service has decided to escalate their normal advisory up to an "Idiot Warning" for the next two days.
Advis...
Members of the ever ridiculous and idiotic Topeka, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church, hot on the wheels of their recent Supreme Court victory allowing protests at military funerals that horrify grieving families with bigoted signs and rhetoric, we...
Twilight Titan Robert Pattinson is certainly a hit with the ladies. So is Tousle-Topped Poppet Prince of Pop Justin Bieber. Both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber, then, are hits with the ladies.
We asked Hollywood Gossip Guru Gutsi S Vermont about the sex appeal of both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber.
"Yes, I would agree", said Gutsi S Vermont. "Both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Jingoism Act was passed by Congress today, limited the citizenship of Muslims, and eventually, resulting in their transference to work camps on the outskirts of major metropolitan areas.
"Pisslam," said a Republican, "is a c...
"A close-up image of a blood vessel in the brain has amazed scientists with its likeness to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
When stories reached researchers at the world renowned 'Newcastle University', that Rudolph was missing, they gathered in t...
Mohamed Osman Mohamud, was arrested Friday for attempting to detonate a fake van bomb at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Oregan.
Mohamud had been under surveillance for 5 months by the FBI when the government was tipped off that he intended...
DALLAS, TX - A consortium of the southern states has split off from the United States of America.
The new country will be accepted into the United Nations, and will be named the Union Provinces of Christ or the UPC.
This will reduced the numbe...