As New Years Eve approaches and we fondly wave farewell to 2012 and welcome, with open arms and a sigh of trepidation, 2013, many people will be reflecting on the loved ones they lost in the last 12 months.
"It is a time for reflection" said grief...
Recently released US government documents have shed light on George W. Bush's time as President of the United States.
They reveal the sort of lunacy President Dubya's staff had to put up with during his two terms in office.
We have compiled a list of ten of the most idiotic things he said and did or thought.
1) When discussing foreign affairs with his advisors Bush believed they were talk...
Another opportunity for happiness missed because I am so stupid and clueless
With the possible exception of Karl Rove, I must be the stupidest, most clueless man in the United States. Belay that, mates, I am the stupidest, most clueless man on the Planet Earth!
Yesterday, being Thanksgiving, I had the day off from work, and after feasting on more calories than the average Sudanese child con...
The most recent quarterly testing of New York City's water supply revealed dangerous levels of stupid in the city's water - over eighteen times the permissible levels, even by New York's lenient stupid standards (New York is second only to Georgia in...
Serious questions are being asked about the educational record of Prime Minister David Cameron. This after he was foxed by simple questions by American TV host David Letterman. Cameron spent his school years at Eton College a school which makes Latin...
A ginger-haired man in a high-visibility jacket was spotted yesterday in broad daylight trying to steal the Crown Jewels from Buckingham Palace.
He was heard shouting into a megaphone with threats of "Give us the jewels or I'll call the police!"...
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President Obama: Hey Joey, did you see who "Old Mittens" finally picked to be his vice-presidential running mate?
8:01 a.m.
Vice-President Biden: Yeah Barry, I just heard about it on CNN. And let me say that today is our lucky day.
8:05 a.m.
President Obama: You got that right bud. Paul Ryan? Can you believe that out of all of the fairly good choices the old Mormon ha...
Barcelona - Spain:- A man caused quite a stir in this cosmopolitan Catalan city this morning, as he paraded around the city's central square, Placa Espana, wearing a placard which stated:
'I AM AN IDIOT AND PROUD OF IT!'
A group of curious onlo...
Homoeopathic researchers at the Water Memory Project in Bath have successfully located the homoeopathic trace memory of the very bath water that Archimedes leapt from whilst shouting Eureka three thousand years ago.
"We are bowled over by this dis...
After the fall of the Persian Empire in 632, Omar, the 2nd successor to the prophet of Islam, issued his legendary order: 'Burn the libraries, for their value is in this book, (i. e., Moslem script).' The result of this decision and its complications was/has been, in fact, tantamount to surgically removing the brains of the Persian scientists of the time. After the burning of the books, Arabs, wh...
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Rick Santorum: Hey Mitt how's your Etch A Sketch doing?
8:14 a.m.
Mitt Romney: It's doing great Ricky boy. Do you still really feel that if I ran against President Obama that Republicans should vote for him and not me, a GOPer.
8:19 a.m.
Rick Santorum: Do skunks stink? Is Lake Michigan wet? Does Lindsay Lohan have hundreds and hundreds of freckles? Of course I do "Hai...
I am aware of the sad fact that I am not perfect. This information initially came to me in the form of an ex-boyfriend giving me another girl's ratty shirt (there was no way I owned that thing) when I went to claim my belongings only a day after the split. Thanks Steve, message received, loud and clear. Once I was forced to acknowledge my flaws, I began my "enlightenment phase," in which I began m...
A Clerkenwell woman has been named London's Worst Cyclist 2011 at the prestigious London Cycling Like a Dick Awards.
22 year old Fashion Magazine editorial assistant Tamara Okyaa scooped the award last night at the Hoxton hotel ceremony after dazz...
Question: How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Five, one to hold the light bulb and four to spin the ladder around!
Recently a friend emailed me several Blonde jokes, including the one above. I first heard this "dumb" joke in the playgrounds of the 1940s, but they weren't Blondes who were spinning the ladder around. Back then the "they" were Americans of certai...
These days, the media is full of depressing but thrilling news about the financial crisis. It is regularly implied that we are all doomed, that banks will fail, governments will fall, and nothing will work in the future. But somehow the world continues turning. It's enough to make one hit oneself over the head with a brick and yell, "What does it mean? What does it all mean???"
So here, in the...
In a recent survey carried out by Gallop Holes, it was discovered that aligning yourself to a party such as the BNP is a massive indicator of IQ, much more so than economic or educational background.
"We were amazed," said Lee Ping, Gallop Hole's...
Tracking temperatures well into the 90's across the United States, with some regions topping 100 degrees Fahrenheit, the National Weather Service has decided to escalate their normal advisory up to an "Idiot Warning" for the next two days.
Advis...
The Ministry of Defence has announced job cuts in the armed forces of over one hundred thousand front line men and women.
"This may sound, at first, like terrible news," said Brigadier Brian Gardener. "It's a huge number of soldiers. What we're ac...